Is it just me or is something drastically wrong with the shape of Payton Manning's head in this picture?

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― Dan (Perplexed And Slightly Frightened) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

he's always had a bizarre head. he looks like mr. peanut.

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

they're having some pass protection problems

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think my problem is actually that the placement of his left hand is making his neck look CRAZY SKINNY and the optical illusion is extending upwards into his melon.

― Dan (Mid-20s Torso, 9-Year-Old's Head) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

he's telling edge, "let's see if i can nail larry johnson when he's not looking"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

The best part is how he loves to just cock his helmet up and rest it on TOP of his head when he's on the sidelines, so he looks like some kind of ridiculous spaceman. I was making fun of him for this when Ally pointed out that I'd do the same goddamned thing, which is probably true.

I can't figure out whose headshape is more bizarre-looking in a football helmet, though, the Grey/BEMlike oblong of Peyton or the completely spherical 60s Cosmonaut appearance of Tom Brady.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

T/S my frequent mispelling of Troy ~~Palomalu~~ Polamalu's name throughout my posts to this board vs. what Dan did to Peyton Manning here

(also consider Ray Lewis' calling him "Peytons Manning" on Total Access the other night, which almost treads in Freudian slip territory)

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, Ray Lewis was too busy hitting everyone he interviewed with a rolled up newspaper to worry about things like "correct name pronunciation"

best part of Total Access Pro Bowl Style is still the fact that Rich Eisen injured himself demonstrating "how to tackle".

Also Peyton Manning has a fat neck and is the only person in the history of the world who is taking the Pro Bowl seriously. Dude needs a drink or a blow job or something.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

he looks like mr. peanut.

but does he smell of peanutty farts??!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

T/S my frequent mispelling of Troy Palomalu Polamalu's name throughout my posts to this board vs. what Dan did to Peyton Manning here
http://asuaf.org/~jeff/pics/h3.jpg http://www.thundertoys.com/images/missthundertoys/march2000/payton-top.jpg

― Dan (Which Is The Real Payton Manning?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

this is like the Where's Waldo version of who is the real Payton Manning

http://www.jasonbaker.net/famousfaces/archie-manning.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

actually where the fuck are they. what is with the portrait of a judge?? and really, archie, wtf are you wearing already.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

dan you can go straight to hell for making me also do a GIS on "Payton Manning"

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/peytonandkennychesney.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh and here he is, ten years ago, doing that fucking helmet thing

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/07/SIMannings1996.jpg/230px-SIMannings1996.jpg

if I ever meet Peyton Manning, I'm going to tell him he looks like a moron when he does that.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

* Smiley's name in blue shirt is the Jason Baker of the URL.

* Is an Ole Miss alumni (just like Archie and Eli).

* Heather Chambless looks like this:

http://www.umf.olemiss.edu/home/newsletters/2.3/pictures/Chambliss.jpg

* No clue why anyone would hold a cordless phone like that.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

That's Rachael McAdams.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

vick does it too. it bugs the hell out of me, but i also can't think of any reason NOT to do it. (i know i'm always gobbling brady's dick on here, but i think he looks kinda badass when helmeted)

(also consider Ray Lewis' calling him "Peytons Manning" on Total Access the other night, which almost treads in Freudian slip territory)

haha YUS! i also liked how incredulous woodson & lewis seemed when peytons was talking about what an honor it is to go to the pro bowl 900 times in a row.

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

because normal players show up and actually play the game either drunk or hungover and probably with crabs in their pants, while Peyton is a Serious Pro Bowler, so it seems weird to like normal people.

"normal" people like Ray Lewis I guess but whatever.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/MANNING-FREAK.gif

― mookieproof, Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)

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