Martellus Bennett, Cowboys Insider

guys
http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/yowsers.html

Yowsers!!

I believe in aliens. I've actually seen four or five of them in my
lifetime. Although they aren't as smart as everyone seems to think. I
played one in monopoly, checkers, and chess and I destroy him/her
couldn't really tell which it was so I'm just going to call it It. It
made the same mistakes over and over again in checkers it was funny. I
had five kings three minutes into the game. It sucked. I mean it could
have just been a dumb alien, I mean there are dumb people and I'm
probably one of them. LOL. Thanks Texas A&M LOL. Joking I love y'all I
must say I'm smarter than my teammates. Anyways! This alien was super
dumb so I decided to play him and bet something. I bet my truck in
exchange for it to stay and work for me. It accepted. So we proceeded
the first game was basketball, I knew that this would be a sure win
considering I'm awesome at the game. So the game began after I
explained the rules it understood. I got the ball first I was playing
similar to Lebron James on this particular day. Beat him 15 to 6 he
hit 3 2s. Yes I won. Next we decided to golf I suck at this. The
alien was about 4 foot 16 LOL add it up, with a Marcus Spears stomach
and Jason Witten arms. That's weird looking and it had a Peyton
Manning head with Reggie McNeal legs. So picture that. It was awesome
at golf 18 hole in ones. It won. So I decided to name it Lion Forest
LOL because it was that impressive. After that we decided to play a
game of Madden this was the final game I had to win. Of course I
picked the Cowboys, did minor roster changes made myself the starter
and so on. Lmao. It picked the Giants because it said a bunch of
aliens it knew played for them. I didn't even bother asking. Anyways I
won 42 to 3 I had 200 yards recieving and 2 tds, Witten had 136 yards
3 tds I love throwing to the TE and Jay Ratliff returned a fumble for
a td. That was the game. So now I have a alien maid and BFF, it's a
great wingman I just ask the girls if they ever been to Jupiter and we
take em. It does make weird sounds when we watch E.T or see ED on ESPN
LOL. Well if you ever wanna meet a alien holla at me.

http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/update.html

Anyways Witten and I are working on becoming the best
TE tandem possible and that is going well. Be on the look out for
Beans and Rice lmao. I'm beans and he's rice. Has nothing to do with
us personally but it does sound good hahaha.

http://twitter.com/MartyBTV/status/1466703100
@LilMya u can't twitter on Jupiter. And there isn't any uhaul spaceship and fedex doesn't deliver there. Although I do have a alien tht can
about 23 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to LilMya

http://twitter.com/MartyBTV/status/1435373912
I use to live on sesame street. Big bird still hating on me cuz he not on the Cowboys. Get Over it dude I mean really WTF grow up daMn bird
9:02 PM Apr 1st from TwitterFon

i would like to thank him for the LOLs on a really awful day, even if he does play for DALLAS

It picked the Giants because it said a bunch of
aliens it knew played for them.

That's weird looking and it had a Peyton Manning head with Reggie McNeal legs. So picture that. It was awesome
at golf 18 hole in ones. It won. So I decided to name it Lion Forest LOL because it was that impressive.

I use to live on sesame street. Big bird still hating on me cuz he not on the Cowboys. Get Over it dude I mean really WTF grow up daMn bird

wow ok

still coming to terms with this, i gotta say

# I'm one of the smartest ppl they will ever encounter. And it's called an mimagination get one. And if u don't like don't read it. Yowsers!about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon

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oh, I get it
Tiger Woods
Lion Forest
LOL

i've missed a LOT these past two weeks, haven't i

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Well if you ever wanna meet a alien holla at me.

yeah, where have you been, schef? are you back on NFL network

here have you gone Adam Schefter ha ha, ILNFL turned its lonely eyes to you

where

so busy with work, and negotiating my new contract with the nfln, all that baller shit, you know.

11) my answer: everybody loves chicken despite race sex gender chicken is scrumptious and everyone enjoys it. If you haven't had chicken go get some.

So I'm searching and searching and I stumbled upon a airline I never
heard of called TakeUThere Airlines. All flights were only 80 dollars
and 80 cents random but cheap so I wasn't tripping. I began to pack my
bag the items i included were my monkeys feet, the responses yall
leave on my blog so that i can have a good laugh during the flight, a
freebirds burrito, a kangaroo pouch to keep everything in, twitter
because i love it, a lighter, butter knife, a spork (saved a lot of
room i didn't have to pack a spoon and fork), a Harry Potter invisible
cloak, a calling card, bag of twizzlers, a lavender pillow case, a #2
pencil and a bunch of clothes gotta be fresh. Oh and some charmin
tissue and crest toothpaste. I googled the airline address and headed
that way. When I arrived at the runway there was a guy with jordan
jumpsuit and captains hat on. He was the pilot it appeared that I was
the only passenger which means more leg space, the worse thing on the
plane is to be stuck between two fat people in a regular row.

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