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I watched the cartoon for this one Sunday while waiting for the game. It's extra-awesome terrible.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

You made this up. That's right. I am accusing you, Forksclovetofu, of spending today creating a Flash website for some made up tv show about Elizabeth, NJ, and the Jets.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Would that I were resourceful enough.
The cartoon is beyond belief. The episode I saw involved the kids daring each other to go knock on the old guys SPOOKY HOUSE door and then run away, but it turns out he's a war vet and the kid has to look in his heart and... well, let's just say something VERY SPECIAL happens.
It's like Apt Pupil.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

How pathetic would it be to have been part of GENERATION JETS! this season? "this is the worst senior year EVER"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

WTF does this have to do with the Jets though? They wear Jets jerseys? No wonder they're so bored they have to go knock-and-run old cripples.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

About the Show:
How long did America wait for its birthday gift from France? Who built the Brooklyn Bridge? Why's it called "Wall Street"?

What do all of these questions have to do with the New York Jets? Aska, Willie, Spike, Jessica, XL and Blitz answer all these questions and more, as they discover that building the greatest city in the world, isn't so different from building a Super Bowl Champion. With 24/7 access to your favorite Jet players and coaches, these Generation Jetsetters have got the 411 on what makes your team tick and New York City stand tall and proud. So check it out this Saturday and take a ride on the Jet Stream.

Tara's Character:
Tara plays Jessica in the show. Jessica is 5'1", 103 lbs, and love's Sundays in November. Her favorite band is No Doubt, and she wants to be a designer. You can hear a short audo clip of Jessica, here. (courtsey of Sam)

Episode #2 Discription: The show is very New York and football centric particularly about the NY Jets. Now this episodes focus is on resiliency so we have Spike trying to learn a new move on his skate board with little success in the beginning so the Generation Jets speak to a NY Jet player named Kurt (didn't catch last name cause this is when I turned on the tv) who talks about the importance of practice and when asked by the Generation Jets for an example about resiliency in his life he talks about growing up in a bad neighborhood but going beyond his circumstances to reach where he is today. Next the group talks to Coach Heron of the NY Jets who talked about the reciliency of his team after being 2-5 in the first part of last season and how every team and individual players can suffer setbacks but it is those bad situations that make you band together and you show what you are made of and he used Kurt Martin injuring himself but coming back to have 1000 rushing yards as another example . Then there was a demonstration by Larmar(?) Jordon on proper ball protection. Then we have the Generation Jets finding themselves looking at where the World Trade Center was and giving a little history behind the two towers how it was 110 stories and represented 28 countries and how the architect intended it to be a symbol of World Peace and how even though the towers are gone there is still something to build on. After all of this we have Spike triumphantly learning the new move on his skate board. (written by Kizzy R.)

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Jessica: Oh my god, the elephants. Let's go check out the elephants. I'm always knocked out by how big they are.

Xl: Imagine them leading the sweep in front of curtis martin

Jessica: Talk about a ground game that couldn't be stopped.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Spike: They've got a lot of different animals in here.

Xl: Kind of remnds me of a football team.

Aska: Oh please there is no way you can compare a football team to the diversity of the African savannah.

Jessica: Ooh sounds like a challenge.

Spike: Aska, are you ever going to learn?

Xl: You think football players are all the same

Aska: Let's see big, muscle bound, mentally limited in a word, yes.

Xl: Girl diversity is what makes the game so great stream it up

Xl: Yo Dog this might sound a little out there but if you were an animal

Aska: What do you mean were?

Xl: What kind of animal would you be?.

The players said what animal they would be.
Wayne Chrebet wide receiver would be a snake.
Vinny Testaverde quarterback said he would be a lion.
John Abraham defensive end said he would be a cheetah.
Kevin Mawae tight end said he would be a elephant.
Jerald Sowell fullback said he would be a rhino.
Jon McGraw free safety said he would be a hawk.
Sanatana Moss wide receiver said he would be a lion.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck dude.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

"Girl diversity is what makes the game so great stream it up"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand this thread.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah - Wayne Chrebet would totally be a llama!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

And Vinny! Three-toed sloth, dude!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44417

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

WHY WON'T THEY STOP BLINKING

― butts lmao (Adrian Langston), Friday, 27 January 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

Holy Shit! Check out that picture! Generation JETS is SEGREGATED!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit! That theme song is fucking awful!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 27 January 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

It's like the guy (and I really hope it's a guy) was just going along on his Alan-Thicke-does-Great-Space-Coaster theme-writing way, and then realized HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO MENTION THE FOOTBALL TEAM right before the chorus.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 27 January 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA
"click here for G-J's B-Days"
HAHAHAHAHA

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Aska's favorite book is Ulysses and she likes to more than everybody else."

she likes TO WHAT???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

likes to J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

Believe it or not, this HORRIBLE show, will be back for a FRIGGING 4th season in the fall. They've even hired a NEW DIRECTOR to who's going to try to salvage that mess!!!

It's not like he could make it any WORSE, that's for sure. Guess we'll just have to wait until September to see...

I can't wait (NOT!)...

― WIL BRANCA (NewWilOrder), Sunday, 11 June 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Tara Lipinski is in this! She is my pick in the 2006 WOULD SMASH Bowl

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 11 June 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Girl diversity is what makes the game so great stream it up"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 June 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

ps. wayne chrebutt

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 11 June 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I totally forgot about this!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

klassy:

At Jets Game, a Halftime Ritual of Harassment

But the Gate D tradition at Giants Stadium apparently is unique to Jets games; the Gate D ramps are comparatively empty at Giants games. Perhaps forlorn Jets fans, who have rarely had a winning team to support, are seeking alternative entertainment on game days.

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

We've already commissioned a new "New York Tits" helmet on the Week 12 thread.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i later saw it on the other thread

oh well

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

It's okay. Tits are a hot property these days.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

get some
http://jubeegankin.bigmandan.com/FootballHater.png

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

Ravens
Gonna
Intercept

― banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.newyorkjets.com/photos-and-videos/videos/Gen-Jets-Episode-104---Building-Goals/277c32ec-79d0-11df-ba56-acc8e62813e9

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.newyorkjets.com/photos-and-videos/videos/Gen-Jets-Episode-107---Confidence-Guaranteed/277c2d01-79d0-11df-ba56-acc8e62813e9
willie = sanchez i guess?

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

Girl diversity is what makes the game so great stream it up

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

Things I learned from the Jets opening game:
1) The Jets have a good defense
2) The Jets have no offense
3) Jim Zorn is on the Ravens coaching staff

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

Kris Jenkins (torn ACL) out for season. Same knee as last year.

― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

this team needs more girl diversity

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9cVPD97Wcs&feature=related

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

can't imagine how classy and wonderful this must be:

http://www.newyorkjets.com/fanzone/wine.html

― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 16 September 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

"filled with the lush overripe flavor of a dream deferred"

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

actually turned off this game at halftime, presuming it was over!

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

never gets old

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahahaah oh lol...fans almost as lolworthy as the picks

― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)

hahah that is the best montage

also rofl at picking a kyle brady over warren sapp wtf

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

now we have the t wolves

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

freeman mcneil was dope fuiud

― buzza, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_men8kbwwf11qaxc2so1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 31 December 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1232912!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_235_300/image.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 January 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

2013 Projected
Buffalo Bills: $20.6 million under
Miami Dolphins: $35.8 million under
New England Patriots: $18.6 million under
New York Jets: $19.4 million over

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:25 (twelve years ago)

jets need rob ryan imo

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/3MD9ile.png

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFTqo4rlcG8

― am0n, Sunday, 11 August 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

who is on the right xp

― The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 11 August 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

Diedrich Bader's character in Office Space.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 11 August 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

"no...no, shit no man. i believe you'd get your ass kick for throwing the ball like that"

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:16 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGjlvJIM4ig
this is a thing apparently

― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

seriously, jump to 1.54 on that video if you don't do anything else

― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)

lol

WHOAH NORV TURNER COACH OF THE SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 15 August 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

have seen this car a few times lately. just out of frame the entire back half is rust city

http://i43.tinypic.com/2rpbnzq.jpg

― johnny crunch, Friday, 16 August 2013 01:43 (twelve years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNuvViCQAAuLHv.jpg http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNu6QNCEAAMkpe.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

front/back of card handed out to players

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

"I think your audience would be interested to knowing that"

― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)

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