#1 In Our Hearts, #1 In Tight Pants, etc: The Official ILNFL Hot Players Thread

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Wax lyrical henceforth

http://obtuseobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/aaron-rodgers.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_96Qi693ZMTs/StPQbE5uk-I/AAAAAAAAAac/H3GoQ4k4Y74/s400/eli_manning.jpg

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

randy imo

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/randy_moss.jpg

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

totally. He's Hall of Fame hot.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

eli!!

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://cakerockstheparty.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/brees_ribeiro.jpg

bonus: carlton

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

Aw, Breezy. Welcome!

This needs to be catalogued here for posterity:

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0912/espn_annaswish1_600.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

hey ladies - what's up
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mike-tomlin.jpg

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

that aaron rodgers's pic is like williamsburg except for some reason that dude is wearing a football uniform for irony instead of a wolf shirt.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

i don't mean that as a neg, before anyone worries

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

yes, tomlin. he used to play, right? first ballot hall of fame, obvs.

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Adrian-Peterson.jpg

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

awwwww

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

Aw Larry <3

And Adrian yay, welcome AD

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

horseshoe - cosign, larry fitz. he looks very nice in glasses

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

Can we get some defense up in here?

http://www.bay-area-sports-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/richard-seymour.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

that's an adorable picture

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

All the best photos are of him in Pats gear...I'm okay with that, I <3 him anyway

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

are we doing all time, or just current?
http://media.hamptonroads.com/cache/files/images/249401.jpg

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

Let's do it all!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

bruce smith looked like he was carved from marble or something imo

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.heraldinteractive.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/p1-rodney-harrison.jpg
hot commentators to the thread

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

rodney rodney rodney

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

Oh hi Jim Brown

http://www.playingfieldpromotions.com/admin/img/jim-brown.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

hot running backs for all time

http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/verdict/jury_didnt_see/5allen.jpg

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

I think Josh Freeman's got a cute little babyface

http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00113/c4s_freeman032310_113662c.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

wow he is a cutie

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, totally

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

This thread needs some Sweetness

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/1982/0816_large.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

It's best you show him with the helmet on. heh

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

cruisin' for an sb-ruisin' but baby peyton:

http://thepigskindoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PeytonManningBrettFavreEsquireSept1997.jpg

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

(still my fave RB ever!) xps

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

Walter sans helmet, not so shabby...

http://www.walterpayton.info/images/walter-payton-5.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

I <3 Osi U.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/06/02/alg_giants.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

Oh shit, I almost forgot...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_awACeqK1Eg0/SMc8oFQUtiI/AAAAAAAACW0/gRLgXVqgDFg/s400/mattcassel.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

Osi's rad!!!!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

yes cassel

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

More Osi

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/08/05/alg_resize_osi-umenyiora.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

Looking at Golden Tate is sort of like looking into the sun, imo.
He's kinda dreamy

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lx99LST6jEY/0.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

Golden Tate has a Notre Dame stink on him, though. Brady Quinn is similarly tainted.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

osi wins so much. the baby peyton cover is great but marred by THAT GUY.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

Happier times

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno, somethin about smilin' Donovan just gets me right *here* (also <3 <3 DMac with fro)

http://www.themightymjd.com/uploaded_images/mcnabb-709810.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

can i just say how much i <3 clinton portis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCxWHakFQdc

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

Donovan wins big time when he dances. Somebody hit me with a gif!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

Uhmmm....okay I just found this Top 25. It has serious problems.
They obviously don't read ILNFL to get proper analysis of hot players.
Biggest problem is that JAY CUTLER MADE THE LIST.

http://nflinjury.com/top-25-best-looking-nfl-players.html

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

But the most serious problem may be the intro

All right ladies, it’s that time of year again where all the idiot men on the planet go MIA for the next 17 weeks and then some as the regular NFL Season begins and then we head into playoffs, and of course it all cumulates into the massive Super Bowl event of the year.

Just because the boys have something else to completely focus their attention on that’s not your breasts, doesn’t mean you have to resort to picking your nose and staring at the ceiling for lack of anything else better to do. It’s time to be proactive!

Even if you don’t understand the game, who gives a crap? Have you taken a long, hard look at the men in tights running around the field? NFL is not hockey with toothless Prince Charmings. You have way more eye-candy options to drool after!

(Shoots writer in face)

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

what an a-hole

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

Can we bring some kind of injunction against this guy? It's like a 1950's Women's Weekly article...YUK

#24 – Joey Harrington (Free Agent – Quarterback – “Mama’s Boy-Next-Door”)

He’s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model who was dressed by his mama who has really great taste, but he’s so angelic looking that you have to wonder if he’s got any real throw down to him when it comes to fantasizing about your bedroom tackle maneuvers with him.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

I love his pigeon.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago)

I have a crush on Ocho, I'm not ashamed to say.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago)

For Johnny Fever...and all of us

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/mcnabbdance.gif

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago)

why didn't that work, grrr

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/mcnabbdance.gif

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

ah, that's better

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

It's too bad Westbrook is cropped out of that.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago)

This one is cute too

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1272366/mcnabbdoh-o.gif

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

ugh that "article" is the type of thing i'm talking about - statistically 50% of nfl fans are females. that is why the nfl finally gave up on "pink sparkly shit" and actually started making real t-shirts and jerseys tailored to women! why the fuck won't the sports writing mafia GET this? it's insulting as hell and alienates 50% of the audience from wanting to read your website or participate in all important commenter discussions, which are important for jacking yr strat or whatever the hell people think commenter discussions add to sites.

furthermore - the jay cutler entry, what the hell is going on in the 2nd picture...? what kind of terrifying photoshop is that? he looks like a pinhead, which is the opposite of what he looks like?

also looking at the men's health cover, i just realized brady quinn and dennis crowley are possibly the same person. which would explain brady quinn's inability to do anything besides "check in" to teams ha ha ha.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Love this bro

http://images.teamsugar.com/getty/p1/2009/08/15/GYI0058114343_xxlarge.jpg

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

xpost, otm! Aside from the overall egregiousness of that article that makes me want to shoot lasers out of my eyes, the Jay Cutler pic is terrifying. Like why would you Photoshop him so huge like that? He looks like a scary juicer, and he's all pale & albino looking too... So, so wrong.

Brady Quinn. Dude, just put your shirt down. You're cute but so is the UPS guy. Big deal. Hot "players" are hotter when they, yknow, play. Now go practice holding the clipboard.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

xpost Poly otm

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

What about this guy?

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2009/1214/dm_091214_NFL_PATRICK_WILLIS_ONFIELD_redo.jpg

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

don't u forget about:

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/JoeNamathBeaverCrusher.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 November 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

I'm blind from the waves of booze coming off that photo. He looks like a pirate!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

He's more hair than man!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

But YES to Patrick Willis. More of that plz

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l390/rustyseabutter/chad_pennington.jpg

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/dqj45.jpg

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://i38.tinypic.com/vgr6si.jpg

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

<3 u captain crazypants. Soooo cute.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

According to the dream I had last night, the newest running back for the Oakland Raiders <3

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/37b01152.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:30 (fourteen years ago)

yes on rodney

thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://netdugout.com/indiana/files/2010/08/67847brandon-marshall.jpg

thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Brandon Marshall is de-lightful!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago)

get real, kids.

http://usc.ocregister.com/files/2009/02/1sanchez0212.jpg

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 November 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

no. just no.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/Imrahil/Men/EricDecker3.jpg

(Can't be bothered to remember which NFL team he now plays for.)

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

whoah, one of my coworkers looks a lot like josh freeman.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Eric, who IS that?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

Eric Decker. My meathead of choice.

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Nice!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

god, ban dr. morbius

thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

Let's keep this thread Sanchez free

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

Donovan practicing his vomiting technique so he'll be readyfor the next two minute drill:

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1272366/mcnabbdoh-o.gif

underrated dylan bootlegs I have inadvertently given away (KMS), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

Since we're allowing commentators and coaches, then it would be remiss not to include our BFF

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2002/0909_large.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

all the Manning boys look like Mom's egg was fertilized by a drop of moonshine

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

Lol what does that even mean? Haha

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

I was thinking Steven Jackson should be on here, then I saw this pic and I had no choice

O_O

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/b97b1749.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

Cute Patrito!

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/aa98af73.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

He looks like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 November 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

I MUST BREAK YOU

Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 November 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

If he dies, he dies

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Cute in any century...

http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/72901/tx_rodgers_throwback.jpg

He's going to be on the Dan Patrick Show tomorrow...they teased that he's apparently in a band with Packers longsnapper. Will report more details as they come to hand. :D

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

I think he deserves a place in this thread...even if lightning is for babies...

http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vincent-jackson.jpg

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 17 December 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

In honor of the new board description...

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/38/fullj.d2234c79e472e6f9002bc5f8886655b6/d2234c79e472e6f9002bc5f8886655b6-getty-107923831cc121_divisional_p.jpg

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Superbowl bump! (fyi I'm going to keep bumping this with A-Rodg til someone comes up with something better, lol)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p44g0nMFc

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)


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