"Mike Martz looks like he's about to vomit over there" NFL WEEK EIGHT

Miami at Cincinnati
Jacksonville at Dallas
Washington at Detroit
Buffalo at Kansas City
Carolina at St. Louis
Green Bay at New York Jets
Denver at San Francisco
Tennessee at San Diego
Seattle at Oakland
Minnesota at New England
Tampa Bay at Arizona

Pittsburgh at New Orleans

Houston at Indianapolis

Mike Martz thankfully gets a week off.

good monday night game. god help those playing fantasy vs foster this week.

Is this season a complete blur for anyone else? I feel like half these games have already been played (and I don't mean the divisional ones).

Jacksonville at Dallas
Washington at Detroit
Buffalo at Kansas City
Carolina at St. Louis

^brutal

I'd watch Washington/Detroit. Stafford should be back.

Buffalo/Kansas City might also be fun if Fitzpatrick stays hot.

Re: Hatcat in The NY Post -
"When he hit the ground," Boley said, "I heard him let out a little scream."

In the replay it looks like Boley was using Romo as a toboggan, he literally bounced him off the ground.

tony "little scream" romo

In the replay it looks like Boley was using Romo as a toboggan, he literally bounced him off the ground.

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 3:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

one of the better uses of romo that i can think of tbh

hahah

maybe that was the Cowboys problem all along

a miserable 7-7 last week, 57-46 on the year.

Miami at Cincinnati - miami
Jacksonville at Dallas - lol, dallas i guess? though i hope not.
Washington at Detroit - feeling detroit here
Buffalo at Kansas City - these are two of the most entertaining teams in the NFL right now. KC will win.
Carolina at St. Louis - ramzzzzz
Green Bay at New York Jets - jets, sorry a-rodg
Denver at San Francisco - i hope it's SF but they look so bad now. broncos.
Tennessee at San Diego - chargers, i think.
Seattle at Oakland - seattle isn't great but they're better than denver. kinda playing above their head. close one but i think seattle will pull it off.
Minnesota at New England - pats, sorry randy.
Tampa Bay at Arizona - bucs
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - steelers in a tight one.
Houston at Indianapolis - colts

I've stopped keeping track, it's too depressing. My inability to pick teams makes a mockery of the whole process.

ick 6-8 last week, 60-44 on the year.

Miami at Cincinnati - feel like both these teams could do some damage in teh nfc but are mid-to-low end of the pack in the afc; i like davone bess, ill take miami
Jacksonville at Dallas - "lol, dallas i guess? though i hope not."
Washington at Detroit - lions, bet the house
Buffalo at Kansas City - CHEFS
Carolina at St. Louis - enh ill say panthers
Green Bay at New York Jets - nyj
Denver at San Francisco - broncos, this game will be ugly
Tennessee at San Diego - really have no idea; i like rob bironas ill say tenn
Seattle at Oakland - dont trust either team 2 put together 2 wins in a row so a tie maybe? i guess oakland
Minnesota at New England - patritos
Tampa Bay at Arizona - i think both these teams have srs o-line problems from what ive seen -- will say bucs
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - 'aints
Houston at Indianapolis - texans got gashed by kc on the ground 2 wisks ago, colts are on like their 5 string rb -- obv that might not matter at all w/ the sheriff, idk still feeling the upset - houston

9-5 last week, +14 on the year.

Miami at Cincinnati -- Fins.
Jacksonville at Dallas -- ugh ugh ugh. Cowboys bounce back and get one? Maybe?
Washington at Detroit -- Lions.
Buffalo at Kansas City -- Chiefs.
Carolina at St. Louis -- Rams.
Green Bay at New York Jets -- Jets.
Denver at San Francisco -- Broncos.
Tennessee at San Diego --Titans.
Seattle at Oakland -- Seahawks.
Minnesota at New England -- Patriots.
Tampa Bay at Arizona -- Bucs.
Pittsburgh at New Orleans -- Steelers.
Houston at Indianapolis -- Don't feel like betting against Manning at home on MNF. Colts.

Bunch of terrible games this week that I have nothing to say anything about.

Nick Mangold keeps tweeting abt some promo where you get free plane tickets if the Jets go to the Superbowl, and my brain keeps saying "Dear God no"...but ugh this season

10-4 this week, 63-41 on the season

Miami at Cincinnati - MIA
Jacksonville at Dallas - JX
Washington at Detroit - WAS
Buffalo at Kansas City - KC (0-16 Buffalo)
Carolina at St. Louis - StL
Green Bay at New York Jets - NYG team of obnoxious destiny
Denver at San Francisco - DEN
Tennessee at San Diego - TN
Seattle at Oakland - OK
Minnesota at New England - NE (streak ending)
Tampa Bay at Arizona - THIS IS AN ABORTION TB
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - PT
Houston at Indianapolis - IND

Singletary names Troy Smith starting QB Sunday.

Exciting!

hahahahahaha

the niners are gonna feel a new wave of embarrassment when singletary won't even be able to find a job as a defensive coordinator

He has never even been a DC, right?

yeah he was d coordinator/"assistant head coach"

He was never a DC according to Wikipedia.

er sorry... i meant linebackers coach

my info was from wiki too, distracted in class

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

noooooooooooo

offensive? there's no way

brits, is there any chance our american footballers can be detained after the suckbowl at wembley on sunday? you can has until after completion of the 10/11 season. conduct experiments, whatever.

offensive? there's no way

It was on his wikipedia page but I question its veracity.

Mike Singletary IS offensive, tho (lol zing!)...sorry

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not true. I believe he was LB coach.

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not true. I believe he was LB coach.

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not true. I believe he was LB coach.

That's what I thought too. That's what I thought too. That's what I thought too.

way too much Singletary now

Why the hell did that post three times? Sorry bout that.

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nominating "LOL! WOW THE STEAGLES!" for week 9 thread title

never thought of ap as a lonely guy tweetin baout things

I 2nd the nomination.

AP knows there were a few more moon landings after that first one, right?

doesn't sound like it!

espn: most disappointing teams

Last week, an improved 10-4 (Who would have figured on Denver & Cleveland? I should have taken the Titans at home, but with Collins it was a bit harder to go that way.)
This season = 62-44

Miami at Cincinnati- Miami likes to play it low and slow, they have beaten Minn. & Green Bay and kinda got jobbed against Pittsburgh. Cincy is real schizo (with that roster no big suprise), their passing offense alternates between mind boggling yards numbers and terrible, but the running game hasn't been as dependable and Palmer seems to misfire often in the redzone with some turnovers. I'm taking Miami, but I would not be suprised if Cincy wins. I think turnovers will be the deciding point, as Miami has lost a couple giving away the ball or on some blocked kicks.
Jacksonville at Dallas- Jville is pretty banged up. I'm going Cowboys as I think Kitna being around will force Garrett to slow down the offense to more of a pickup truck than high powered but finnicky sports car and actually use those gppd running backs. If the Cowboys try to throw the ball 50 times a game with Kitna, they will get smoked.
Washington at Detroit- Lions don't have the wins, but they seem to be a bit improved. The only thing keeping the Redskins offense from being the laughing stock on the highlight shows last week was the fact that the Bears played EVEN worse. Washington still looked like total crap in the second half. I'm probably crazy, but lets go with the Lions at home coming off the bye.
Buffalo at Kansas City- KC should win, but Buffalo put up some pretty eye-popping numbers against b-more last week. Chiefs at home though...but Buffalo will knock someone off probably sooner rather than later.
Carolina at St. Louis- Wow...Rams to win. Go figure.
Green Bay at New York Jets- Green Bay is pretty battered and the Jets seem to have weathered and improved as the year goes by. I'll take the Jets but I think they are due for an ugly game out of Sanchez.
Denver at San Francisco- Fugly bowl...I'll take the Niners at home I guess. Denver better come out with some fire after getting lit up that bad last week. Might actually be a decent game. I still think the 49ers are better than their record and just having no real QB is their problem. Criminy the way Hill has thrown the rock in Detroit, they might have gave up on the wrong one. Money spent does make people do dumb things.
Tennessee at San Diego- SD is a train wreck, but they still have talent. Titans are moving through the league like a bar bouncer. SD might win, but I think you have to go with the Titans based on rep.
Seattle at Oakland- These two teams are perplexing as hell. Seattle stat wise sucks at everything yet they win. I'll take the Silver and Black, as I just never liked the Seahawks, they are just the middling team of all time in the NFL.
Minnesota at New England- It doesn't matter who is playing QB for Minnesota anymore, they won't beat NE. I just don't see it happening. I think the window is closing on the Vikings as their defense is stepping down from their greatness over the past couple of years. Childress seems more like a morose writer type than an NFL head coach. Future career after January? We will see.
Tampa Bay at Arizona- Kind of hard game to pick...AZ isn't the same, but they have won a couple. I guess we go TB on the road. I don't have a read on this one.

Pittsburgh at New Orleans- NO probably got a wake up call last week and they are at home. Steelers should be the favorite on what has gone down, but I am feeling Saints this time. NO gets blown out, it might be time to dust off the panic button, Well not really, the NFC is a weak kitten this year and even if they can't catch the Falcons, I think the Saints could get the wildcard as their schedule opens up quite a bit in the 2nd half.

Houston at Indianapolis- This is a big game for INdy, if they lose and go 0-3 in the division, it will be TOUGH road to make the playoffs as the AFC wild card is going to be tight tight. Bad news is the Colts skills guys are really beat up including Addai, losing Dallas Clark is prety huge, especially with Collie definitely out and Anthony Gonzales coming back from injury (and he has yet to be all that anyway). Good news for the Colts is Houston's defense is kind of beat up and they have been giving up a gazillion yards a game. I'm going Colts even banged up, as after week 1 - Houston beat Washington, Oaktown and KC by a combined 14 points and got rolled by the Giants and Dallas. I think a key player to watch is Jacob Tamme of the Colts. I saw Tamme play quite a bit for Kentucky in college and he looked pretty good. Tamme has mostly been a special teams guy for Indy, but as the other TE is more of a big road grater type, I think he will play quite a bit more.

7-7 last week, a pitiful 54-50 on the season.

Miami at Cincinnati - FISH
Jacksonville at Dallas - COWBOYS
Washington at Detroit - REDSKINS (but who knows)
Buffalo at Kansas City - CHEFS
Carolina at St. Louis - RAMS
Green Bay at New York Jets - JETS
Denver at San Francisco - BRONCOS (but it's in England, so both teams are disadvantaged)
Tennessee at San Diego - TITANS
Seattle at Oakland - SQUAWKS
Minnesota at New England - PATS
Tampa Bay at Arizona - BUCS

Pittsburgh at New Orleans - STILLERS

Houston at Indianapolis - COLTS

8-6 last week. 53-51 on the season. I'm happy as long as I'm above .50

Miami at Cincinnati - Dolphins
Jacksonville at Dallas - cowboys
Washington at Detroit - Wash
Buffalo at Kansas City - chiefs
Carolina at St. Louis - rams
Green Bay at New York Jets - GB
Denver at San Francisco - Broncos
Tennessee at San Diego - Chargers
Seattle at Oakland - Seattle
Minnesota at New England - Sorry Brett, LOL!
Tampa Bay at Arizona - Cards

Pittsburgh at New Orleans - Saints will remember how to play. I hope.

Houston at Indianapolis - come on Foster!!

they took a CB last year in the second round (second overall) but i have no idea if he's good or not

chris cook looked pretty great actually until his injury, he looks pretty tentative and slow since coming back

our defense could and should be playing a lot better..secondary is not great but our line is solid and i love our linebackers

Schefter just made a good point about the Bears. Have the Bears and Vikings played yet? I'd love to see him stomp the Vikings (up to) two more times this season.

as, the Bears get Randy.

can randy play right tackle?

haha

Who was the last marquee player to suit up for three teams in one season? Not counting nameless special teams dudes, etc.

Has it ever happened?

"..secondary is not great but our line is solid and i love our linebackers"

Greenway's a stud. That said, this team is toxic.

so jay glazer is reporting that although childress told the team randy was being waived, he never told randy directly and has not officially waived him yet.

If that's true (and Glazer could go either way) then: omfg Chilly you are a massive wanker.

nfl network is reporting that chilly did this move without telling ownership or director of player personel, chris spielman!

i guess he has full control over roster moves per his contract

still that is NUTS

jesus they need to fire him

I just realized who Brad Childress reminds me of! When I worked for Domino's Pizza in the 90s, our regional supervisor was a really despicable guy named Lowery who had the need to one-up everybody, from management down to the lowliest phone answerer/order taker. About a year after I left, I found out from a friend who still worked there that he had been arrested for exposing himself at the area waterpark.

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All I can say is that Mike Shanahan is probably pretty thankful this evening that Brad Childress has cock blocked him for dumb coaching personnel move of the week.

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I'll also make the early call that Brian Billick will be the guy to replace Childress once all of this goes down for real.

Billick has Viking ties, I see him as the most obvious one if it goes down. I'd say the Vikings are pretty close to China Syndrome at this point anyway.

I agree with Keyshawn that Jones just needs to swallow this season as is, don't try to put ketchup on it, and blow the whole thing up in January.

I think Leslie Frazier should coach the Vikes next.

i would be delighted if the end game of...whatever this was is that somehow childress ends up coaching the dallas cowboys (this move would be known as HERSHELL'S REVENGE)

jon gruden is wearing a sherrif costume

man chuckie plays a convincing sheriff!

THESE TWO GUYS

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McDonalds has new sandwich called the "McNabb": When you order it, it gets thrown over your head to the guy behind you.

xp dayyym

wow xxpost

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just switched on baseball during the commercial to check score and buck and mccarver were comparing an error by the rangers' first baseman to "troy aikman throwing a 5 yard pass but he threw it too hard"

...

lol football wins!

so does the slide start when his knee is down or what

none of this is like jurassic park fyi

chuckie is actually talking about dinosaurs now, i think

that play action video is v instructive

well that was http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-esque

schaub got popped like a zit there

Tirico in Peyton metaphor meltdown

i'm not watching; what did tirico say?

Went through robot, machine, Jordan...and then poetic speech abt him being a musical conductor

"He's like the fat conductor on the magic railroad, shunting trains with utmost authority" is what he should have said

that just made me think DENZEL

i hate when they call him a robot >:[

and vinatieri is a sniper

SNIPE

this game is -_-

I checked out ages ago...watching 85 Bears on Americas Game

zebras helped killed it at the end of 2nd half.

this game is more boring than midterm elections

watched baseball tbh

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The Walking Brett