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http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3173699&origkw=mascot+hat&sr=1&kw=mascot+hat&parentPage=search

I mean, what?

do u know about this?

http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3608831dt.jpg

http://www.foamheads.com/

http://www.foamheads.com/index.php?cPath=70

i always wanted my own lifesize eli manning precious moments doll:
http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2438960&kw=mascot&parentPage=search

"from Scottish Christmas"

cheap at three hundred dollars

pretty fierce viking, guys!

http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3610105dt.jpg

just all of this:
http://www.nflshop.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=2237417&clickid=topnav_homeoffice

if i ever win the lottery you best believe there will be one entire level of my brooklyn heights brownstone that will just be full of this.

oh good a football gnome:
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p4732773dt.jpg

here's his wife, it's good they root for different divisions!
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p6087106dt.jpg

hey guys should i start dressing like this?
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p4691686dt.jpg

those jeans and the 4ever favre shirt yes

i'm singing "4ever favre" in my head like rod stewart's "forever young" btw.

also, is it just me or is this product just...mean?
http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3154810&cp=2237419.2237700&parentPage=family
these people do not have parties.

hey guys the giants are now an indie rock band i got this at alternative apparel
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5834748dt.jpg

actual LOLs at the lions party fridge

new york indie giants, cuet

tony romo lookin' good on this one
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5986157dt.jpg

um what?!

redskins have some pretty good tshirts, none of which are official: "offseason champs" "portis' pockets straight" (ref. to portis arguing with some radio interviewer & saying that), "chris cooley is my life coach", "fire dan snyder" (some skins blog has a pic of a fan wearing that shirt, next to carlos rodgers.. bad pr move on rodgers part, some might say)

they are prob gonna go 6-10 or something, but the lolz..

‘Snyder Sucks’ Poses With Carlos Rogers
http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/02/28/snyder-sucks-poses-with-carlos-rogers/

http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/08/captain-chaos-life-coach-by-joe-white.html

What the two-time Pro Bowl tight end didn't miss this week was another savvy marketing opportunity, capitalizing on a Jessica Simpson rumor that didn't have an inkling of truth.

It started when an online report suggested a romantic link between Washington Redskins teammate Colt Brennan and pop singer Simpson, who recently broke up with Dallas quarterback Tony Romo. Cooley thought such a story was too good to kill off right away, so he persuaded Brennan to tell reporters: ''My life coach, Chris Cooley, said that I should neither confirm nor deny it.''

This being the Internet age, it wasn't long before ''Cooley'' and ''life coach'' were linked everywhere. Knowing a good thing when he sees it, Cooley now is selling ''Chris Cooley Is My Life Coach'' T-shirts on his Web site.

I love Chris Cooley.

i know, right? redskins might be the funniest team in the league. for guys intentionally trying to be funny. (dallas obv bringing more lolz on accident.) so this is from some annual fancypants luncheon the organization holds. apparently the unofficial highlight is now:

http://blog.redskins.com/2009/08/28/friday-august-28-the-dead-man-suit-award/#continued

Dead Man Suit Awards..its givin to the player who wears a ugly 1960's suit that looks like they stole it from a body at the graveyard. Past 2 yr winners were Andre Carter (sorry) and most recent Justin Tryon...Rick James was left freezing in his grave last yr cuz of this guy. Who will b next??? Stay tuned..... I will have flowers for this years winner.

And then this, from the bus on the way to the event:

Omg there r 2 many contestants for this years dead man suit awards. it's going 2 be funny to see who wins we might have a repeat award winner. From d lineman to kickers nobody safe were checking all funeral homes for break-ins cuz we have suspects right here on the team...

SMOOT has the final decision on the award, of course:

"Hateful," Jackson said, shaking his head sadly. "See, here's the thing: there's a season for everything. This is my Hyannisport boating outfit, for Ted Kennedy."

I was somewhat mortified that an award named the Dead Man Suit award had been given to an outfit paying tribute to someone who had recently passed away, but Smoot was largely undeterred.

"I said how stylish you usually are," Smoot said. "They say you switched up what you did because what's-'is-name wore an ascot."

"Well, I liked the ascot," Jackson said.

Smoot seemed affronted. "I wear ascots! I'm saying you didn't wanna wear one because he wore one!"

"I got one in my office right now," Jackson said.

"I got one in my bag right here," Smoot said, "but what I'm saying is that you didn't wear what you wanted to wear because he was wearing it."

And the two walked off together, continuing the longest conversation about ascots I have ever heard.

what the hell.

I GOT ONE IN MY BAG RIGHT HERE

it's smoot. i mean, what can you say? maybe he wore an ascot on that boat thing he organized back when he was playing for the minnesota super vikings.

i was trying to txt you this, i dunno if it worked, but i was on the metro v late tonight and tommy from quinzee sat down right in front of me

http://i31.tinypic.com/1zmmemb.jpg

i like the standing guy. hand on hip like that, it's very confident.

He's a big BRAUT fan.

zomg I'm currently wearing a Bills t-shirt that came in the mail today from my Buffalo pal (he wears Bills clogs fyi)

<3

Bills crocs iirc

best crocs <3

http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3527790reg.jpg

i will be wearing this on opening day

http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-4960049reg.jpg

CROCS that's what they are, damn you footwear that sounds similar

the standing buffalo is back to stay and I couldn't be happier

got out my pats tshirt. it's just dark navy blue with team name + logo. $5 from the kids' section of SAVERS, WAHWICK, RHODYLIN