This whole dickfuck organization should be beaten with a tire iron. NFL WEEK 9 [2010]

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Buffalo
New England @ Cleveland
New York Jets @ Detroit
Arizona @ Minnesota
New Orleans @ Carolina
Miami @ Baltimore
San Diego @ Houston
New York Giants @ Seattle
Kansas City @ Oakland
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia
Dallas @ Green Bay
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati

Randy Moss now plays for __________?!

DALLAS PLAYING IN PRIMETIME

FOR PRIDE

i feel like we had a really good string of primetime match ups in the past three weeks or so (except for jax-ten) but the two this week are duds

8-5 last week, 62-55 on the season. oy.

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - I'm taking Atlanta at home, but Tampa should give them rough afternoon. Hoping Blount jumps TWO defenders on Sunday.
Chicago @ Buffalo - Buffalo to win! (finally!)
New England @ Cleveland - I know Cleveland knocked off the Saints the last time they played, but the Pats is a-cookin'.
New York Jets @ Detroit - Even with Stafford back and at home, I think the Jets coming off a pitiful offensive showing will take it out on poor Detroit.
Arizona @ Minnesota - Brett probably starts, the Vikings probably get their third win. Arizona is horrific.
New Orleans @ Carolina - Carolina is even worse than Arizona. Saints win.
Miami @ Baltimore - I'm legally obligated to pick Miami this year, but I feel good about them catching the Ravens on an off day.
San Diego @ Houston - San Diego shouldn't be winning anything, but I'm picking them for the road upset. Jerks.
New York Giants @ Seattle - I know it's unwise to pick an East coast team in Seattle, but I like the Gigantes here.
Kansas City @ Oakland - Oakland won't torch the Chiefs like they have their opponents in the last two games, but they'll get this win.
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - I like Michael Vick to be about 76.4% as awesome as he was before the injury, and for Philly to squeak out a narrow victory.
Dallas @ Green Bay - This Dallas team in Lambeau? HA. Packers take it in a completely unwatchable mess.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Stillers do the deed.

can't see miami beating the ravens. i know the dolphins have been good on the road, but . . .

otoh, if we sign RANDY MOSS this week . . .

8-5 this week, 71-46 on the season

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - ATL
Chicago @ Buffalo - CHI
New England @ Cleveland - NE
New York Jets @ Detroit - DET
Arizona @ Minnesota - MN
New Orleans @ Carolina - NO
Miami @ Baltimore - MIA
San Diego @ Houston - SD
New York Giants @ Seattle - NYG
Kansas City @ Oakland - OK
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - IND
Dallas @ Green Bay - GB
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - PIT

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons
Chicago @ Buffalo - bills
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - cards
New Orleans @ Carolina - nola
Miami @ Baltimore - fins
San Diego @ Houston - texans
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - packers
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

7-6 last week, 65-52 overall

7-6 last wk, 67-50 overall

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - atl
Chicago @ Buffalo - chi
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - vikes
New Orleans @ Carolina - nola
Miami @ Baltimore - fins
San Diego @ Houston - bolts
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - iggles
Dallas @ Green Bay - packers
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

ah i'm glad i contributed at least something of value to ilnfl

man, i dunno...we should beat arizona but i gotta bad feeling we're gonna shit the bed.

Buffalo gets their first win this week. I cant see how the Bears can beat an NFL team at this point, unless something got fixed over the bye week. Its ugly.

man, i dunno...we should beat arizona but i gotta bad feeling we're gonna shit the bed.

hey the politics thread is thataway

8-5 last week, 65-51 on the season

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons, though the bucs will make it a game
Chicago @ Buffalo - well being a bears fan i have to say BEARS but the bills should take heart in how well they've played, they have a definite shot
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - vikings i guess
New Orleans @ Carolina - saints
Miami @ Baltimore - ravens but it will be tight
San Diego @ Houston - i think this will be a high-scoring one and it'll come down to some failed last-second drive. i'll go with the chargers.
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - chiefs
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - lol lol lol lol lol the pack
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

Last week 10-3, for the season 72-45

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta- This is a game with PLAYOFF implications, who would have thunk it? Bucs are a nice story, but the Falcons are at home, where they are generally better and coming off a bye. If the Bucs do step up and beat ATL, you can color me impressed.
Chicago @ Buffalo- IS THIS THE WEEK BUFFALO? It well could be. Bad thing about the Bears keystone cop offense this year is that the defense is really pretty good, really one of Lovie's best. Thing is much of a bad joke the Bears offense has been, they have piled up some yards and had some moments. I'm going Bears and I will be pretty dejected if they lose. I'm almost feeling a sports bar trip, as I know this one won't be on TV around here.
New England @ Cleveland- I really hope the Browns win, but you have to take NE to win this one.
New York Jets @ Detroit- Is it the time of the season when the Jets wake up puking in the bed? It might be. Let it roll from last week, LIONS IN AN UPSET!
Arizona @ Minnesota- Minnesota should win, but I could see the season turning into a Viking funeral by fire on the lake (in a sex boat).
New Orleans @ Carolina- Saints, but I have a weird feeling this one will be closer than you might expect.
Miami @ Baltimore- I'm taking the Ravens, but the Fins have been pretty good on the road this year.
San Diego @ Houston- This is a big game for both clubs. SD can't really afford losses if they have any playoff hopes, but they did beat the Titans, which by my measure is a solid win. Houston falls back to .500 with a loss heading towards another out of the playoff 9-7 season. I'm taking the Chargers on the road. Texans are giving up a crap load of points. Houston has some talent, but they have a lot of holes and they are just not ready for the big stage. It should be a pretty high scoring game and probably good one to watch.
New York Giants @ Seattle- Giants should win, but Seattle has been a bit of a trap town for a long time for clubs. That said, Giants seem to have done OK on the road under Tom C., that has been a thing before.
Kansas City @ Oakland- Wow...this is a hard one to call and a big game for both as the AFC West is most likely only going to get one team into the playoffs. I'll stick with the bay area grease and take the Raiders.
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia- I'm taking the Colts, as Philly is a bit too up and down.
Dallas @ Green Bay- Dallas is like a zombie, they are horrible and will be on national TV nearly every week till the end of the season (or time). Packers beating the Jets 9-0 counts as pretty impressive in my book. I'll take the Pack.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati- I hope the Bengals can get it together and knock off the Steelers, but I don't think it is going to happen. Pittsburgh it is.

bills claiming merriman. why not, i guess?

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - Falcons, unfortunately.
Chicago @ Buffalo - Bills, finally
New England @ Cleveland -Pats shouldn't have any problem
New York Jets @ Detroit - Jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - As long as AP gets enough reps, Minn should pull it off.
New Orleans @ Carolina - This game is always closer than it should be, Saints in a blowout
Miami @ Baltimore - Go Dolphins!
San Diego @ Houston - SD
New York Giants @ Seattle - New York Football Giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - Raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - Colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - John Kitna will score more TDs for GB than ARod
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Pitt's gonna take their embarrassment from last week out in a nasty nasty way.

2 things i learned today that possibly worthy of note/discussion:

the skins tried out JaMarcus this week????
Peyty has basically said he is definitely not re-signing with indy before hitting free agency????

peyty on the market would be worse than the lebron thing. peyty is white!!!

Would love to see Peyton go to Miami.

of course, now that i think about it, the obvious link between those two items is that snyder would open the vault in a heartbeat and make it rain bullion on manning if he actually does become available.

maynholup: peyty is WHITE?

Timing is everything. Depends on the CBA

Peyty has basically said he is definitely not re-signing with indy before hitting free agency????

lol waht

whoa whoa...WHAT now?

link pls??

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81bc957a/article/irsay-colts-wanted-to-complete-manning-negotiations-over-bye

sounds like he will still be a horsey though

Going to Denver, eh?

It's always nice when you find that your dad really did take the old family dog to a nice big farm out in the country:

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__28/ept_sports_nfl_experts-303373097-1288886743.jpg?ymX3GCEDsgoXHV8e

LOL

"Heck, people are already asking him about his handball legacy."

because that's all there is to know.

Should be asking him about his beard imo

The subject of McNabb’s benching was one of the topics on Owens’ reality show with Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco, who couldn’t understand why the Redskins would bench McNabb in favor of backup Rex Grossman in the closing minutes.

“That’s just wrong,” Ochocinco said. “It really makes no sense. What message are you really trying to send?”

Owens then took a jab at McNabb.

“Well, I don’t really want to start anything, but I did play in the Super Bowl and there were rumors where he couldn’t get our two-minute offense going at the end of the game,” Owens said. “I’m just saying.”

When pressed on the matter by Ochocinco, Owens said, “I’m just saying.”

Owens defended Redskins coach Mike Shanahan’s decisions to change quarterbacks, saying the coach knows best.

“He’s the head coach, so it has to make sense,” said Owens, who has complained that the Bengals aren’t paying attention to his suggestions for the offense. “Well, this is a situation where Mike Shanahan, he sees these two quarterbacks on an everyday basis. … So he’s had a chance to observe.”

Ochocinco ended the segment by saying, “If anyone else out there feels that Rex Grossman gives the Washington Redskins a better chance than Donovan McNabb to win a game with two minutes left on the clock, they need to slap they selves.”

I'm thinking Owens doesn't know what the word "rumors" means.

These guys may want to worry about their own 2-5 team as opposed to trying to impart their genius to other franchises.

^real talk

tbf, the Bengals problem isn't dropped receptions.

Ive been lucky enough to not be subjected to any Bengals action this year so I'm unable to assess the accuracy of your statement.

Ochocinco ended the segment by saying, “If anyone else out there feels that Rex Grossman gives the Washington Redskins a better chance than Donovan McNabb to win a game with two minutes left on the clock, they need to slap they selves.”

loooooool

the grossman fumble was like the kid coming into his new high school ready for a fresh start and on day 1 shitting himself in front of the entire class

Seriously though we are talking about REX GROSSMAN.

he's not a grossman he's a gross... MAN

On a Columbia radio station, Gamecocks QB Stephen Garcia claimed he wanted to scrimmage to Panthers to get the team ready for this weekend against Troy

HA!

hi i would like for this to be our board description

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//2010%20October%2031%2022%2017%2041.jpg

Yes!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5768760

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG admitted he expects a negative reception from the Minnesota crowd on Sunday.

"I'm not crazy enough to think there wont be catcalls," he said. "That's part of the deal, that happens every time I walk on or off of a field. It's always interesting to hear what people have to say. That's part of the audience participation thing."

the audience participation thing

f.avre now thinks hes doing dinner theater

when did brad child ress become hatcat??

Ha, was wondering why Favre expected a negative reaction from Vikings fans.

mods be sly

c'mon man

lol

that's a college play, and a great one

dang. how is that not a penalty for roughing the kicker though?

if the ball gets blocked/tipped then it nullifies any roughing penalty

it's like how there can't be pass interference after a tipped pass

the commercial where nick saban drops a little debbie cake on the floor and eats it while everyone exchanges uncomfortable glances is one of my favorite ever

That was one of the most Ben Roethlisberger plays of all time right there.

god it's gonna be hilarious in like 5 years or so when ben is too fat and slow to do shit like this and he turns into like megatron favre with these behind the back left handed passes

chuckie & jaws reenacting plays - A+

That's a fun dance, Terrell Owens.

t.o. is still the god

i can't hate on t.o. now that he's no longer on the cowboys

Good, no fine for the Austin Collie hit.

would have been a decent catch to challenge if they hadn't just blown one

awful challenge on the wallace catch, obv

Owens catches a TD, obliterates a security guard who had his back turned to the play.

woopsiedoodle

What if that security guard had been concussed by TO?

~think abt it~

cmon steelers plz implode and lose this football game

did anyone else just get the ad w/tom brady for nfl red zone? lol, brady is such a dork. <3

Love to see Owens kick ass while the Cowboys are in ruins.

Haha wow

benson. !!!

Benson!

THIS guy this BEN roethlisberger GUY
I call him THE RAPIST because he RAPES defenses
AND WOMEN

Lol

i meant to post in forks thread that last night berman was using "mustangs" as a verb during the jacory ford highlights

Steelers are the first team ever to blow a lead while still remaining ahead in the game.

Please Bengals beat the Steelers

I want to see Tomlin mad face

Wow TO

damn

awesome

Yay!

Popcorn time

Enough with these rookies

cmon batman and robin

DALLAS! NOT GETTING IT DONE THROUGH THE AIR? TRY TO GET IT DONE ON THE GROUND! WITH THE SLASHING! SLICING! MARION BARBER OF FLEET STREET! MAKING UP THE DISTANCE FROM THE PENALTY AND IT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR A FIRST DOWN? WELL IT WOULD BE! IF NOT FOR FRANK! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! AT ZOMBO COM! WELCOME MARION BARBER! TO ZOMBO COM! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EXCEPT A DALLAS WIN! AND TOM AT THIS POINT YOU'VE GOT TO THINK THAT JERRY JONES WOULD SETTLE FOR EVEN SOME I.T. HELP

oh whoops that was supposed to go in the berman thread but fukkit

Lol!

Dayum Bengals

Welp

so should i go back to watching this or is it a foregone steagles conclusion still?

its over bro

they can't fine a guy for mime huh

is it weird that this game seemed extra ilxy for me cos of a guy named "j0rdan shipley"

Haha true

had the same thought, felt ashamed

Steve Young cannot be trusted as an objective evaluator of T.O.

Do you guys just never watch the Longhorns play or whut