NFL WEEK 12 - THEY MADE A MIKE TOMLIN JOKE ON 'HOUSE'

house said something about having all his starters back and getting ready to play or somethin and he said "i feel like mike tomlin" and then the camera went to foreman and he said "not as much as you do though"

it's funny, cuz i was just thinking a day or two ago that it would own if they had roethlisberger guest star as a football player whose brain has been turned into mush (no acting required lol), cuz then they could have him mistake omar epps for coach tomlin

n e wayz here's the schedule guys

Green Bay at Detroit
Oakland at Dallas
NY Giants at Denver
Indianapolis at Houston
Washington at Philadelphia
Carolina at NY Jets
Chicago at Minnesota
Seattle at St. Louis
Arizona at Tennessee
Cleveland at Cincinnati
Miami at Buffalo
Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Kansas City at San Diego
Jacksonville at San Francisco
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
New England at New Orleans

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this week in quotes

"Scared. Yeah. I know he was. Y'all can quote it, too. Y'all can tell him right now, tell him I'm sayin' it. I can say it right now: Yeah, he was scared, I think. I told him he was scared."

-- Redskins safety LaRon Landry

"We were smiling and having fun out there. We're outlaws for life. It's the Williams-Allen Gang with the Outlaws! It's the Williams-Allen Gang. Everyone else is the Outlaws. Look at Billy the Kid. Do they name every member in Billy the Kid's gang? No, it's Billy the Kid. The rest are the gang."

-- Vikings defense tackle Pat Williams

"I saw Brett after the game and said, 'Would you retire, please?'"

-- Jim L. Mora

"I have mixed emotions about that. A great athlete? Yes. A football player? No. Yeah LeBron, I said it. It's a punishing game. I just don't think you can step off the basketball court after not going through this year in and year out and just play football. From that standpoint, I just don't think it's possible. You have to weather and condition your body to take this punishment."

-- Browns defensive tackle Shaun Rogers on LeBron James not being able to play in the NFL

"Everyone trust me Lebron James could not play in the NFL! ESPN is crazy to even think he could even make a practice squad. He's a 4.9 40 time"

-- Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey(Twitter)

"It's like watching Steve Urkel give Chuck Liddell a wedgie when he's not looking. It's chicken."

-- FOX analyst Michael Strahan on the disturbing trend of quarterbacks hitting defenders with dirty hits

sorry, first quote is re: roy williams

color me shocked that roy williams is scared of contact

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that otter is totally out of bounds at like the 15

<3<3 xp

lol the chargers are extending norv

Green Bay at Detroit - pack
Oakland at Dallas - cowboys (can see oak covering tho)
NY Giants at Denver - nyg
Indianapolis at Houston - colts
Washington at Philadelphia - eagles
Carolina at NY Jets - this game will be so ugly, maybe the jets win
Chicago at Minnesota - vikings
Seattle at St. Louis - bulger's out, who is stl backup? i dont actually care, seahawks
Arizona at Tennessee - i would like 2 watch this, hopefully warner plays, ill say tennessee
Cleveland at Cincinnati - cincy
Miami at Buffalo - phins
Tampa Bay at Atlanta - falcons
Kansas City at San Diego - chargers
Jacksonville at San Francisco - 9ers
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - pitt
New England at New Orleans - pats

i don't really understand how seattle got so bad that a game vs st. louis without bulger doesn't seem like a slam dunk to me.

also, tomlin ref on house was pretty awesome.

lol @ hasselbeck!!

12-3 on week (stay humble u_u), 105-54 on season

Green Bay at Detroit - GBP but wouldn't it be fun...
Oakland at Dallas - DAL
NY Giants at Denver - NYG
Indianapolis at Houston - IND
Washington at Philadelphia - PHI
Carolina at NY Jets - CAR
Chicago at Minnesota - MN
Seattle at St. Louis - SEA
Arizona at Tennessee - TN
Cleveland at Cincinnati - CIN
Miami at Buffalo - BUF
Tampa Bay at Atlanta - ATL
Kansas City at San Diego - SD
Jacksonville at San Francisco - SF
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - PIT
New England at New Orleans - NO until...

real talk

i know it's been one & a half seasons and all, but is chris johnson this generation's barry sanders?

Green Bay at Detroit - GBP
Oakland at Dallas - DAL
NY Giants at Denver - NYG
Indianapolis at Houston - HOU
Washington at Philadelphia - PHI
Carolina at NY Jets - NYJ
Chicago at Minnesota - MN
Seattle at St. Louis - SEA
Arizona at Tennessee - AZ
Cleveland at Cincinnati - CIN
Miami at Buffalo - MIA
Tampa Bay at Atlanta - ATL
Kansas City at San Diego - SD
Jacksonville at San Francisco - JAX
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - BAL
New England at New Orleans - NE

Green Bay at Detroit - GBP
Oakland at Dallas - OAK
NY Giants at Denver - NYG
Indianapolis at Houston - IND
Washington at Philadelphia - PHI
Carolina at NY Jets - NYJ
Chicago at Minnesota - CHI
Seattle at St. Louis - SEA
Arizona at Tennessee - AZ
Cleveland at Cincinnati - CIN
Miami at Buffalo - MIA
Tampa Bay at Atlanta - ATL
Kansas City at San Diego - SD
Jacksonville at San Francisco - SF
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - BAL
New England at New Orleans - NOLA

Wow, Oakland over Dallas. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

I'd rather be wrong than show the cowboys respect.

Green Bay at Detroit - pack
Oakland at Dallas - boys
NY Giants at Denver - giants
Indianapolis at Houston - colts
Washington at Philadelphia - eagles
Carolina at NY Jets - wildly unpredictable game given the qbs involved. i'll take jets at home i guess.
Chicago at Minnesota - vikes
Seattle at St. Louis - hawks
Arizona at Tennessee - riding the titans
Cleveland at Cincinnati - bengals
Miami at Buffalo - fins
Tampa Bay at Atlanta - falcons
Kansas City at San Diego - bolts
Jacksonville at San Francisco - jags
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - ravens
New England at New Orleans - nola :(

13-3 last week, 109-51 overall.

13-3 in week 11, 107-53 on the year

Green Bay* at Detroit - no mangini to bail detroit out this time
Oakland at Dallas* - i don't know about you guys but while i am picking dallas, i still feel like oakland has a real shot
NY Giants* at Denver - denver is toast imo
Indianapolis* at Houston - indy will lose, maybe this week, but probably not
Washington at Philadelphia* - philly is gonna back into the playoffs
Carolina* at NY Jets - jets suck
Chicago at Minnesota* - bears suck
Seattle* at St. Louis - st louis sucks most of all
Arizona* at Tennessee - arizona is so dead when kurt warner retires
Cleveland at Cincinnati* - cleveland has had their win
Miami* at Buffalo - almost picked buffalo because of homefield but i think miami is take this one
Tampa Bay at Atlanta* - i hope atlanta makes the playoffs but it's looking grim. they'll win this one at least.
Kansas City at San Diego* - FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
Jacksonville* at San Francisco - jax isn't really good but an alex smith-led team looks worse
Pittsburgh* at Baltimore - pittsburgh looks bad, they've lost some games they should have won, but i think they'll take this one.
New England at New Orleans* - nola b/c of homefield

oakland def has a shot but i could not in good conscience pick them on thanksgiving in the terrordrome

I never thought I would ever feel bad for Jay Cutler:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/24/sports/football/24fast.html

But Dilfer said that any quarterback playing in Denver last year, behind the game’s best offensive line, with Brandon Stokley and Eddie Royal to catch the ball

i think you might be forgetting someone...

Also:

Gradkowski’s two touchdown passes in the game equaled Russell’s season total.

I did not realize this!

i like the idea that chicago's offense is "antiquated." is it like the model t of offenses?

Man, I really want to see Dennis Dixon start for Pittsburgh. I love that guy.

more like model re - as in tard

dennis dixon is awesome, will probably suck in the nfl cuz they'll make him into a drop back passer - they should let him and mendenhall play off each other - mendenhall played with a mobile qb in college - steelers could be good if dixon ran around a bit - hines out there throwing blocks

Dennis Dixon is one of the players that I really hoped the Chargers would draft even though I knew that they had no room for him or need for him. Pat White was another one of those guys.

Green Bay at Detroit → Packers
Oakland at Dallas → Cowpokes
NY Giants at Denver → G-men
Indianapolis at Houston → The Flying Peytons
Washington at Philadelphia → Iggles
Carolina at NY Jets → Panthas
Chicago at Minnesota → Vikes
Seattle at St. Louis → Rams (!)
Arizona at Tennessee → Oilers
Cleveland at Cincinnati → Bengals
Miami at Buffalo → Fins
Tampa Bay at Atlanta → Falcons
Kansas City at San Diego → Superchargers
Jacksonville at San Francisco → Jags
Pittsburgh at Baltimore → Stillers (may not be a sure thing if Polamalu remains out, tho.)
New England at New Orleans → Saints

12-4 last week, 109-51 on the year

I’m going on the limb this week on some stuff, so I am either going to clean it up or get romped.

Green Bay at Detroit- The Pack lost two defensive starters in their win last week. I’d like to take a stretch and give the Lions an upset, which could happen, but Stafford is coming off injury on a short week. I’m taking the Packers banged up and all while hoping for a decent game.
Oakland at Dallas- I’ve got to think that the Cowboys will kind of figure it out and that the Raiders won’t. I’ll take Dallas, but the Raiders are measurably better by just having someone other than Russell playing QB. If it is low scoring, Dallas could get knocked off. I don’t think it will happen that way, Cowboys it is.
NY Giants at Denver- I’m not sold to high on either of these clubs right now. I’m taking the Giants, as they actually seem to play a bit better on the road and the Broncos defense was patched up by a bunch of dudes in their 30s and I think they are starting to wear down.
Indianapolis at Houston- I’m going to probably be wrong, but I am going to take Houston in a big upset. Odds say that the Colts should walk away on this one, but they have been walking the line on losing a game for a month and Houston keeps barely losing. Texans need to not have the game come down to someone named Chris/Kris Brown in a key point.
Washington at Philadelphia- Washington’s defense is playoff caliber, but they are pretty decimated now at running back. The Eagles maybe have figured a way to get around some of their short yardage problems by going with Vick in a spread. Eagles it is.
Carolina at NY Jets- The Panthers have been a bit improved over the past month and the Jets are kind of a mess. I have no idea who to take in this game really, so I am going with the Panthers in a road upset.
Chicago at Minnesota- The Bears didn’t really change the offense even though they have a different QB, it looks to be the same screen left/screen right and try a bomb deal. Considering their run game has been a bit lame, I’d be trying some different stuff, but then again this isn’t really the Bears deal. It would take the Vikings playing really fugly to lose this one and I just don’t see it happening.
Seattle at St. Louis- Boy these two clubs suck now…I guess Seahawks by not much. Rams could win but they have to prove it to me.
Arizona at Tennessee- Tough game to pick. I’m riding the Titans, as the Cardinals are due for a road duffer.
Cleveland at Cincinnati- These games are usually closer than you would figure and have busted out of nowhere into some high scoring affairs. The Bengals ran a completely hilarious conservative offense last week, they didn’t take a shot all day against the Raiders who didn’t really put up a huge pass rush. They flubbed around, had a couple of fumbles and missed a field goal and just never put them away. I don’t get it, you got Carson Palmer and some good receivers, watch some Colts or Pats film and pickup a few tricks on how to put teams down for the count. The Raiders are not coming back from a couple of TDs down, you leave them within a score you open yourself up for the stupid junk that happened. Don’t be a Schottenheimer who would do the same damn thing even though he had Joe freaking Montana at one point. I’ll take the Bengals but hopefully they learned something last week.
Miami at Buffalo- Dolphins are decent and should pick up another win. It sux that Ronnie Brown went down.
Tampa Bay at Atlanta- If the Falcones were playing someone else, they would probably lose. I’ll take the ATL to hold up against the Bucs which are terrible and starting to flame out even worse.
Kansas City at San Diego- Is KC improving? I haven’t seen them play to be able to say. SD seems to have it working, so they should win this one.
Jacksonville at San Francisco- SF is hard to figure, decent pieces but it isn’t all there yet. J-ville has quietly done the job against lesser opponents and wormed their way into the playoff hunt. I’ll take the Jaguars but this will be low and tight scoring enough I could see the Niners hanging around or winning.
Pittsburgh at Baltimore- The Ravens just couldn’t quite put it together last week. Everyone is down on the Colts, but their defense does seem to make the play when needed. Steelers are not quite right. I’m taking Baltimore in a slight stretch.
New England at New Orleans- I want to take the Saints, but I will have to see them win before I pick them in a game like this one. NE it is.

Last week 14-2 (Steelers and Bengals flopping cost me), 110-50 for the season.

Green Bay at Detroit - pack
Oakland at Dallas - RAIDERZ sack the cowboy terrordome
NY Giants at Denver - denver
Indianapolis at Houston - HOUSTON
Washington at Philadelphia - philly ;_;
Carolina at NY Jets - JAKE. DELHOMME. C MON MAN
Chicago at Minnesota - BEARZ
Seattle at St. Louis -
Arizona at Tennessee - tennessee
Cleveland at Cincinnati - cincy
Miami at Buffalo - miami dolphins, miami dolphins, miami dolphins #1
Tampa Bay at Atlanta - falcons
Kansas City at San Diego - chargers
Jacksonville at San Francisco - jax
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - bmore
New England at New Orleans - NEW ENGLAND

more like model re - as in tard

― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:28 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Jon Runyan back in the league! Like that enormous guy.

my 5 y/o saw the chargers helmets and instantly decided that they are soooo cool. i told him nah, you like the broncos right? remember miles (mascot) gave you a ball and a t shirt? he insisted no, chargers. then i sang the super chargers disco song. now...he goes around singing SUPAHCHAHJAHS! all the time. his team. :/

the chargers teletubbies video has been disappeared from the interwebs

WHY

i mean, was someone @ san diego organization like, hey, what we really want is for content that makes people entertained by our team to GO AWAY

Ugh, that sucks! That video was amazing.

i don't know what happened, but yeah. in general i don't understand organizations thinking like, please, what we want for you to do is NOT share and appreciate our content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKAcVL_phI

^^^ search for chargers teletubbies is fail.. and then there's this!

Texans need to not have the game come down to someone named Chris/Kris Brown in a key point.

lol @ this segment on sportscenter...cut together basically 4 losses due to 1 or the other. brian kenny is like 'you cant do that, combining 2 chris browns' and jay harris is all 'you like this right?' and BK is all NO!

WAY too many coin flips this week.

GB > DET
DAL > OAK
NYG > DEN
ATL > TUBERCULOSIS
MIA > BUF
CIN > CLE
STL > SEA
JETS > CAR (suck vs. suck, might as well pick the home team. I watched a little of the Carolina game last week and Del Homey and the whole CAR offense looked SO BAD. Receivers shambling through routes, Del Homey trying to break his receivers ankles with the football.)
PHI > WAS
IND > HOU
SD > KC
SF > JAX
TN > AZ
MINN > CHI
PITT > BAL
NO > NE (NE is 1-3 on the road, y'all)

12-4 last week, 112-48 season.

browns beat cincy straight up this week. bet the farm

that's how i lost the farm

pretty dumb of you IMO

aye

Weird things DO happen in Bengals and Browns games, it could happen.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200709160cle.htm

I thought that Kris/Chris Brown thing was pretty funny. Everybody hates Kris/Chris.

i remember that cincy game like it was yesterday. a great day for planet earth.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/detroit-lions/09000d5d8147c551/Sound-FX-Matthew-Stafford-mic-d-up

this vid has me starting 2 luv stafford

what a dude

love his interactions w/shaun rogers

mark brunell time = time vaccuum

someone take a knee ffs end this

Randy Moss is barkin' at some hippie.

haha brady and belichick shots..."luke...i AM your father"

patriots not so much tackling as falling on saints now

Randy Moss is barkin' at some hippie.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Monday, November 30, 2009 11:27 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah who was that guy?

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http://www.boingboing.net/200911301120.jpg

saints, patriots

the vikes are gonna run a fuckin train on the saints btw - any team that can run will give them trouble, but AP + Favre? it's gonna be a nightmare for them

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Gruden/Jaws, Brees

oh hey! saints-redskins! can hardly wait!

i am so looking forward to saints-cowboys because why the lolz

r u serious? do you know who brett favre is?

TOM BRADY
TOM BRADY
TOM BRADY

DREW BREES

ya he's the guy w/23 TDs and 3 INTs

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS MAN? REMEMBER HOW HIS INTERCEPTION ALLOWED THE GIANTS TO WIN A SUPER BOWL? we don't know why but somehow intercepting favre was like eating the mushroom and stomping the goombas and also king koopa all in one!

he is that man...but for how long. how long, my midwestern friends. FOR HOW LONG.

he just seems nice, drew brees. i am kind of a tool, i guess.

brees has beautiful eyes :3

also that is like game 6 stats for drew brees btw so lets not front here.

"It was far from perfect, I should have thrown for 500 yards and 7 TDs."

hey horseshoe

http://blog.nola.com/jeffduncan/2009/07/_drew_brees_is_a.html

awwwww! belichick went and congratulatlated drew brees! normally he'd spit in the other coach's face with his medusa venom but tonight, no sir, not tonight - that young man was too delightful

loooool i guess i'm a tool :/

drew brees raises an interesting point - why ISN'T he throwing for like 800 yards? i demand a senate investigation.

Vikings haven't really beaten anyone yet. Two Green Bay wins, a close one against an okay Ravens team, and then a bunch of chumps. Plus one loss against Pittsburgh.

i enjoyed lynch wrecking brees' san diego shoulder, but now it's all in the past, i <3 the drew brees saints.

wondering if i should try and find tix to watch saints-skins @ the fedex next week. might at least be fun to watch someone up in there play some offense

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wait, i'm sure drew brees is a jerkass whiteboy like everyone who isn't "peyton manning funniest television actor ever" but!

They are being treated probably 10 times better than any prisoner in a U.S. prison

all of his comments are actually liberal debatable from a "you have no idea what you are talking about but are maybe trying to make a point" perspective so i still hold out judgment on him! his point is very much "arabs should be beaten" but it's also still vaguely possible that his misstated point is that the us prison system is a horrific thing that more liberals and progressives should be upset over.

ok, i'm reaching, but you can see it if you read it in the most positive light possible! unlike comments by a lot of other players who can't even be twisted :\

he doesn't sound like an asshole there, just dumb

He didn't vote for his own mother!

and also the most terrible game i ever saw, from a personal abuse standpoint, was at fedex so I just recommend going there, like how one swims with sharks, once, and then never again.

The Saints with Mike McKenzie and Darren Sharper have two ex-Packers in their defensive backfield. I got to think this is a bit of a plus going against Favre, as they have seen his shit a bunch.

that was actually what i thought when i read that again - not that he was making a point, just that he was right, the u.s. prison system is a dystopian nightmare

oh i almost hit somebody the first time i was at fedex (drunk idiots spilling beer/bumping into us constantly). in fact i am pretty well sure my bff insisted we leave partway into the second half because i was really about to lose my temper & was like OH HELL NO we are not moving to those empty seats in the other section, we are keeping OUR seats

lol 'our seats' is what always keeps me in the fight. I BOUGHT THESE SEATS. YOU GO TO HELL.

i was possibly most offended by the fact that these dudes knew f***-all about football and seemed to think whatever skill position player had the ball was the only guy on the field responsible for the outcome of a given play, therefore screaming YOU F***ING SUCK constantly was appropriate

seriously! i always do this, people are like well, we could just move, and i'm like NO THIS IS MY SEAT, if someone else is causing a problem THEY need to move. ok i did this at a bar two weeks ago as well

when i finally give up in a bar on tht, i end up "accidentally" elbowing people on the way out. see also: the subway

wait are you guys watching the postgame? why did some jonas brothers screaming abrupt when belichick took the...stand? podium? mic?

you remember that crazy lady @ the raven who shoved me off my barstool? this was like four years ago? still sort of pissed about it. that was my seat! WTF

belicheck looked like a broken man : /

i guess this is unpopular, but i hate arrosmarmy trent dilbert.

He's a lot better than, say, Sean Salisbury.

gahhh fuck this

you remember that crazy lady @ the raven who shoved me off my barstool? this was like four years ago? still sort of pissed about it. that was my seat! WTF

― yeah, whatever (daria-g), Monday, November 30, 2009

ok yes and rereading this reminds me of how i want to punch her!

also bardy wore his velvet suit to the postgame??? he is a zero to +15 pts for me now

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