HOT QUARTERBACKS: THE RETURN OF THE POLL

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Prompted by this idiotic WSJ article about a ridiculous study that probably shouldn't have been done, what with all of the real problems in the world, that could be studied:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203706604574378733451557884.html

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Matt Ryan, Atlanta	2
Tom Brady, New England	1
Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh	1
Aaron Rodgers, GB	1
Brett Favre, Minnesota	1
Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle	0
Kerry Collins, Tennessee	0
Shaun Hill, SF	0
Phillip Rivers, SD	0
Kurt Warner, Arizona	0

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

Please note that being black automatically makes you less symmetrical than a guy who ripped his own face off by sequentially meeting the Pittsuburgh pavement and as a consequence has one eye that is Paris Hilton style.

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Feeling Ryan, Rivers, Rodgers and Tom Brady getting decapitated in the opener.

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

where is brady quinn, medicine woman

― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

symmetrical handsomeness:
http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/ben_roethlisberger-11643.jpg

yr shit is all jacked up, son:
http://www.oddjack.com/wp-content/tarvaris_jackson.jpg

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

WHO KNEW, GUYS, WHO KNEW

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

I feel like any discussion of Shaun Hill's face should be accompanied by the reposting of this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/22/SPD314SO6C.DTL

I assume his mustache was symmetrical, given how much energy he devotes to it.

― C-L, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

lols at jakcson

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

ahahaha did not know that about the throwback game. i guess that is why the redskins were no match for them that day

where is jake delhomme?

― daria, actually (daria-g), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe Bojangles distorts your face?

― C-L, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

he's here, with his whiskey, celebrating the oil they hit, texas tea, black gold, down in the dust bowl
http://www.flexleasefinancial.com/Jake%20Delhomme.jpg

― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

i would like to point out that tonight's game features two perfectly symmetrical examples of male beauty.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

really kerry collins wtf

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

not even close, brady

― k3vin k., Friday, 11 September 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

gross

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/collins_mug3.jpg

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

voting rodgers, i guess

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

okay i feel like a bitch, but who thinks matt hasselbeck is hot?

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

he's white tho!

― k3vin k., Friday, 11 September 2009 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

anyone not voting tom brady needs to provide side-by-side picture proof accompanied by a 200 word defense of your guy

― k3vin k., Friday, 11 September 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

i am totally outraged by this list seriously guys philip rivers is on it. okay, racism, whatever, but come on!

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

i know -- you could be racist and still, like, pick eli manning or something

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

there are hotter white quarterbacks than these; mine is not a principled outrage

xpost right or carson palmer

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

i mean hell kyle orton is better looking than matt hasselbeck

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

okay, kerry collins looks like a sex offender.

― j.q higgins, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not going to go so far as to suggest the cutler over hasselbeck or rivers, tho.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

no, that is a white dude too far, agreed

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know a lotta those guys, but I guess Sanchez isn't eligible til he makes his reg-season Jets debut?

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

i don't think that's this list's problem with sanchez...

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

morbs, you should really just google them and look at them and get to know them, but make sure you BRING A BARF BAG

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

yes i enjoyed your input about hot jim zorn previously, dr. morbius!

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/303688212_16ef414684.jpg

even when they've airbrushed him into unrecognizability, like some kind of strange tom brady-jake delhomme morph, he is unattractive.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

ahahahaha i like how they made rivers's face look chiseled when everyone knows it's perfectly spherical

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

i know - he literally looks like pizza dough that you stuck your fingers into to make a little "face" for a joke right before you punch it down.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

FEARFUL SYMMETRY

http://www.cnycentral.com/uploadedImages/wstm/Sports/Stories/TrentEdwards.jpg

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

uh, huh...

http://raleightatum.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rivers.jpg

― j.q higgins, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/28009_1_230.jpeg

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

i sort of have no use for him but trent is better-looking than 80% of these dudes, yeah

xp loooooool ally

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

phil's bad side...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2727701358_66df993e9a.jpg?v=0

― j.q higgins, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://blogs.citypages.com/sports/favre.jpg

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

ahahahaha i do think brett favre is kind of hot emeritus in a looks-like-an-asshole way but maybe i remember wrong

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

brett favre is one of the better options on this list to be fair.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5350857/smokin-jay-cutler-sure-does-clean-up-nicely

can't believe they left this guy out did they not get copies of these photos?

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 11 September 2009 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

wsj should check the memo abt 2 dudes named MANNING in the league (not that theyre attractive dudes rly but cmon)

― johnny crunch, Friday, 11 September 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

i stand by my facebook comment that half these dudes were chosen only because of their resemblance to heroes of the luftwaffe

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, 11 September 2009 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

Trent Edwards's favorite bands are 311, Sublime and Cypress Hill

― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 September 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

Edwards/Williams 2012

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

i just realized what this thread was about; I would like to revoke my earlier comment.

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2009 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

trent edwards? really?

what do you think he's doing at 4:20, brah?

― j.q higgins, Friday, 11 September 2009 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

Trent not really

JaMarcus really

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

HOW YOU DOIN'?

http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/images/admin/JR_Smile.jpg

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

a nike lapel pin? sharp.

ack.

― j.q higgins, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

I will stick with the '70s meat:

http://www.nflfans.com/rams/images/SI_BertJones82.jpg

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

madame gets rammed by her man

― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 12 September 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 13 September 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe no one voted for Phil.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 14 September 2009 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

Matt Ryan, Atlanta 2

ade?

― horseshoe, Monday, 14 September 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

does Brady Quinn get points for having a symmetrical horsey-face?

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

ya i logged in last week just to vote 4 ryan tbqh

i wonder who the other person w/great taste was~

― candice spergin (cankles), Friday, 18 September 2009 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

still pissed that BQ is nowhere on there. dude has "fantasy" football written all over him amirite

― brownie, Friday, 18 September 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/35f960d3c6e968ce4db31a9bc0040162.gif

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

matt ryan looks dope in this new shirtless gilette ad that i saw in esquire but the answer is obv delhomme

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

i am missing this jake delhomme is attractive gene

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 08:54 (seventeen years ago)

he's a goofy southern guy with a cute face and a qb's body! imo

i also have a tiny thing for jay cutler. he's kind of doughy but i think he's cute!

the loser is joe flacco and his unibrow

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 08:57 (seventeen years ago)

you're a crazy person but i am so glad you're back!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)

^_^

fwiw tom brady is way too pretty for my tastes, ryan is almost there but not quite.

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:02 (seventeen years ago)

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