"I don't know why on God's Earth Tony Romo has been anointed a superstar in the National Football League." - ILNFL WEEK 4

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns
Seattle Seahawks at Indianapolis Colts
NY Giants at Kansas City Chiefs
Baltimore Ravens at New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Bucs at Washington Redskins - I refuse to pick a winner in this game.
Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders at Houston Texans
NY Jets at New Orleans Saints
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins
St. Louis Rams at San Francisco 49ers
Dallas Cowboys at Denver Broncos
San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings

excellent work

I'm probably going to have to watch that Bucs/Skins game too thanks to geography. Dammit!

after a 12-4 week i'm now at 35-13

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears*
Cincinnati Bengals* at Cleveland Browns
Seattle Seahawks at Indianapolis Colts*
NY Giants* at Kansas City Chiefs
Baltimore Ravens* at New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Bucs at Washington Redskins*
Tennessee Titans* at Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders at Houston Texans*
NY Jets at New Orleans Saints*
Buffalo Bills* at Miami Dolphins
St. Louis Rams at San Francisco 49ers*
Dallas Cowboys at Denver Broncos*
San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers*
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings*

Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Indianapolis Colts
NY Giants
Baltimore Ravens
Redskins
Tennessee Titans
Houston Texans
NY Jets
Miami Dolphins
San Francisco 49ers
Dallas Cowboys
San Diego Chargers
Green Bay Packers

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears - Baerz
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland - Browns Bengals
Seattle Seahawks at Indianapolis - Colts Coltes
NY Giants at Kansas City Chiefs - NYG
Baltimore Ravens at New England Patriots - Ravens in a not-squeaker
Tampa Bay Bucs at Washington Redskins - TB Will this one be on in the NY metro area? It wouldn't surprise me if it is for some reason and the NYG is not.
Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Oakland Raiders at Houston Texans - OAK
NY Jets at New Orleans Saints - NO
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins - BB
St. Louis Rams at San Francisco 49ers - 49's
Dallas Cowboys at Denver Broncos - DC (Not confident pick of the week)
San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers - PS
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings - GBP PLS GOD

The real winner of the Bucs/Skins game is inevitably the terrorists.

i apologize in advance for even paying attention to dumb power rankings but why according to two different sites are the steelers suddenly worse than half the league? does anyone want to step up and make an argument for this? i did not see either of their losses.

cause they're dumb power rankings?

Because they're 1-2.

Miami Dolphins

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic)

A wise man making brave predictions.

I think Henne will be pretty good with a week of work with the first team (and might actually be able to make some long passes unlike other Chad), they'll be able to use Pat White, they're at home in muggy Miami, they have a better head coach, and they're vulnerable against teams with great quarterbacks (aka maybe not the Bills).

BEASTMODE is back this week, though I'm not sure it's as big a deal now since Fred Jackson has been a badass all season thus far.

Yeah, I'm not sure Lynch is better than Jackson, as much as it pains this Cal fan to say that.

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears - bears
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns - bengals
Seattle Seahawks at Indianapolis Colts - colts
NY Giants at Kansas City Chiefs - gints
Baltimore Ravens at New England Patriots - ravens
Tampa Bay Bucs at Washington Redskins - skins
Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars - titans
Oakland Raiders at Houston Texans - texans
NY Jets at New Orleans Saints - saints
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins - bills
St. Louis Rams at San Francisco 49ers - niners
Dallas Cowboys at Denver Broncos - broncs
San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers - steelers
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings - vikes

11-5 last week, 34-14 overall

i apologize in advance for even paying attention to dumb power rankings but why according to two different sites are the steelers suddenly worse than half the league?

theyre not that bad but they have def played shitty

Santonio Holmes has caught a case of Braylon Edwards Syndrome.

for a while i thought santonio was overrated, then i was thinking nah maybe not, but now i am thinking he is again

Since everyone is posting their records, I was 9-7 last week and am 31-17 overall.

12-4 in Week 3, 37-11 overall.

i suck so hard at picking winning teams

My Dolphins are 0 -- 3, but in predicting the outcome of their games, I'm a cool 3 -- 0.

It's tooo easy.

Going 15-1 in Week 1 helped out my average big time.

it is not clear to me beast mode is better than freddy jackson, either, but i think the bills are better with both of them rotating throughout the game. on the other hand i hate the stupid bills.

Bills Fan Has Popcorn Ready, Dumps It on Terrell Owens

When Terrell Owens walked off the field after the Buffalo Bills loss Sunday at Ralph Wilson Stadium, a fan dumped a bag of popcorn on the receiver's head. On the bright side, it was about time something got thrown Owens' way.

of course, we know that he didn't mind

http://www.gerrymay.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/to-popcorn.bmp

looooollllololol

i am still so mad i am humorless about that dumb bills fan. maybe it is time to dump some popcorn on dick jauron. i really felt for t.o. during his after-game press conference.

why? i don't feel it's an exaggeration to say he was being a passive aggressive dickhead

LEAVE T.O. ALONE

whatever he was totally right; offensive playcalling is and has been bullshit in buffalo for YEARS and dick jauron shows no evidence that he gives a shit. i know t.o. is insane but it must be surreal for him playing for such a team.

xpost also rogermexico otm

yeah he was being super immature for no reason other than to attract attention to his "issues" and stir shit up - it took him three weeks to start acting like a spoiled 10 year old again

eh i am okay with him acting like a spoiled ten year old if it causes dick jauron to resign in frustration

i know their offense is garbage, i also am pretty sure they were one of the only teams that would sign him. it's not hard to say "no comment" or um NOT TALK TO THE PRESS or at least figure out how to say cliches in the tone of voice that everybody else uses.

can i just

watching the game with the saints i was so damn envious of saints' fans, who have a coach who gets all riled up when his team gets bullshit penalties called against them, actually seeming like he cares if his team wins or loses. meanwhile it's not clear dick jauron cares if trent edwards lives or dies. the commentators were like, "dick jauron acknowledges that the bills aren't going to be able to keep the saints from moving the ball up and down the field." and i was like, that's nice. how about making your players feel like you have any confidence in them at all, motherfucker?

i am sorry to be so bratty but i am so mad you guys. i'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!

imagine the inspiring locker room speeches jauron must give

no one is disagreeing that jauron is a bad coach. but t.o. is not the dude you want out in front on that discussion.

i guess, cad. i'm not really arguing about t.o. anymore, just venting. but i do feel for t.o. these days. he might have agreed to come here, but he couldn't have known what it would fel like.

also i <3 the shirt t.o. wore at the press conference

it's not hard to say "no comment" or um NOT TALK TO THE PRESS

he tried - NFL front office told him that was officially Not An Option. maybe if the press stops turning every goddamn word out of his mouth into CANCER!! he'll get a little less surly. 'til then he's gold in my book minus a couple of big drops.

also i <3 the shirt t.o. wore at the press conference

― horseshoe, Tuesday, September 29, 2009 5:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

this!!!!

he is v stylish

and yeah, I wish they'd gone for it but i'm not even going to hate on Jauron yet, really. dudes came in with a good game plan and flat-out shut down Drew Brees.

it's hard to score points when your center has a broken back and is rolling footballs to your quarterbacks ankles on first and 25.

stop being so nice and reasonable!

i didn't realize he had a broken back; i had like an apoplectic fit at that point in the game.

um btw, t.o. could've said "i think the playcalling is fine, it's only week 3" - the reporters were digging for something with t.o. that they wouldn't have with another bills receiver but it's not like it's uncalled for because uh hey it's terrell owens. it's obvious that he's pissed & unhappy & is gonna explode and it's the press' job to try and get him to speak about these feelings, likewise it's t.o.'s job to have enough composure to lie to the press and move on with his life and maybe bring it up with front office people/coaching staff if he feels like there is an issue with the playcalling or who trent edwards is throwing the ball too. plenty of athletes are adept at lying to the press so they don't run themselves out of the league for destroying team chemistry. t.o. is not one of these people, he never will be, he will never learn, even tho he should, because there is a good chance that he is going to get pacman jones'd into the cfl.

:( i think it is partially mental illness on t.o.'s part for real. he should probably get treatment.

stop being so nice and reasonable!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, September 29, 2009 3:36 PM

oh lawd i'm the ILN Dick Jauron

btw I didn't know about the injury until after the game either, so I was going pretty bonkers myself.

:( i think it is partially mental illness on t.o.'s part for real. he should probably get treatment.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, September 29, 2009 5:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is 100% otm - he has a serious personality disorder

that's brad childress right there ^^

not child molestery enough

VegemiteGrrl there is always room on the Aaron Rodgers bandwagon, since a sizable portion of GB fans (including all those people at Brett Favre Steakhouse) followed him to NYJ and Minnesota.

they should just kick the FG here

good lord how many sacks is that?!

what is that sack dance, stirring oatmeal or something?

Allen has 4.5, the Vikings have 8.

they should just kick the FG here

― autogoon delight (J0rdan S.), Monday, October 5, 2009 11:48 PM (1 minute ago)

might b too late but yeah

still 55 more seconds for the vikings to attempt to break the giants single game sack record!

no offense to john justen & dan perry & m@tt he1geson and other fine minny ilxors, but goddamn do the vikings fans look like the biggest tools ever

nvm xxp

that was one of the best onside kicks i've ever seen

oh no worries JS we are well aware of that fact xpoststsss

Yeah he did that twice today! Kinda lovin Mason Crosby as a potential late-game weapon.

i hug u with my helmet on!

shocked that was so close given the thorough domination of the line of scrimmage

I've never seen the onside look that good. Textbook.

yeah big ups to mason

omg michele tafoya question so brett i hear u like fun?

so is tafoya gonna break out her purple vibrator as she google images "brett favre white pants" tonight or what?

hahahahhaa

Jon Gruden all in the hotel room next door, ear pressed up against the wall, thinkin 'bout Brett.

loooll

eeeeeww

i wasn't going to post this because really, who wants to look at it, but this is in retaliation basically
http://i37.tinypic.com/10gisuh.jpg

he was in the movie dodgeball rite

uggh

O_o

also his head is on fire

so is tafoya gonna break out her purple vibrator as she google images "brett favre white pants" tonight or what?

― autogoon delight (J0rdan S.), Monday, October 5, 2009 11:55 PM (4 minutes ago)

lmaooooo

i nvr realized he wuz #69 hes such a doosh

Srsly, Rodgers played like a stone-cold killer tonight. Bummed about that o-line though. With a bit more help, that would have been locked down.

xpost - Jared Allen has a clothing line JARED ALLEN SIXTY NINE INC

i'm very concerned about aaron rodgers, how is he going to finish the season what with getting sacked ten times a game?

but goddamn do the vikings fans look like the biggest tools ever

So OTM

ALLEN MODELS HIS OWN CLOTHES!! EW

http://shop.jaredallen69inc.com/index.php?cPath=1_4

http://shop.jaredallen69inc.com/images/XL_GotStrange.png

um no

They said Chad Clifton was coming back soon, and hopefully Daryn Colledge isn't too badly hurt, but yeah the Bears and Vikings both got to do whatever they wanted, and the Packers have to play them both again.

xp oh God he is making me reconsider my "Brett Favre is my least favorite Viking" position.

I can't grab the Sax Machine t-shirt pic. polyphonic make it go, plz?

Jared Allen is all kinds of rong.

that entire site.. SMH

espn should hire berrian

http://shop.jaredallen69inc.com/images/XL_SAXF.png

we kinda noted that aaron rodgers looks a lot like peter dinklage?
http://www.quantumstats.com/xmas_2004/Aaron_Rodgers_and_ESPN__1_.JPGhttp://www.goveg.com/images/200-PeterDinklage.jpg

maybe just me.

handsome at any height ...

damn, trent dilfer was on some NAGASAKI TRUTH BOMB shit with his roughing the passer zapruder film - real shit there tbh

http://thelandryhat.com/2009/10/05/champ-bailey-should-have-been-flagged-for-pass-interference/

"This was a blown call, plain and simple. The Cowboys should have had one more chance to score. What would have happened we will never know."

What would've happened is that Tony Romo would've thrown the ball directly back to Champ Bailey, retard.

8-6 on the week :C 45-17 on the year

12-2, 44-18