now i feel guilty

just checked theschefter gmail box to get my suggest ban total and came into this

Dear Adam, Jan. 28, 2009


I just wanted to say that my son and I enjoy watching you on team cam and on NFL

Sunday mornings. You have brought a lot of joy into our lives. We live in Chalmette,

Louisiana and are still recovering from Hurricane Katrina. My son has made me a fan

of football and I have to say that I am suprised at that myself. I've just started to really

get interested and after the BIG GAME on Sunday, that's it for the season.

Maybe you can email us if you get a chance. The email address is:

montmich✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧. Someone now calls me wow wow in Kansas City after

a blackberry incident (it's an inside joke). Hope to hear from you.


Sincerely,

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:(

wait waht

O M G O_O

aw the schef touches a lot of lives

how do we get this to the real adam schefter, i feel really bad for ruining this little kid's dreams right now

what if that was the real schef ha ha

pwnd by schefter

(to the tune of saved by zero obvs)

oh dude fuk u for bringing that song back -- in fact suggest ban u!!

print out, send in return-address-free envelope, go with God.

I think you need to e-mail this person back with something like "I'm not that Adam Schefter", and then point them in the direction of the NFL website. He has a blog there, so presumably he has an nfl.com e-mail address too?

and people wonder how i collected my massive 25 sb cache - btw schef pretty sure youve already dingd me

i itnhk u need to email this person back w/something like great to hear from u can we hanf out next time im in nola

i have never actually sug banned you, it is just joeks. i've only actually hit the sug ban on like 5 ppl one of which was actually a mod so who knows what good that could've ever done! true facts.

aw <3

btw i dont think ive ever sbd u but i do hav a pretty itchy finger and exercise it for lolz - so i really have no ill will toward anyone whos put one on me

schef, you should feel guilty. u must heal our nation

holy shit

you should play this one like a sitcom, keep up the subterfuge and hope that hilarious misunderstandings ensue

u need to try and unite this guy and his son w/the real adam schefter... w/o either of them knowing what youre up to!

^max & lamp movie pitch

you shoulda named yrself after someone who doesn't get nice emails, like some Sports Illustrated hack (John Heyman?)

schefterlesss in seattle

post-Katrina schefter impostering is a blight on our great land

"you should play this one like a sitcom, keep up the subterfuge and hope that hilarious misunderstandings ensue

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, February 27, 2009 12:32 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink"

except that irl she's probably a fatty and will hang herself when you end up having to drop her :\

then it's a todd solondz movie, that's cool too

oh wow ally.

i just had no idea that adam schefter actually brought joy to people's life in his real form :(

shakin my damn head @ u, schef

his real form: [terrifyinggoateyes.gif]