God must have went to the settings and put the game on All Madden, got to check the settings before you start. NFL WEEK ELEVEN

Chicago at Miami
Detroit at Dallas
Buffalo at Cincinnati
Washington at Tennessee
Green Bay at Minnesota
Arizona at Kansas City
Houston at New York Jets
Oakland at Pittsburgh
Baltimore at Carolina
Cleveland at Jacksonville
Atlanta at St. Louis
Seattle at New Orleans
Tampa Bay at San Francisco
Indianapolis at New England
New York Giants at Philadelphia
Denver at San Diego

i'm just gonna guess that whoever i think will win or at least give a good game will lose like a motherfucker.

86-58 on the season (yay!) 6-8 last week (boo!)

Chicago at Miami CHI
Detroit at Dallas DET
Buffalo at Cincinnati BUFF
Washington at Tennessee TN
Green Bay at Minnesota GB
Arizona at Kansas City KC
Houston at New York Jets NYJ
Oakland at Pittsburgh PIT
Baltimore at Carolina BMOR
Cleveland at Jacksonville CLE
Atlanta at St. Louis ATL
Seattle at New Orleans NO
Tampa Bay at San Francisco TB
Indianapolis at New England NE
New York Giants at Philadelphia PHI
Denver at San Diego SD

I have no idea.

77-67 on the season (meh!) 6-8 last week (boo!)

Chicago at Miami - DOLPHINS. Once again, I'm legally obligated. Although, if the Bears come to play like they did in week 10, it will be tough. DON'T KICK TO DEVIN HESTER!
Detroit at Dallas - LIONS. I know the Cowboys have talent, but I don't yet trust that they know how to handle a win and may implode one more time.
Buffalo at Cincinnati - BILLS. This has to happen. Of course, the Bills only win when I pick against them, so maybe I should go with the Bengals.
Washington at Tennessee - TITANS? Who the heck knows.
Green Bay at Minnesota - PACKERS. I don't foresee anything that would prevent this from happening.
Arizona at Kansas City - CHIEFS. We'd all better hope that the replay system at Arrowhead is functional.
Houston at New York Jets - JETS. I no longer hate the Jets. I am now indifferent toward the Jets.
Oakland at Pittsburgh - RAIDERS. Think it. Be it.
Baltimore at Carolina - RAVENS. Carolina is a trainwreck.
Cleveland at Jacksonville - JAGUARS. No hail mary this week, but increasingly good play from younger skill players.
Atlanta at St. Louis - FALCONS. These dudes is rollin'.
Seattle at New Orleans - SAINTS. Coming off a bye, maybe Bush and Thomas are back, maybe the Seahawks get 10 points. Maybe.
Tampa Bay at San Francisco - BUCS. This isn't wise, because it's an East team going West, but I still think the Bucs are more together than the Niners.
Indianapolis at New England - PATRIOTS. The balance of power is shifting back.
New York Giants at Philadelphia - EAGLES. I can't pick against them right now.
Denver at San Diego - CHARGERS. It's November, so it's time for San Diego to win.

8-6 last week, 83-60 on the season.

Chicago at Miami -- BEARS
Detroit at Dallas -- great, this fucking game. well, i hope it's the lions. it would be nice to see the sacrificial lamb kill the chosen one for once. i choose cowboys, though.
Buffalo at Cincinnati -- cincy, but i kinda think it will be close.
Washington at Tennessee -- titans over the $40 million man
Green Bay at Minnesota -- pack
Arizona at Kansas City -- KC
Houston at New York Jets -- jets are playing poorly lately but they'll win this one
Oakland at Pittsburgh -- steelers. should be a fun game.
Baltimore at Carolina -- lol ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville -- browns (mangini has me believing, though!)
Atlanta at St. Louis -- atl
Seattle at New Orleans -- saints
Tampa Bay at San Francisco -- bucs
Indianapolis at New England -- pats
New York Giants at Philadelphia -- gotta say eagles
Denver at San Diego -- chargers

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=snibbe1/101111&sportCat=nfl

lazily executed piece. ilnfl could do a significantly better job imo.

wow, the Steelers cut Jeff Reed. I didn't realize he'd been so worthless this season.

6-8 last week, 75-69 overall
Chicago at Miami - Miami
Detroit at Dallas - Detroit's gonna break that streak in the terrordome!
Buffalo at Cincinnati - Cinci
Washington at Tennessee - Tennnn
Green Bay at Minnesota - GBay!!!
Arizona at Kansas City - Chiefs
Houston at New York Jets - Come on Houston, shut those pricks up
Oakland at Pittsburgh - Steelers
Baltimore at Carolina - Ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville - Jags
Atlanta at St. Louis - I'm just gonna keep picking falcons for the rest of the season so I'll have something to be happy about if they win
Seattle at New Orleans - Saints!!
Tampa Bay at San Francisco - Bucs
Indianapolis at New England - Peyty or Brady? Brady.
New York Giants at Philadelphia - Iggles
Denver at San Diego - Chargers

6-8//84-60

Chicago at Miami -- fins, somehow i feel
Detroit at Dallas -- lions looked v bad from what i saw vs buff & still havent won a game on the road in 80000 yrs - dallas
Buffalo at Cincinnati -- ill say bills;
Washington at Tennessee -- titans
Green Bay at Minnesota -- vikes
Arizona at Kansas City -- KC
Houston at New York Jets -- jets but if ur betting take the pts imo
Oakland at Pittsburgh -- steelers, tho see above advice also
Baltimore at Carolina -- lol ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville -- j'ville
Atlanta at St. Louis -- GORAMS in a stunner
Seattle at New Orleans -- saints
Tampa Bay at San Francisco -- niners, ugly
Indianapolis at New England -- pats
New York Giants at Philadelphia -- gotta say eagles
Denver at San Diego -- chargers

so basically everyone who picks got shithosed last week yn

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btw this is awful and a little bit hilarious:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5816234

hmm if the kid was tackled then that rules out Eric Wright as a suspect

zing

also i believe accepted ILX phrasing is "kinda lol but mostly sad"

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l132/rpaymaster/dolphinswoowoo.gif

ME IRL

Nice 'stache, Jordan!

I knew last week was going to be screwy.

Last week 7-7, for the year 89-55

Chicago at Miami - Hard to do, but I will take the Bears on the road vs. 3rd stringer QB.
Detroit at Dallas - Cowboys
Buffalo at Cincinnati- neither club is quite as bad as their record. Fitzpatrick will be hyped to beat the club the cut him, but I will still go Bengals.
Washington at Tennessee- Titans have come back to earth of late and the Redskins just got rolled. I'll take the Titans, but not as solid as a month ago.
Green Bay at Minnesota- Packers should win, but you never know...
Arizona at Kansas City- KC has been humbled of late, I'll take 'em in a bounce back.
Houston at New York Jets- Jets should win.
Oakland at Pittsburgh- Steelers but it could be a fugly game.
Baltimore at Carolina- Ravens definitely should win.
Cleveland at Jacksonville- damn...tough game to call, as Jville is sneaking around at 5-4...sorry Brownie, Jags at home.
Atlanta at St. Louis- Falcons should win.
Seattle at New Orleans- Saints should win.
Tampa Bay at San Francisco-How much do I trust the Bucs on the road? I guess the Bucs...but this feels dicey.
Indianapolis at New England- Indy is really banged up and NE looked pretty sharp last week. I'll take the Pats but they have been up and down over the past couple of years.
New York Giants at Philadelphia
Denver at San Diego

Give me the Giants at Philly in an upset.

Give me the Chargers at home vs. the Broncos.

GET EM

Raiders at Steelers... damn I would love if we won but I just dunno. Steelers on the back of embarrassing loss, Tomlin mad face. I shouldn't feel doubtful, but boy do I

YOU HAVE REDUCED OUR TEAM TO NOTHING, YOU SUCK

WHY HAVE THE PLAYERS NOT TURNED INTO THEIR TEAM CARDS!

That might have to be next week's thread title.

It's turn in their team cards...

This is so epic...needs to be on the thread incase people don't check out the Redskins thread.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/11/16/1818408/dc-sportstalk-host-goes-on-one-of-the-most-epic-rants-you-will-ever

I just listened to it and damn. That's some beautiful, raw, heartfelt stuff. Change a few names and that's the Raiders. Shit us real.

Hope the 'Skins hear him, fwiw

Shit is real. Doh, lol

get em

hooray for Brian St. Pierre! delightfully wacky. carolina really couldn't find an actual QB? or did they notice that a massive 50% of his (2) NFL completions have gone for six?

I'm sure he's happy to be playing against Baltimore's D!

I think week 13's thread title should be Get Em

I really hate it when people talGETEMk ovGETEMer somebody like that.

I plan on doing that in meetings every time someone gets heated.

lol, thought I posted something in my sleep again.

lol (GET EM)

there is nothing more annoying than people who hate athletes anyway pouncing on this Vick thing

this beating-dogs-to-death thing or this holy-fuck-what-an-amazing-game thing?

basically it's several cat-ladies-in-training I've sung with in the past who have decided that Vick's animal cruelty makes him irredeemable and why do people like athletes anyway *flounces off to practice baroque aria*

honestly i am never gonna be able to be okay with him (boo hoo he will be up all night) because the dogs involved resemble my own dog and any time i think about someone killing my dog i'm not gonna be able to be cool with that.
I get what you're saying though; it's as if vick gets to stand in strawman for all the couchmushroom beerguzzlin boyfriends of football widows. i still think it's kind of nagl to be like "yeah so he killed some dogs so what lol u mad" in the face of that though.
*flounces off to scrapbook*

not that i necessarily think that's what yer doing, to be clear.

Yeah my mother in law is always "Ooh that Michael Vick is a horrible man" and she barely watches football at all. Like all you have to do is say his name and she's practically covering her ears going 'lalalala'.

I get it. I really, really do. But at the same time I find it a tiny bit tiring.

I'm not doing anything but being annoyed off on the side; I do think that if you do jail time for an act, you shouldn't continue to be punished in the court of public opinion for it. (If you do it again, then you should be punished even harder because you knew what that shit would get you.)

I would tell them that but I really don't want to endure the reaction, which would be nowhere near as measured or understandable as yours and would likely include some "all athletes should be killed" rhetoric.

Yeah I've tried the 'Look, he was punished, he left football, he's doing community work and he's trying to make a new life, doesn't that count?" but it doesn't wash at all. Again, I totally understand, but...

I'm not doing anything but being annoyed off on the side; I do think that if you do jail time for an act, you shouldn't continue to be punished in the court of public opinion for it.

wtf kinda logic is this? would you say the same if he killed somebody?

lol at "punished" in the court of public opinion = some people think you're still a dick. what a severe punishment!

that's wrong also most ppl in this case see killing dogs as more inhumane than killing ppl -- if he was drunk driving & killed someone lots more ppl would be all "oh he made a mistake give him a second chance" etc etc -- in fact there are a few dwi killers across the four major sports that most ppl who seriously hate vick couldn't even name

if he was drunk driving & killed someone lots more ppl would be all "oh he made a mistake give him a second chance
"

this is its own problem!

well yes but they're certainly related

i hate vick and rock a carruth jersey

shut it down, scully.

chargersssss

guys this is not a good game

and yes, hi-fives to richard seymour cos omg who doesn't want to punch big ben in the face

"Meaningless yards mean nothing" is like a zen koan.

why is gruden fronting for favre and http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

hey hatcat master, we need a new hatcat guy, we killed chilly

rothlsbrgr should be the guy

true. hatcat has hobbled three people now. WHO NEXT? Too bad Vince Young went on IR.

ROFFLESBERGER! HATCAT WORK YOUR MAGIC

the problem is that who the hell is gonna type out "roethlisberger"

i love hatcat

just type rufflesburger

ok in fairness we should maybe switch him back to favre, guy is just sucking, not dead/fired

it should apply to every known spelling

http://fucksmegood.com/Funny/car-ramrod.jpg

rotheseburgehergh

"fucksmegood dot com"

omg

i just asked gis to do it for me, i am so ashamed

rivers' accent always throws me because he looks like mike nelson

is anyone still watching espn? what the hell was steve young talking about, how he was like santa claus, and he said, "i'm not gonna put up with this anymore!" is that what santa...does?

I guess that's what the naughty list is for?

IM THE ONE FIGHTING NOT YOU NOT YOU AND NOT YOU GOD THIS IS GOGIN TO BE THE BEST MOVIE

if you're very bad steve young will show up to scream at you

omg there's a hatcat curse... o_O
gotta be roffles next

i think we've chosen cutler

we hate you but we have chosen http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

hooray!

and really, hatcat does look like http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG with his helmet smooshing up his squishy face

the problem is that who the hell is gonna type out "roethlisberger"

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 23, 2010 4:40 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Big Ben"?

yeah that's what i was thinking

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

whoa this is bold new territory for hc

Honestly I think favre is a better call but he's already carried that weight

take the load off chilly and put the load right on favre again imo

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Jeff-Fisher-says-Randy-Moss-victimized-by-incorrect-reads.html

now is prime time for jeff fisher to load up vince young's pockets with all of the team's problems before dropping him out of the window.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ42mdiYu3Q

idgi

udgi

id?ok

apparently he was casting himself as the joker in response to ocho and to styling themselves as batman and robin. one of the more elaborate, and less convincing, t-shirt zings of our time.

back to the drawing board, steve johnson

no wai thats hilar

Yeah, that's more clever than I realized.

apparently he is putting together a shirt for when they play the patriots that features a sick burn on longfellow re the historical inaccuracies of 'paul revere's ride'.

hahah

kudos

think his next t-shirt should be a zing in haiku form, or an acrostic sonnet

i missed the end of this thread but anyone who doesn't recognize stevie johnson as the delightful wit that he is can gtfo