CΔNNOT LOSE LEVERΔG!!IN THE RUN OR PΔSS!!! NFL Week Five [2010]

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Jacksonville @ Buffalo → BILLS. Jacksonville had an impressive win in week 4, so now they're due for a loss. Lord knows Buffalo is due for a squeaker of a win.
Tampa Bay @ Cincinnati → BUCS. Don't ask me why I'm picking Tampa on the road. I don't know.
Atlanta @ Cleveland → FALCONS. Cleveland got a not-so-impressive win, sure, but Atlanta is surging.
St. Louis @ Detroit → RAMS. I like what those goats are doing right now.
Kansas City @ Indianapolis → CHIEFS. I feel like their streak probably ends here, but I'm pulling for them anyway.
Green Bay @ Washington → PACKERS. It will be closer in week 5 than it would've been in week 1 or 2.
Chicago @ Carolina → BEARS. Cutler plays, they win by a field goal.
Denver @ Baltimore → RAVENS. Flacco seems to be awake now.
New York Giants @ Houston → TEXANS. I feel like this game already happened, didn't it?
New Orleans @ Arizona → SAINTS. New Orleans is on the decline, but they'd have to step on it to catch up with Arizona's decline.
Tennessee @ Dallas → COWBOYS. I don't want to make that pick, but it's probably what's going to happen.
San Diego @ Oakland → CHARGERS. This game will be a bowl of shit.
Philadelphia @ San Francisco → 49ERS. I think Kolb will start, and I think San Francisco will finally exploit somebody's weaknesses.
Minnesota @ New York Jets → JETS. I probably won't be watching this game.

you don't understand about the Bills. please believe me when i tell you we can't beat anyone

there is no way that the bills are going to beat jacksonville this week

the only way the bills will win a game this year is if they get a team in december that is far out of the playoff race and has nothing to play for and just gives up because it's so cold

for instance, the bills play the browns (lol) (lol one more time) at home on december 12th. they could prob win that game.

they have chicago at home in week 9 as well, maybe jay cutler will unload 4 INTs

The Bills won't so much win that game as Jacksonville will lose it. I'm not putting a lot of confidence points on it or anything, but it's just a hunch.

8-6 this week, 36-26 on the season

Jacksonville @ Buffalo → JX
Tampa Bay @ Cincinnati → CN
Atlanta @ Cleveland → ATL
St. Louis @ Detroit → DET DO U C ;_;
Kansas City @ Indianapolis → IND
Green Bay @ Washington → PACKERS. It will be closer in week 5 than it would've been in week 1 or 2.
Chicago @ Carolina → BEARS. no cutler, still bears.
Denver @ Baltimore → RAVENS. Flacco seems to be awake now.
New York Giants @ Houston → TEXANS. I see nyg as all D no offense
New Orleans @ Arizona → SAINTS.
Tennessee @ Dallas → TN
San Diego @ Oakland → CHARGERS. This game will be a bowl of shit.
Philadelphia @ San Francisco → 49ERS, in an empty guess.
Minnesota @ New York Jets → JETS. I probably won't be watching this game.

also, A+ on having these threds up before the ashes are cold on the previous week

i'm happy to turn the page on week four right away.

btw i'm becoming brett farve's no. 1 fan for this week and this week only.

Jacksonville @ Buffalo → Jags
Tampa Bay @ Cincinnati → Bengals?
Atlanta @ Cleveland → Falcons.
St. Louis @ Detroit → Rams
Kansas City @ Indianapolis → Colts
Green Bay @ Washington → Packers
Chicago @ Carolina → Bears
Denver @ Baltimore → Ravens
New York Giants @ Houston → Giants
New Orleans @ Arizona → Saints
Tennessee @ Dallas → Titans
San Diego @ Oakland → Raiders. Why bc stop asking me. Philadelphia @ San Francisco → Eagles?
Minnesota @ New York Jets → Jets.

Going to the Oakland/Chargers game, first tailgate of the season yay!

Jay Glazer is saying Patriots are about to send Randy Moss to Vikings.

yeah i was just about to come post that

Really hoping they send butthurt Randy Moss and not awesome terrifying Randy Moss.

in a timemachine?

good job getting the delta in the thread title jf!

Yeah that is pretty cool. Sorcery!

marshawn lynch + justin forsett on the same team again = I am a borderline seahawks fan??

man i'm looking around and there's way too much smoke on this moss thing......fucking sucks sucks sucks sucks

yeah i don't know what to do about my lifelong policy of being indifferent to the seattle seahawks now

continue it imo

haha okay

if they get rid of hasselbeck I will consider more than a borderline affiliation

sorta like pete carroll tbh

ugh at randy back to the lolfavre circus

it's a practical joke, right?

i mean...guys
http://www.vikingupdate.com/history/historyprofiles/walker.jpg

If Randy goes back to the Vikes, the first thing he should do when he lines up on the field is to mime mooning Brett Favre. If you do that for me Randy, we will be bros for all time. All. Time.

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what?!! they can't send randy moss to the vikings!!!!!!! NOOOO
also don't belichick and childress have a grudge or something? i mean of all teams to do a deal with. i don't believe it

any chance the vikes are trading for santana moss and this has been misreported? any chance at all?

who is my other team's #1 receiver C'MON MAN
redskins have no reason whatsoever to trade santana moss..

http://www.stampedeblue.com/2010/10/6/1733656/adam-schefter-says-randy-moss-trade-to-minnesota-consummated-today

if this is for real, to do it the game after moss makes no catches...
i mean that is some darth vader evil shit right there

Bill B is cold as fuck, I love it.

i still don't believe it. schefter says "two well-placed sources predicting.."
i mean, there are no facts about a trade there, the only facts are that 2 people in NFL are speculating about stuff, which isn't actually interesting or useful information.

why doesn't mike reiss have anything on this? cmon man

this is really fucking stupid and annoying. the only way i can nearly justify this is if some top talent on D is coming in the other direction and even then i don't really buy it and there's no way that's happening anyway, so it's draft picks, which after you get so many become kinda valueless. and even without that a season of randy making def coordinators gameplan and second guess is worth more than any picks they could conceivably get for him at this point.

the only way this is happening is if moss is forcing the issue so enough with the "bb is evil" shit

a 3rd round pick.

minnesota now has also sent a 2nd round pick to the sacramento mountain lions for daunte culpepper.

this might be old news, but did everybody know that hatcat is named garfi?
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God bless this cat. He just keeps giving.

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mike singletary cat:
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this is an incredible animal

ESPN: moss to vikings for 3d round pick.

will moss play against the jets this week?

Pats have two picks in the first, second and third founds next year O_O

they will not pick twice in the first round, so by the time the trading's done that's gonna end up as a whole lot of 2nd and 3rds.

still.

i liked it better when they had 2 1sts, 2 2nds, 1 3rd and randall gene. sad face.

also, lol at the vikes getting ne to offer moss for a 3rd and then being all "ehhh...i guess maybe, if you throw us a 7th"

when did "chilly" ditch his fancy custom headset??

huh

mr. 500

looooooooooooool vikings

brad smith, whoa

that little hesitation in the end zone NEVER works

guess it's time to watch the last quarter and favre's inevitable interception.

Poo-ha. Fun to say

Wow nice one Harvin

okay that really was one of the best throws all year

wait why would you not go for two here?!

LOL FAVRE

They're gonna win though.

(sigh) what a waste

is that the detroit cobras on the nfl redzone commercial?

Gree hee hee hee?

ALLEN THE SACK MASTER

SACK MASTER

"measurement coming here..."
"a little short"

Lol

Sanchez is on pace to set the NFL record for near picks.

that running game was working pretty well for vikings, so why uh..

lol @ brit favor

now's the time for a favreception, isn't it.

I guess not

damn, tirico

"you don't need to know football to manage the clock! and you just gave them a freebie! i'm sorry, it's just hard to watch that every week where guys just screw that up royally!"

Pretty piss poor. I'm with Tirico. Though lols at picturing him storming out if the booth

of the booth. Sigh

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moss just havin fun, drawing up plays over there

this game, chucky loves it. this game with this guy and this other guy, on monday night football, in the national football league.

FAVRE

w00t

Haaaaaaaaaa

epic choke by Brett

Hey guys, Favre is here!

how could it have turned out any other way? HOW

smh

that overthrow was incredible

ya know if they hadn't thought about stuff 10 minutes ago re: going for two & then burned a time out, it wouldn't be a two-score game..

both qbs were pretty terrible this game

haaaah, it's next week?! i was just about to post that if the vikings play the cowboys.. how would any team win? what would happen?

"after delays, and drama, the jets pull it out"

Cant get over Jets 4-1...they should be fined, or at least cockpunched for that 2 min drill.

We should start naming our week threads after Steve Young's word of the day.

I don't even know what that word was today...ragged in appearance

Tatterdemalion

Okay that is a pretty cool word

But you're still kind of a prat Steve, fyi

hilarious game y'all

morning radio hosts here play a game called "the jon gruden this guy/that guy challenge" every tuesday. a caller must guess whether or not gruden referred to a particular player as "this guy" or "that guy," and then they play a clip from the broadcast. protip: the answer is always yes.

I know we're done with this thread, but I just wanted to add that not everyone is shedding tears for poor, poor Ralph Wilson.

I was trying to remember J.P. Losman's name the other day...and couldn't.

I rode those 19 touchdowns to win my 2006 fantasy football championship. 8-B