um, so t.o. to the bills

i don't even know who i am you guys

my sister just called to tell me and i...i don't know. couldn't finish a sentence.

i realize this thread is a pale version of MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~ but what happened? i am confused.

He hit 51 SBs in Dallas and had to go to, like, 4chan, right?

my sister thinks the bills did this so people would give a shit about them. why did t.o. do this?

she also compared this move to late-john-mccain-campaign antics.

okay watching t.o.'s press conference. he just dubbed the Bills "North America's team"

it would be totally hypocritical of me to decide i love t.o., right?

lol wow

guys i know it's saturday night but i need help.

xpost

btw in this press conference he was wearing a Bills cap so even though "North America's Team" is retarded and makes no sense, i think i love him now.

"North America's team" is badass, c'mon, it makes sense in a fucked up way, kinds like t.o. It will end in pain of course but so what for now

Don't be a sucker, horseshoe. He will leave this team worse than he found them!

that will be quite a feat

49ers
Eagles
Cowboys...

Bills RIP

maybe some people who don't live in buffalo will learn a few bills' players names. i kind of feel like it would be worth it on balance. when you ain't got nothing you got nothing to lose etc.

just roll with it horseshoe

man i hope he makes dick jauron so crazy he quits.

all right i need to go think about nothing but this for a very long time.

t.o.-flakes

I'll be behind this 100% if Trent Edwards grows a pair of boulders and keeps T.O. in check. Garcia, McNabb and Romo couldn't do it, so more power to him.

I basically love TO, and every team he's ever been on has been a playoff team at least for part of his tenure. The fact that it's a small media market will ultimately be very helpful for him and for the team.

as long as t.o. gets a BEAST MODE grill i'm okay with this

Had no idea that he was still suicidal though.

the 'north america's team' thing kinda won me over... something about this entire circumstance is just awesome to me. great move by the bills imo.

'what happened? i am confused.' shd be the board description btw

idk canks, does trent edwards really need the distraction of t.o. on top of trying to prove himself as a franchise qb

all right i have marinated on this and i've decided that the season needs to start right now. can we make this happen y/n?

excites for TO to weigh in on raging ambience vs décor dispute

*excited

my friend from Buffalo just left a message on my answering machine, he sounded very drunk about this move

horseshoe it's cool to love t.o. now, i fully endorse the embracing of former hated enemies and have ever since the bulls picked up rodman in '96

thank you omar i believe you are right.

yes this news mostly makes me wish the season were now

http://screenwritingfromiowa.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sleependvd.jpg

i think he won't be a distraction, not on a one year contract

OH BUFFALO. LOLZ. From one former TO sufferer to a future one: GOOD LUCK.

GUYS:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-03/45455333.jpg

it's clear to me now that t.o. has always been a misunderstood angel.

"north america's team" is brilliant imo

the more i think about it the more i love this move, mostly because of t.o.'s track record in his first year w/ a team

I still don't like it. Buffalo's fragile enough as it is. :(

buffalo needs difference makers on both sides of the ball... they have a TON of good/solid starters, but not much top shelf talent. T.O. isn't elite anymore, but imo he can only help them at this point

49ers
Eagles
Cowboys...

Bills RIP

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, March 7, 2009 11:59 PM (Yesterday)

;_;

I still hope they make a play for Hakeem Nicks in the draft (not that I've heard anything about them doing it).

that dude can fucking BALL

i luv t.o. and all the crazy athletes of the world GOOD LUCK BUFFALO!

btw i mean it, if one of the forms of t.o.'s shit-stirring is fucking with dick jauron i am ALL FOR IT.

may the fucking with Dick Jauron never end

amen

Guess I won't be taking Lee Evans as my standard unprepared sixth-round pick.

YOU GUYS I AM SO HAPPY

obv, TO will open things up for Lee Evans AND the backs. For the first time since Moulds/Price, the offense won't live or die based on how good a day WR2 is having. And there will be enough footballs to go around, since Evans wasn't seeing the ball much in triple-coverage anyway.

I'm more concerned about what to make of a diminished TO. Will he be all sadface in a rusted-out nowhere town? Will he constantly be jetting off to Cleveland to party with Ocho Cinco? I have no doubt that the city will welcome him with open arms and all the Labbatt's he can drink. Upside is he will be the beloved monarch of Buffalo, and the only thing approximating big-city press for hundreds of miles will be easily-awed Canadians. He may actually get all the adulation he needs with none of the Terrell-baiting that was like the national sport of Philadelphia.

This is going to be great.

And "North America's Team" is hilarious. I already want the t-shirt.

this is a dumb move that is gonnna get the bills nowhere.

lol rogermexico i had a feeling you would be :D

xpost o the bills are already nowhere, spoilsport!

sorry to hate, this is just the worst quarterbacking situation t.o. has been a part of by a mile.

so what's the worst that happens... TO says some mean things about TE to The Toronto Star?

worst-case scenario is t.o. loses his shit and attacks kevin everett during the latter's inspirational speech before a home game in the second half of the season.

He is going to rip off Kevin Everett's head on the 50 yard line and scream ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

...and I would be.

so what's the worst that happens... TO says some mean things about TE to The Toronto Star?

― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, March 9, 2009

no, he says it to espn like he always fucking does and makes it a national news story and drama, the way he always fucking does. you guys seriously think that the national media isn't going to follow him there and needle him in buffalo? or that somehow the dallas morning star was the one making t.o.'s batshitness a matter of national security? it's not that hard to get there guys, and it also contradicts y'alls earlier "omg he will bring national press attention to this small market team" so tits or gtfo basically.

sorry to be the spoilsport but i feel sorry for u guize. otm re: this is the shittiest qb situation he's gotten himself into yet -- it will end, probably, in buffalo being burnt to the ground fyi

granted, good points all around with the "buffalo is already bad so who cares" tip, he can't do toooooooooooo much more damage as to what they've already done to themselves ;_;

<3 marv levy's response was to ask the person who informed him of this move if they were drunk

there should be 2 contract clauses--1) t.o. cannot be w/in 500 ft of any media 2) has to see a shrink on the regular

those would be good moves, how is toronto btw

lol i read this as the bills facing the real and moving shop to toronto?

it will end, probably, in buffalo being burnt to the ground fyi

i cannot imagine the residents of buffalo, ny being anything but pleased at this fyi

it is just fine thank u lady _stanton

lol i heard the bills were moving to toronto to make love to ilxors

u can't spell toronto without to

http://i39.tinypic.com/34o7p0j.gif

Q: why is Toronto Terrell Owenns favorite football city?
A: because it's TO at both ends and a ron up the middle!

you guys seriously think that the national media isn't going to follow him there and needle him in buffalo?

not if they can avoid it!

per Peter King today, it was Trent's idea. ya got moxie, kid!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/03/08/offseason/index.html?eref=T1

<3 marv levy's response was to ask the person who informed him of this move if they were drunk

ok this is awesome and i miss marv ;_;

The Peter King story almost makes sense out of it all. Glad I read it.

Yeah, that was a definite slot a tab b explanation.
I think since Dr. Z is gone, King is getting lotsa good info. I always thought he was fluff, but he's had a half dozen good pieces in the past six months.

he is fluff when it comes to analyzing the game and a bunch of other stuff, but as a reporter he is p good

he's got an insane amount of access - talking to random ass dudes on the team plane on sundays and shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_UTYheZN7Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv1aqmuyZE8

I'm feeling really sorry for Terrell right now.

http://www.break.com/index/i-was-like-um.html

http://www.decadeoffail.com/FAILSHIRT2.jpg

http://www.decadeoffail.com/

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8600392/a-writer-explores-relationship-buffalo-new-york-nfl-franchise

yeah I enjoyed that piece.

it's sort of heartbreaking. also the move from war memorial to ralph wilson stadium is the same story as everything that happened in buffalo in the 20th century, fucking over the black community-wise.

It seems that the people he randomly interviewed from the black community came from other parts of the country (ie - the guy from north carolina)
I'm ok with high schoolers not rooting for the bills because the last ten years have been rough.

zubaz!

https://twitter.com/BobCraig83/status/636322814828617729

get a lil taste of that disappointment nice and early

http://i.imgur.com/mXJrxnK.jpg

otm

even with 11 players the bills would probably lose in the finals

Allen with 1st team offense:

Incomplete pass
Run
Sack
Scramble

Peterman QB2:
Run
Run
Short completion to Foster
Sack

AJ QB3:
Run
Incomplete pass
Incomplete pass
Run

— Josh Reed (@4JoshReed) August 2, 2018

You’re all playing for second boldest take this week. (H/t @David_Ely) https://t.co/ji7bZZGtkm pic.twitter.com/REglatczcJ

— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) September 3, 2018