Wade Phillips: Tony Romo will play Saturday; 'We'll run the ball every play if we have to' aka the 2010 COWBOYS SCHADENFREUDE THREAD

KmVoss

I'll be interested when I see the 1st woman suit up in an NFL game. That would be interesting.
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Grandmama2

The cowboys QB is female.
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OXNARD, Calif. -- In the short-running soap opera known as "A Time To Panic: The Dallas Cowboys Preseason," two mini-crises were averted Saturday night.

Tony Romo emerged from the Cowboys' 16-14 victory over the San Diego Chargers with all limbs intact.

And although it probably wasn't the equivalent of Moses parting the Red Sea, the Cowboys did manage to navigate the red zone as the offense scored its first two touchdowns of the season.

"We'll put [those issues] behind us," tight end Jason Witten said, "then we'll go on to the next issue. Right?"

this offensive line is going to be incredibly awful

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this is looking like it will be another awesome season of lols

Is this an appropriate place to talk about Jimmy Johnson's performance on Survivor?

He was wheezing like a maniac on day one, pretty sure he's gonna die on day two.

I saw him on a commercial for extenz and I almost died. I dont want to hear about your fucking male enhancement JJ.

oh god that ad

i mean jesus christ jimmy johnson, don't talk about your dick on tv!

good lord jj

the once-mighty dallas cowboys dynasty of the '90s has fallen so far

Jimmy, for god's sake, put the weight back on!

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-09/56162838.jpg

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/jimmie-johnson-2-drunk-pictures1.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2XdbIDH0Cwg/SoCTTfJ-WzI/AAAAAAAAMpI/sytIwGcJAIk/s400/jimmy-johnson-bday1.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2318/cowboysneedamontage.jpg

roy williams! instant classic.

Williams was traded to the Dallas Cowboys on October 14, 2008 for first, third and sixth round picks in the 2009 NFL Draft (the Cowboys also received a seventh round pick from the Lions in the 2010 draft). He was then signed to a new contract through the 2014 season; Roy Williams agreed to a 6 year, $54 million contract, along with $26 million guaranteed.[4][5]

Williams was traded to the Dallas Cowboys on October 14, 2008 for first, third and sixth round picks in the 2009 NFL Draft (the Cowboys also received a seventh round pick from the Lions in the 2010 draft). He was then signed to a new contract through the 2014 season; Roy Williams agreed to a 6 year, $54 million contract, along with $26 million guaranteed.[4][5]

Williams was traded to the Dallas Cowboys on October 14, 2008 for first, third and sixth round picks in the 2009 NFL Draft (the Cowboys also received a seventh round pick from the Lions in the 2010 draft). He was then signed to a new contract through the 2014 season; Roy Williams agreed to a 6 year, $54 million contract, along with $26 million guaranteed.[4][5]

Williams was traded to the Dallas Cowboys on October 14, 2008 for first, third and sixth round picks in the 2009 NFL Draft (the Cowboys also received a seventh round pick from the Lions in the 2010 draft). He was then signed to a new contract through the 2014 season; Roy Williams agreed to a 6 year, $54 million contract, along with $26 million guaranteed.[4][5]

Williams was traded to the Dallas Cowboys on October 14, 2008 for first, third and sixth round picks in the 2009 NFL Draft (the Cowboys also received a seventh round pick from the Lions in the 2010 draft). He was then signed to a new contract through the 2014 season; Roy Williams agreed to a 6 year, $54 million contract, along with $26 million guaranteed.[4][5]

Williams was traded to the Dallas Cowboys on October 14, 2008 for first, third and sixth round picks in the 2009 NFL Draft (the Cowboys also received a seventh round pick from the Lions in the 2010 draft). He was then signed to a new contract through the 2014 season; Roy Williams agreed to a 6 year, $54 million contract, along with $26 million guaranteed.[4][5]

loved the sideline shot of romo scolding tashard choice for not catching the pass thrown behind him and choice "rolling his damn eyes"

Tony Dungee just made me think of a good question. Which will be the first game the Cowboys can actually WIN?

@ Houston
BYE WEEK
Titans
@ Vikings
Giants
Jaguars
@ Packers
@ Giants
Lions
Saints
@ Colts
Eagles
Redskins
@ Cardinals
@ Eagles

I guess the BYE doesn't count, so I'm picking the Vikings as their first win. If not then, surely the Jags.

prob titans

i mean, the titans scored 11 points today

I think the Titans just had a weird off day, though.

cowboys feelin' about 8 -- 8 this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUzAqXCp8lg

yakety sax improves almost everything

The Cowboys season is over while the Rangers are still playing baseball. Their fans are setting videos to Yakety Sax, never a good sign.

that lateral fest is one of the funniest plays i've seen this year

http://deadspin.com/5677727/and-now-photos-of-people-pretending-to-be-injured-tony-romo

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/

"According to a recent USA Today poll, 45 percent of the country said that no team deserves to perform this terribly under this much pressure, except for the Dallas Cowboys. Thirty-two percent said that the season has been emotionally taxing for people who grew up worshipping Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, and Emmitt Smith, and that those people should probably go fuck themselves anyway."

^ fucking stellar. And i agree totally.

So apparently Jerry Jones was in Tuscaloosa the other day to meet with Nick Saban. I don't think this will amount to much, especially considering these things: 1. Saban has said numerous times he's through with the NFL and 2. Jerry Jones will never cede enough control over team operations to make the offer appealing to Saban.

Now, I know one day that Saban will up and leave Alabama because history dictates that will happen. But I really don't believe it will be to coach the Cowboys.

saban goes back to nfl, flames out, takes over at florida in 3 years when urban retires

- Romo throws soft passes at practice

Is mortnon anderson dead? how is THIS GUY the kicker?

woops