Tila Tequila Named Browns' Starting QB: WEEK ONE 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhQbAGn9zVM

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH yinz
MIAMI at ATLANTA super falcons
DENVER at CINCINNATI brian dawkins
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND super vikings
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS peyton face
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS breeses
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY romo djs
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA
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KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE in the air tonight
NY JETS at HOUSTON houstons
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS HAIL
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA larry fitzgerald
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE nobody wins here
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY pax
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND pats
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND super chargers for the w and a draft pick to be named later

hey look who is on the tv box RIGHT NOW
http://i26.tinypic.com/20gik41.jpg

He looks really pleased with that news.

Adam Schefter knows schadenfreude

yesssssss it is fucken time

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH stillers
MIAMI at ATLANTA fins
DENVER at CINCINNATI bengals givin everyone some false hope.
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND vikes
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS nola
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY boys
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA philly
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE ravens
NY JETS at HOUSTON jets
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS giants
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA niners
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE hawks but i agree w/"nobody wins here"
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY pack
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND pats
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND bolts

btw i am going to tally my picks this year instead of just postin' them--if anyone else wants to play that would rule.

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH
MIAMI at ATLANTA
DENVER at CINCINNATI (why the hell am I in a position where I'm picking Cincinnati????)
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS (think Detroit can have another perfect season?)
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY (just because I hate the Cowboys)
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE
NY JETS at HOUSTON
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY (fuck Green Bay imo)
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND (fuck New England imo)
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGFVnFoNnt4

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH probably Pittsburgh
MIAMI at ATLANTA Miami
DENVER at CINCINNATI Gross. I'm going with Denver because why not.
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND Minnesota
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS Indy
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS Detroit. Haha just kidding
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY Dallas, they won't fuck up til later in the season like usual
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA Philadelphia
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE Bmore
NY JETS at HOUSTON Houston
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS Giants
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA Hahaha. Uh Arizona
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE Double gross. Seattle...?
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY Green Bay
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND New England
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND Hahahahha no seriously guys

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH Tiiiiiaaaaaans
MIAMI at ATLANTA atlanta, i hope this one gets scrappy
DENVER at CINCINNATI Cincy I guess? What the fuck happened to Denver?
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND Vikes get a good start
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS Indy I supposes?
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS c'mon.
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY Dallas, I think
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA Philly
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE Ravens
NY JETS at HOUSTON Jets
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS G'ints
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA Cards
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE Seahawks, but no one cares
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY Cheeseheads
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND Pats and real curious (i know i'm alone in this) to see nu-brady
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND eggos

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH
MIAMI at ATLANTA
DENVER at CINCINNATI
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE
NY JETS at HOUSTON
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND

i'm real curious to see what the pats defense looks like & if shawn springs (who has been injured or something) actually gets on the field vs TO. i figure brady is brady. i'm hoping skins-giants is a LOT more interesting than last year's season opener in that redskins actually play some offense, but don't have my hopes up tbh

tits
phins
broncos
vikes
colts
saints
dallas
panthers
ravens
jets
gints
9ers
hawks
pack
pats
chargers

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - Stillers
MIAMI at ATLANTA - Da Birds
DENVER at CINCINNATI - Oh dear god what a sucky game. Bungles
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - Fun will be had, Farves
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - Peytons
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - Orleans
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - Jerry's Kids
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - Iggles
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - Lolimore
NY JETS at HOUSTON - Texans
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - Eli's
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - Will Singletary drop his pants? Frisco
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - Who cares?
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - Packers
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - New England
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - San Diego

btw: slots still open so u can put your money where ur mouth is:

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Password - ilxor
We're dropping three worst weeks so if you forget a time or two it won't hurt your chances.

2009 Survival
Yahoo Group ID#20130
Password - ilxor
TWO missed picks are necessary to knock you out, so you can't blame an errant play!

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joined both!

!!!!!!!!

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - Stillers
MIAMI at ATLANTA - dolphins
DENVER at CINCINNATI - flying dawkins
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - vikes
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - lol, saints
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - ugh, dallas
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES (NB i will be picking them every game)
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - baltimore
NY JETS at HOUSTON - hmm...jets
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - want washington but the elis will win
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - cards
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - scoreless tie
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - bears
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - brady
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - bolts

ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - scoreless tie

^^^ 2nd best result possible, next to "stadium blown up"

man ppl sure do hate the nfc west!

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH: Titans
MIAMI at ATLANTA: Dolphins
DENVER at CINCINNATI: Bengals
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND: Vikings
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS: Colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS: Saints
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY: Cowboys (ugh)
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA: IGGGGGGGGGGGGGLES
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE: Ravens
NY JETS at HOUSTON: Texans
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS: Giants (whoever wins, we all lose)
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA: Cardinals
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE: Rams
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY: Packers (who started the Bears are good challops?)
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND: Patriots (i'll be rooting for Bills)
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND: Bolts

GUYS! FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL IS ACTUALLY STARTING! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH PBURG
MIAMI at ATLANTA ATL
DENVER at CINCINNATI CINCI (lol ortown)
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND HORNS (I can't rly root for this team tho)
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS JACKSONVILLE <----------- (I genuinely think Colts shit the bed this year in an uneducated guess)
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS RAAAAAAAAZLE DAZZZZZZLE
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY COWS
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA PHI
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE LOL
NY JETS at HOUSTON HOUSTON feasts on the blood of a herky jerky sanchez
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS Gints
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA 49
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE RAMS MAY BE SHUT OUT
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY CHICAGO
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND PATS
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND TUBBIES

man o man, cannot wait. will be smoking a serious picnic starting around noon. by the the time the Browns wrap up their victory I will be dining on pulled pork.

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH rapey ro
MIAMI at ATLANTA falcs
DENVER at CINCINNATI bengals!!
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND looooooooool @ this matchup, i'm going with the vikes and hoping i'm wrong
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS saints
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY bucs
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA tossup imo, gonna say eagles
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE raves
NY JETS at HOUSTON tex
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS win one for tyree
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA nfc champion arizona cardinals
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE shawks
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY CHICAGO!
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND bradski
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND sd

Shit, I hope y'all aren't jinxin' the Saints. We always seem to lose the ones we're supposed to win and vice versa.

OK see somehow I am involved in an NFL pool thing for mondo money and lolz. The only thing I know about footballz really is I like the COLTS and I also like the STILLERS.

So what I'd like to do here is steal one of ya'll's picks. But whose shall I choose? This is the question.

Tempted to go with dar1a's because then we can watch games together and root for same teams to win.

But I am open to other opinions.

Help me NFLxors I need picks!

for those that dont use this, here's a site that shows which games will be on TV
http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/

i think i'm missing getting the iggles game by like 2 counties :(

Help me NFLxors I need picks!

Does anyone remember who won our last picks league? That might be a good person to rip off.

Anyway, here are my picks, which should definitely not be used in a pool:

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - A GAME OF HORSESHOES
MIAMI at ATLANTA - MATT RYAN SOUNDS LIKE A CLANCY CHARACTER
DENVER at CINCINNATI - BENSON STARRING ROBERT GUILLAUIME
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - PERCY FARVINS
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - JAGGERS GIVE COLTS NO SATISFACTION
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - NAWLINS WIN
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - ENORMOUS SCOREBOREDS
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - ROCKY VII
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - BODYMORE MURDERLAND
NY JETS at HOUSTON - GUYS FROM TEXAS, AKA "TEXINS"
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - BIG GUYZ
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - BEENIE WELL
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - IN MADDEN '10 I MOVED THE SEAHAWKS FRANCHISE AND NOW THEY'RE THE BOISE BABOONS
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - NOT THE LESBO QB TEAM
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - TOM BRADIE
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - LOL COME ON

stealin this for a bit

oh fuck nm

i WANTED to steal it that's how much i liked it

Fuck. They're barely showing the Philadelphia game anywhere. This is such bullshit.

Thanks for tryin'!

The Baboons' stadium (Monkeyopolis) has many baboon statues.

jeeezus the Browns game is on throughout this great land of ours!

hmmm i wonder why.

I request mookieproof's picks, which must be better for football than basketball, surely.

It's gotta be showing on cable somewhere...

hmmm i wonder why.

http://206forthetwenties.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/grabbybradyquinn1.jpg

Okay, does the NFL network (which i just got this year) replay the previous week's games for the following week? Cuz if so that plus tivo means i should really get an exercise bike or something in front of the teevee so I don't go NFL AWOL

I think they're showing the Philly game in Jersey? If you can handle my barky puppy, you're welcome to come by Mordy.

Whup, scratch that; looks like we get america's team too. Bummer, I'd prefer iggles.

hmm, looks like the Cincy game is blacked out?

oops it's not. maybe it should be amirite

DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - ENORMOUS SCOREBOREDS

this is cracking me up

also btw:

2009 Survival
Yahoo Group ID#20130
Password - ilxor
TWO missed picks are necessary to knock you out, so you can't blame an errant play!

I'm getting a "password is incorrect" msg here.

ilxor in lowercase?
we've got ten people signed up, so it seems to be working.

Yeah, all in lowercase. Weird.

maybe it maxes out at ten? I thought it was 12.

It's probably just for tonight. They didn't do it at AFC games over the weekend.

The John C Flood ads are the best!

Also wow this is either 10x better than I expected the Raiders to be or 10x worse than I expected the Chargers to be.

Gonna have to ditch this game in a minute for The Daily Show, but I'll be back in an hour.

"Fuck that ugly Oakland stadium. I know it shouldn't be a big deal, but I hate watching football with a baseball diamond still on the turf."

no, it is a big deal. i hate that shit, too. this is football. nobody on the field should be mistaken for a shortstop.

dolphins are another team that always seem to be playing in the dirt.

also, i love when the pats wear their old uniforms. i've always liked 'em better than the new ones. 'course, i almost always favor the throwback uniforms to the current ones, no matter the team. buffalo, pittsburgh, detroit...you name it. the rams may be the only exception of mine.

Wow, this is kinda old-school, I haven't seen a pro game without the yellow first-down line in...10 years maybe?

also, i love when the pats wear their old uniforms. i've always liked 'em better than the new ones. 'course, i almost always favor the throwback uniforms to the current ones, no matter the team. buffalo, pittsburgh, detroit...you name it. the rams may be the only exception of mine.

― MikeJonze, Monday, September 14, 2009 11:04 PM (3 minutes ago)

http://www.xomba.com/files/images/eagles.preview.jpg

okay. good callout.

ok fuck that call it was already called a reception once tonite

FUCKING INFURIATED RIGHT NOW, NOT AN HOUR AGO THAT IDENTICAL PLAY WAS CALLED A RECEPTION.

Sorry Jamarcus Russell is not a "white man" ergo he does not get the same breaks as princess Brady's squadron, I guess??? What the shit, that was clearly a catch, especially based on the EXACT SAME PLAY AN HOUR AGO IN THE OTHER GAME.

also JM Russel is FAT.

I heard he is not even symmetrical in his face.

Sorry Jamarcus Russell is not a "white man" ergo he does not get the same breaks as princess Brady's squadron, I guess???

lol really

lol this ref has some pillsbury doughboy-ass arms

lol glad the raiders finally got that INT after phil rivers threw it right at them 3 times in a row...? this game is weird guys.

I'm still disoriented by the dirt.

schef i think we're just supposed to ignore that in NFL, there are enough random/unfair calls and non-calls on key plays to make many games & probably every single season turn out completely differently. i decided to just accept this and love football anyway.

not when identical plays within an hour of each other are called entirely differently, resulting in turns of fortune in both games, i think it's pretty fair game to call that bullshit. (in both games, it should've been called a catch) that's how rules get changed/clarified.

Jamarcus is just a pawn in the NFL's hate of Al Davis.

yeah basically.

also LOLX1000000000 @ Philip Rivers taunting call

Way to have a time out, guys.

oh my god RAIDERS u guize r crazy

i need to go to bed but this game is way too insane. i thought this would be such a snorefest

dammit i missed the taunting call, are you serious? that's awesome. go rivers

Not sure what to make of this Raiders team. Since their last Super Bowl season, they've occasionally played well... but only 3 or 4 times a year. If they still look like this in a month, then and only then will I be impressed.

ok florio has a whole long post on those two plays & the rule in question. i noticed as well that the announcers for this game were pretty clueless. (i like florio because #1 he's from west virginia and #2 i think he's trolling his own readers a lot of the time & it seems they mostly all hate him)

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/15/espn-b-team-justifies-their-assignment/

this has all turned to crap

whoa

ok nevermind it's still weird
http://i25.tinypic.com/117uyc2.jpg

I know Murphy is technically a rookie, but he comes out of the Florida program... which is like NFL jr.

i guess the plan was to score the go-ahead td by boring the hell out of the super chargers for a bunch of plays?

there's been progress in oakland, last year they would've tried to kick a field goal from 4th and 15 right there.

lol @ Steve Young calling Sproles an "alternate" weapon. Ladanian's old tired ass has done fuck all tonight.

That's not very nice showing Tom Cable jumping and running in slow-mo.

damn sproles

god the raiders are lame

aw, man, richard seymour. welcome to the raiders.

i think the chargers were all giving condolences to seymour there

horrible clock management by OR, t/f?

FUCKING INFURIATED RIGHT NOW, NOT AN HOUR AGO THAT IDENTICAL PLAY WAS CALLED A RECEPTION.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 3:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
QFT

Also, lost my fantasy league by .432 points when fuckin' Sproles got a touchdown.

I was winning in my fantasy league by 40 points going into this game, but my opponent started LT, Sproles, and Vincent, and I ended up only winning by 4 points.

Speaking of, where the fuck was LDT?

Oh, so Sportscenter just teased with a newslette on T.O. storming out of the Buffalo locker room. He's usually so well behaved during his first season in a city, but he's making up for lost time!

Ok guys. Give me advice on the fantasy thread.

If the Raiders had a good QB they would have won that game by three scores, I think.

Also, man was that a lot of injuries.

Not feeling to good about my team, and also the Raiders are very intriguing this year.

"too good"

classic cases of teams losing rather than teams winning

12-4 on the week ^_^

14-2!