Important Poll nomination thread: Which NFL Analyst/Reporter/Insider is the biggest dick irl?

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okay so:

Mort
Schefter
Jay Glazer
Ed Werder
Hasselbeck
that one dude with the fucking goatee that i am spacing on

anyway don't want to leave anyone out of my important poll! nominations welcome

skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

This casts a wide net! Peter King literally stole a foul ball from a little kid and actually got defensive when people called him out on it, so probably him.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

they have foul balls in football?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Peter King devotes an entire paragraph every week to his recent latte experiences.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/fun-with-klassic-peter-king-the-foul-ball-story.html

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

kiper if kiper counts

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

does skip bayless count? does bill simmons and his weekly prognosticating count?

omar little, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Kiper, Bayless, and Simmons aren't reporters imo

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

But Kiper is certainly an analyst.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

that one dude with the fucking goatee that i am spacing on

schlereth? he doesnt strike me as that bad

other than shefter whos obv dope, i really like glazer

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah schleterth (and no he's not that bad)

what do ppl think, is kiper nfl or college?

peter king, how could i forget?

skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

glazer is an mma-head, it has to be him

J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

Mel's a draft analyst. There are a bunch of those in various sports, but that affords him the luxury of doing work in both realms.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

I think Deon Sanders is pretty much a douche and a big waste of space on TV. Pretty much his schtick is comparing back to his own greatness and being jealous of quarterbacks for making tons of cash.

earlnash, Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sean-salisbury-fired.jpg
someone's feelings are getting hurt

balls, Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

kinda think i hate trent dilfer
but yeah, king

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

King. By far.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

xp really? dilfer is one of my favs, seems like a bro

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 November 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Ray Lewis would agree, this from Dilfer's Wikipedia page:

"Trent remains a very popular figure with Baltimore Ravens."

That's some cutting edge information right there.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago)


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