WEEK 16: Had to Establish the Rules and Reggalations of the Game…Which Was 89. Bottom line. That's why he goin' home.

10-6 on the week, 147-76 on the season

Chargers @ Titans > SDC
Bills @ Falcons > ATL
Chiefs @ Bengals > CIN
Raiders @ Browns > CLE (I don't know abt this)
Seahawks @ Packers > GBP
Texans @ Dolphins > TEX
Jaguars @ Patriots > NEP
Buccaneers @ Saints > NO
Panthers @ Giants > NYG
Ravens @ Steelers > RAVENS < -- bold clam
Rams @ Cardinals > AZ
Lions @ 49ers > SF
Jets @ Colts > INDY
Broncos @ Eagles > PHI
Cowboys @ Redskins > DAL
Vikings @ Bears > MN in an empty win that makes pundits think they are "back on track"

please don't beat me.

Chargers @ Titans > TENN
Bills @ Falcons > ATL
Chiefs @ Bengals > CIN
Raiders @ Browns > RAIDAHS
Seahawks @ Packers > GBP
Texans @ Dolphins > MAMI
Jaguars @ Patriots > NEP
Buccaneers @ Saints > NO
Panthers @ Giants > NYG
Ravens @ Steelers > STEEL
Rams @ Cardinals > AZ
Lions @ 49ers > SF
Jets @ Colts > INDY
Broncos @ Eagles > PHI
Cowboys @ Redskins > DAL
Vikings @ Bears > MN

8-8 on the week, 145-79 on the season

Chargers* @ Titans
Bills @ Falcons*
Chiefs @ Bengals*
Raiders* @ Browns
Seahawks @ Packers*
Texans @ Dolphins*
Jaguars @ Patriots*
Buccaneers @ Saints*
Panthers @ Giants*
Ravens* @ Steelers
Rams @ Cardinals*
Lions @ 49ers*
Jets @ Colts*
Broncos @ Eagles*
Cowboys* @ Redskins
Vikings* @ Bears

thread title = massive lolz

SD > TN
ATL > BUF
CIN > KC
CLE > OAK
GB > SEA
MIA > HOU
NE > JAX
NO > TB
NYG > CAR
BAL > PIT
AZ > STL
SF > DET
IND > NYJ
PHI > DEN
DAL > WAS
MINN > CHI; looking forward to seeing if soap opera distractions make it close

10-6 for the third week in a row; 155-69 season

haven't done this in forever

SD < TN - just a homer call
ATL > BUF
CIN > KC
CLE < OAK
GB > SEA
MIA > HOU
NE > JAX
NO > TB
NYG > CAR
BAL > PIT
AZ > STL
SF > DET
IND > NYJ
PHI > DEN
DAL < WAS
MINN > CHI

DAL < WAS

will certainly be the most entertaining game of the season if it happens

I have very high hopes

Chargers @ Titans > titans
Bills @ Falcons > falcons
Chiefs @ Bengals > cinci
Raiders @ Browns > browns
Seahawks @ Packers > pack
Texans @ Dolphins > fins
Jaguars @ Patriots > pats
Buccaneers @ Saints > nola
Panthers @ Giants > giants
Ravens @ Steelers > stillers
Rams @ Cardinals > cards
Lions @ 49ers > niners
Jets @ Colts > jets
Broncos @ Eagles > eagles
Cowboys @ Redskins > boys
Vikings @ Bears > vikes

an ugly 9-7 last week, 150-72 overall

horseshoe... this week we are enemies!!!!

also JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, are we really getting another fucking NFC east game in primetime? REALLY??? FUCK. and more Vikings too, jesus. ugh.

the nfc east is kind of the worst thing about being an nfl fan

horseshoe... this week we are enemies!!!!

lol we're going to make y'all look real good <3

I hope the Chargers rest everyone this week; I want the Titans to sneak into the playoffs somehow.

cankles, time to bet! horseshoe is an easy mark

:D

i owe the world so many wings

my bookie is getting nervous

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/01/news/newsmakers/perdue/frank_perdue.03.jpg

the nfc east is kind of the worst thing about being an nfl fan

hey now, eagles are entertaining football, cowboys are spectacular failures, eli is cute, redskins are.. wacky?

awkwardness a few minutes ago as i reacted strangely to this one dude walking into my building, had to explain.. sorry! it's your redskins hat! that's why i'm smh

i had to apologize for that trick play thing even though, like i told dan, it was the execution, not the play calling. we discussed some plays i might call next week & how i can incorporate 90000 fans at fedex throwing snowballs into the game plan.

oh also my extra top secret plan re: suisham kicking for the cowboys. all i can say is.. CONSPIRACY.

espn is doing some images of the decade show - i cant believe emmitt smith was this decade; showed the leftwich being carried by his marshall teammates 2 get to the line of scrimmage in a bowl game which i forgot abt; also this:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/tony-romo-crying.jpg

o and it was all set 2 coldplay

Season 150-74, last week mediocre 9-7...

Chargers @ Titans - I think the Titans are a bit knicked up, so I will take the Bolts on the road.
Bills @ Falcons - Falcons did well last week, but they are inconsistent. I could see the Bills winning, but I will go Falcons.
Chiefs @ Bengals - Cincy needs this one pretty bad to close out the division. Chiefs D is pretty porous, so I think the Bengals should win.
Raiders @ Browns - This will probably be a close game. Both clubs have a fair to middling defense, a bit of a running game and complete horrible QB play. I'll take the Browns at home with the Cribbs factor.
Seahawks @ Packers- Packers need this one pretty bad after letting the Steelers off the hook. GB's defense is helter skelter, look good and awful in alternating times. Take GB.
Texans @ Dolphins- Both of these clubs have the talent to go to the playoffs, but neither is going to get it done. I'm going to take Miami in a squeaker, even though I think they are kind of banged up.
Jaguars @ Patriots- Pats should win, but they are not the same club from a few years ago.
Buccaneers @ Saints- Saints should win. Bucs are awful and NO should not let them hang around.
Panthers @ Giants- Panthers D looked pretty good against Minnesota, but I think the Giants will have enough to get a win.
Ravens @ Steelers- This is going to be a thug off, but neither clubs defense is what it used to be. Flacco has put up some serious numbers against terrible clubs. I want to take the Ravens, but I figure the Steelers will have just enough to win and totally screw up the wild card race.
Rams @ Cardinals- Arizona should win this one. The Rams should be relegated to the CFL.
Lions @ 49ers- Niners D should win this one.
Jets @ Colts- I could see the Jets hanging around in this one. Colts to win and hopefully get out of this one without any major injuries.
Broncos @ Eagles- I could see the Eagles having a let down, but I'm still going to take them to win.
Cowboys @ Redskins- Cowboys better win this one. It would be funny as hell if they didn't.
Vikings @ Bears- The Bears have gone from tragedy to comedy. Vikings should win, but as "it would be funny as hell if they didn't."

ah nothing like Christmas football on a grainy laptop window.

LDT falls down while trying to cut so goddamned much.

vince Young should just hand the ball off to CJ like 40 times because the Chargers can't stop him at all.

Titans are losing their composure. Dumb penalties on the players, and also the coaches!

Wasn't expecting this game to be so lopsided. ;_;

Not too late to go to the movies!

SD hit on a couple of big plays being the major difference. With the Titans getting this TD and getting the ball back to start the 2nd half, they are not in terrible shape.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to the second half now. 20 mins ago, not so much.

Another cheap touchdown for the king of cheap touchdowns.

The Chargers are pretty good.

Looks that way, huh.

if they win it all this year, i won't mind since they are v. good. if they norv it as usual, i will dance in the street. its a cant lose charger season.

Norv roolz

umhmm

ur favorite coach sux

aw.

jimmy johnson just ranted that brett favre is "afflicted with a disease"

lol this Browns/Raiders game could be bad. First offensive play = interception.

what the fucking fuck maroney

i wish the NFL wouldn't make us watch local games when both teams are eliminated. this is misery. thankfully i found a red zone stream.

brandon meriweather is having himself a game

dang matt schaub already - 10/11 201 2tds

kevin dockery i hate u

matt moore looks like an ok qb, altho giants d is giving him a lot of help

Today is definitely a "listen to music while Redzone plays in the background" day.

The Giants are getting their asses kicked.

r. moss 2 rec 8 yds 2 td

Bengals are mailin' it in this week.

!!!!

lol at jay cutler and brett favre making out and ignoring suzy kolber

"pro bowl corner" antoine winfield just got raped

JAY CUTLER!!!

You guys the first down long bomb is almost exactly how Favre beat the Broncos years ago in a Monday Night Game.

favre & cutler hugging is a total douche formal

favre really clasped him quite dramatically

This puts Philly one game away from a bye.

i think gruden had the camera for a second there

Say what you will on Cutler, Rex Grossman is not going to make that play.

It didn't really come together this year for the Bears, but if they can rebuild the o-line to actually have a run game, they will be OK. They got some nice young players at WR and a good TE.

I swear to God, I will donate $20 to Diabetes research if Jay Cutler can win this game. I am not kidding.

good man c-l

https://www.diabetesresearch.org/Donate/Donate.htm

Why do I hate Favre's face so much?

because he is a terrible person

I am making a donation to the American Diabetes Association in Jay Cutler's name.

aw that's nice

this game was too much for my fragile lady heart.

xpost hey that is great

re favre: because nfl producers have decided we have to see his face one million times every game he plays in, even if he is not on the field or doing anything?

That might have something to do with it.

ridic game

woulda 2x bagged it btw

OK after seeing the site j0hn linked I gave them $20 from a backup credit card, also. I would feel all altruistic now but a) I gave this money mostly out of hate for Brett Favre, and b) I will not lie, I have made fun of Jay Cutler for having diabetes before. When the Packers play the Bears things happen.

This game was def worth $20 to watch and $20 for the Vikings to lose, though.

http://i49.tinypic.com/e9yerc.jpg

good times. hope tillman's okay.

C-L, american hero

a few things

1. <3 u all v much

2. i think next year, we as a board should donate $20 to diabetes research in the name of any qb that beats brett favre the jets

3. stupid question maybe but: why can't announcers stay warm in cold games? do they have to have the window of the booth open to hear the ref make penalty calls? i feel like some other process could be derived so that they can stay warm. it looks like the three of them were standing around ice fishing tonight.

4. amazing game, that throw to sidney was O_O. i really like the vikings but couldn't really be mad at that whole thing

Curious about how much Brunelol we're gonna see in the Panthers game now that the Saints have clinched homefield.

haha i went to sleep at the start of the 4th quarter last night cuz i figured the bears had it in the bag. whoopsie daisy!

3. stupid question maybe but: why can't announcers stay warm in cold games? do they have to have the window of the booth open to hear the ref make penalty calls? i feel like some other process could be derived so that they can stay warm. it looks like the three of them were standing around ice fishing tonight.

great question imo

i went to sleep about the same time assuming the bears were going to fuck it up

xp i think they're meant to be "just one o the guys", like ya can't respect em if they're up in a luxury box, they gotta tough it out like a REAL FAN

yea the other thing is having to stand the whole time. i was happy for al michaels that theyve finally let him sit down. in the past when he was with madden, either he was standing on a stack of phone books or madden was in a trench cuz those guys are nowhere close to the same height

does it bother anyone else that bermans #1 pick this season is a restaurant and not a football team

i dont think applebees has much of a chance of winning the superbowl tbh

well he usually picks the bills so comparatively applebees winning the sb is more plausible imo

yeah but to be fair to the bills, they are technically a professional football team in the national football league, whereas applebees is a franchise restaurant, even if its wings may go "all. the. way."

maybe the bills should consider becoming a franchise restaurant

Paul Posluzny's Pasta Palace

3. stupid question maybe but: why can't announcers stay warm in cold games? do they have to have the window of the booth open to hear the ref make penalty calls? i feel like some other process could be derived so that they can stay warm. it looks like the three of them were standing around ice fishing tonight.

― stupid fruity crazy jag (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:45 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i always think abt this - like give these guys a window pane and let them take off their coats

see I always thought that when the camera went back to showing the game that the announcers would take off their coats, turn the heat on in the booth and take a seat

if so, i salute them

"We did buy him a motorcycle as a retirement gift, so I don't know if we could get him to sell that and give us our money back or what."
-- Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck on former coach Mike Holmgren returning to the NFL as a member of the Browns' front office. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

GIVE US BACK OUR MOTORCYCLE, DICK

-city of seattle to mike holmgren

suggest this page to a friend

contender for week 17 thread title

C-L you are mad awesome

do u have the beetus jd

naw

matt hasselbeck sucks imo

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Peyton-Manning-threw-Jay-Cutler-s-blood-sugar-mo?urn=nfl,139247

whereas applebees is a franchise restaurant, even if its wings may go "all. the. way."

lol nvr connected the two endorsements know what else "goes. all. the way." acc'ding 2 boomer - nutrasystem -- that is an epic showdown applebees vs nutrasystem

horrifying food v. horrifying food; we all lose

Tillman with fractured rib(s?), likely done for the season. Glad it wasn't anything more serious; there looked like some potential for a ruptured lung or a FULL BODY FUCKUP