BREAKING: SUPERBOWL CANCELED ON ACCOUNT OF 'NO GOOD TEAMS THIS YEAR' — NFL Week 14

(Also, RIP Dandy Don Meredith: "Turn The Lights Out, Party's Over")

Colts at Titans (TNF)
Browns at Bills
Packers at Lions
Giants at Vikings
Bengals at Steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins
Falcons at Panthers
Raiders at Jaguars
Rams at Saints
Seahawks at 49ers
Dolphins at Jets
Patriots at Bears
Broncos at Cardinals
Chiefs at Chargers
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF)
Ravens at Texans (MNF)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZ3d8KHx2U

no one in the entire fucking world is fondling cardboard fergie cutouts right now

BEP operate on a flawed assumption that people actually want them in any room anywhere when there are no such people and no such room.

or: STFU BLACKEYED PEAS YOU ARE SO ANNOYING I STAB THINGS

That high point will come tonight, when Kerry is to accept his party's nomination in a speech that will frame his candidacy for many Americans, the vast majority of whom polls show still do not know much about the four-term Massachusetts senator.

The hip-hop band Black-Eyed Peas excited the crowd last night with its hit "Let's Get it Started," before delegates cast their official votes during a state-by-state roll call to nominate Kerry for president.

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what isn't shown there is that after catching the ball, benjy just hands it to the ref like "don't mind him, sir"

121-71 on the season, 12-4 last week

Colts at Titans UHHHHHHHHHHHHH Colts?
Browns at Bills Brwns
Packers at Lions Pack
Giants at Vikings Gigantes
Bengals at Steelers PIT
Buccaneers at Redskins BUX
Falcons at Panthers FALCS
Raiders at Jaguars RAIDS
Rams at Saints STS
Seahawks at 49ers 49 ers controversy
Dolphins at Jets Jets
Patriots at Bears Pats
Broncos at Cardinals Broncos
Chiefs at Chargers SD
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) EAG
Ravens at Texans (MNF) RAV

10-6 / 115-77

Colts at Titans - terrible stand alone game, Colts
Browns at Bills - clev
Packers at Lions - gb
Giants at Vikings - favre may b literally killed - nyg
Bengals at Steelers - pitt
Buccaneers at Redskins - bucs
Falcons at Panthers - atl
Raiders at Jaguars - jagwires
Rams at Saints - no
Seahawks at 49ers - sf
Dolphins at Jets - jets
Patriots at Bears - pats
Broncos at Cardinals - lol uh denver
Chiefs at Chargers - CHEFS
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) - dallas i hope
Ravens at Texans (MNF) - baltimore

Albert Haynesworth suspended by the team for 4 games.

Next year?

13-3 last week, 119-72 on the season

Colts at Titans (TNF) -- colts
Browns at Bills -- browns
Packers at Lions -- packers
Giants at Vikings -- giants
Bengals at Steelers -- steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins -- bucs
Falcons at Panthers -- falcons
Raiders at Jaguars -- jags
Rams at Saints -- saints
Seahawks at 49ers -- seahawks
Dolphins at Jets -- jets : /
Patriots at Bears -- pats : (
Broncos at Cardinals -- broncos
Chiefs at Chargers -- chargers
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) -- eagles
Ravens at Texans (MNF) -- ravens

i gotta figure haynesworth is done, right? like who in their right mind would hire him?

i think we're all forgetting something: al/davis

If I was a Redskins player, I'd want to drink myself into oblivion too.

Colts at Titans (TNF) -- colts
Browns at Bills -- browns
Packers at Lions -- packers
Giants at Vikings -- giants
Bengals at Steelers -- steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins -- bucs
Falcons at Panthers -- falcons
Raiders at Jaguars -- DE RAAYYDERGGHHH!
Rams at Saints -- saints
Seahawks at 49ers -- seahawks
Dolphins at Jets -- jets
Patriots at Bears -- pats
Broncos at Cardinals -- broncos
Chiefs at Chargers -- chiefs
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) -- eagles
Ravens at Texans (MNF) -- ravens

I would not want to be anyone playing Baltimore for the next four weeks. They are pissed off, relatively healthy, and need to win all of their games to ensure a playoff berth. I weep for opposing players. Terrel Suggs may kill someone within the next four games.

11-5 last week, 113-79 on the year

Colts at Titans (TNF) - Colts, I guess?
Browns at Bills - I think I put the Bills down in pick'em, but I already don't remember. I may end up going Browns here.
Packers at Lions - Your 1929 Acme Packers!
Giants at Vikings - Giants
Bengals at Steelers - Steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins - Bucs
Falcons at Panthers - Falcons
Raiders at Jaguars - Jags
Rams at Saints - Saints
Seahawks at 49ers - Seahawks
Dolphins at Jets - Jets (I know I'm obligated, as I always say, to pick the Dolphins, but it's week 14 now...eff that)
Patriots at Bears - Pats
Broncos at Cardinals - Broncos
Chiefs at Chargers - Chargers
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) - Eagles
Ravens at Texans (MNF) - Ravens

I have thought of this picture every day since it was first published:

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/17976/SB-Haynesworth-R_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg

i gotta figure haynesworth is done, right? like who in their right mind would hire him?

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 8:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

His talent level is sooo high though. It's not like he's washed up, just crazy.

I say....

BENGALS!

someone will give that guy a job instantly

What high-profile NFL crazies have been worth the gamble?

Clearly.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/haynesworthchin1010.gif

i think T.O. has set the precedent that some team will put up w/ your shit as long as you're still productive

he probably screwed himself out of some major money, but he's not gonna be in the UFL next year or something

Last week still rolling 13-3, 128-64 for the year.

Colts at Titans (TNF) - I'm taking the Colts to win, as this is a must win.
Browns at Bills- I'm taking the Browns, but I could believe a let down in Buffalo.
Packers at Lions- Packers should win.
Giants at Vikings- I'll take the Giants, but if they turn over the ball, I'd believe the Vikings could give them a game.
Bengals at Steelers- Steelers are getting really nicked up, but the Bengals are the land of the lost.
Buccaneers at Redskins- Bucs but this could be a trap game even with Washington being a bit of a clown franchise.
Falcons at Panthers- Falcons need the win and should not let down to these guys.
Raiders at Jaguars- Kind of a BIG game, which is something you would not figure for an Oaktown/J-ville week 14 game. I'll take the Jags, but if they turn the ball over a couple of times, it could be interesting. I'd maybe go with Oaktown a bit more but they are in the lower half of the league in giving up rushing yards.
Rams at Saints- Saints should win, but the Rams might make it interesting.
Seahawks at 49ers- Someone is going to win the NFC West, winning this game would help either club. Seattle kind of sucks, but they win this one they are going to take the 'lead' in the division. Good luck to the team that wins the west playing some 12-4 club that doesnt.
Dolphins at Jets- Jets need to bounce back. If they flop, I could see them sliding off the table.
Patriots at Bears- Damn I hope the Bears win, really I hope they take the Pats OUT, but c'mon, logic says take the Pats.
Broncos at Cardinals- Who knows...I guess the Broncos are not going to be playing a 4th string QB, so I'll take Denver.
Chiefs at Chargers- I like the Chiefs, but I figure the Chargers bounce back and smack them down.
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF)- Eagles but this will be a better game than you might have figured a month ago.
Ravens at Texans (MNF)- Ravens are going to pound them.

If Fisher is still coaching the Titans, I would not be suprised at all Hanesworth ends up back in Nashville. There was talk of them getting Washington to eat the deal earlier and send him back again.

What high-profile NFL crazies have been worth the gamble?

― pixel farmer, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 10:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

Charles Haley

The svelte Hayneworth.

If Fisher is still coaching the Titans, I would not be suprised at all Hanesworth ends up back in Nashville. There was talk of them getting Washington to eat the deal earlier and send him back again.

For a brief sec, I thought you meant they were going to trade Nate Washington for Haynesworth.

They should have never signed the guy to that much cash, considering the background...but that is the Redskins fault. When Shanahan was hired and they were going to run a 3-4 and not need a huge DT, they should have just dealt him last summer. Now they pretty much have corroded any value he might have had and more likely than not are going to end up having to pay him most of the money that is owed. The dude is a bit nuts, but hey the dude also had his brother die also in the middle of all this BS.

I'm sure a guy like Hanesworth would probably be fine playing for the Ravens, as they run that kind of 4-3 and have that kind of macho shit defense that he might thrive within. Thing is that B-more isn't stupid on the money, so to deal him there, Washington would have had to ate a big part of the contract. No matter what, they still are going to have to pay. Bucs made a big deal on k-shawn, but as the guy likes to remind on the football shows every now and then, Tampa ended up having to pay him.

It's lame he lied down on his club, but some of these guys are pretty damaged and when they get into the wrong situation, they just shut down. I don't doubt that Hanesworth gets into a place where he feels comfortable, all the sudden the dude might be a beastly DT again. DT seem to have hang around a bit longer than some positions anyway, age wise.

i can't imagine they're dumping Fisher. Young, sure. And i get the impression Haynesworth left scorched earth based on nashville press at the time? Maybe i misremember?

i am calling bears win at soldier field. brady's run of passes without any ints comes to an end with multi-pick meltdown. bookmark this shit folks.

Are you trying to use reverse psychology on the universal order?

That way lies madness, Roberto...

this is kind of incredibly amazing

Outside linebacker Tamba Hali, whose sack output has risen from 8.5 in a full season last year to 10 so far this year, attributes the sack gain to Joe Kim, a Taekwondo instructor retained by the Chiefs to work on martial-arts moves the defenders can do to keep offensive hands off them as they try to rush. That, plus speed. On Sunday, Hali beat one of the best left tackles in football, Ryan Clady, around the corner to strip-sack Kyle Orton and recover the ball.

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― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:01 AM (Yesterday)

my roomate is good friends with this kid!! ^_^

I cannot believe the Bears are 9-3. There was serious talk last month about whether or not they were one of the worst teams to ever start 5-3. Some Bears thought the team would probably end up 7-9 despite a hot start, which included a bunch of close victories and wins vs. teams that were completely dysfunctional. They seem to have gotten all the breaks so far this season...now suddenly they are playing well. http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg actually looks like who the Bears thought they were. The Week 17 game at Lambeau should be epic. And despite being a Packer fan, I find myself liking them somehow. http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg is just too entertaining to watch. As bad as he can be he is one hell of a tough cookie. He's probably taken twice as many pulverizing hits as your average starting QB.

http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg is just too entertaining to watch.

hey everyone, happy "colts place bob sanders on IR day" 2010

go out and celebrate tonight by tearing a tendon in your arm

haha

Thing with the Bears is that the problems have been with the offense, their defense and special teams are both really top notch.

tbh it is usually a bit sunnier and warmer on "colts place bob sanders on IR day"

I saw today that Dominick Rhodes is back this week with the Colts for the third time.

@nyjets
Coach Ryan took the Jets outside this morning and literally buried a game ball from Pats game.

h

he also buried "some goddamn snacks" according to onlookers

im watching pregame on nfln - they just cut to millen and theismann to talk about some of the game's storylines and there was just silence and then suddenly you heard Larry and Curly whispering to each other 'are we supposed to talk' 'i guess we're supposed to talk' then quickly cuts back to eisen going 'uhhh' - bodes well for the rest of the night i feel

well that's just great...

Colts at Titans (TNF) - colts
Browns at Bills - bills
Packers at Lions - packers
Giants at Vikings - giants
Bengals at Steelers - steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins - skins
Falcons at Panthers - falcons
Raiders at Jaguars - jags
Rams at Saints - saints
Seahawks at 49ers - niners
Dolphins at Jets - jets
Patriots at Bears - pats
Broncos at Cardinals - broncos
Chiefs at Chargers - bolts
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) - boys
Ravens at Texans (MNF) - ravens

12-4 last week, 114-78 overall

im in a pickem pool using spreads also and the split of ppl picking this game is 199-22 colts -3.5; cant ever remember a game w/ a split like that ... which means of course tenn will win or at least only lose by 3

?!

Are those Browns uniforms on the table?

if they aren't they should be

If playoffs started today, you'd have defending Super Bowl champs New Orleans (10-3) playing AT St. Louis (6-7).

u_u

rooting hard for Tavaris Jackson tonight

Hoping Texans lose tonight for wearing their all-reds. Ugliest shit in the league.

Giants have to lose tonight. I'm already disgusted by this, "They spent this crazy weekend playing cards and just getting to know each other as guys" storyline. If they win and suddenly "have the huge momentum of their difficult week away from home which they hard fought won" storylines it'll be too much to bear. ("they won against the vikings shiny incredible new qb tarvaris lolhatcat jackson")

hahaha who just saw karlos dansby's interview from yesterday where he said re the strength coach "c'mon man. that needs to be on monday night, freeze frame that. c'mon man."

they showed it during c'mon man

fyi for those not watching, this giants/vikings game is terrible. i think there have been so many commercial breaks that they're not even desperately trying to grab a commercial break when teams call timeouts

oh my god tarvaris jackson is the worst qb ever

dear refs, plz stop throwing foul flags until this game picks up a little

these red uniforms the titans are wearing make them look like miners (engineers?) from some generic sci-fi videogame universe

Ugliest shit in the league.
^^^^

i'm not sure if chuckie gets more glee out of anything than saying "JERK route"

otm upthread, the Texan all-red uniform is a nightmare. They look like bobsledders

THIS GUY derrick mason

jason allen is a disaster

derek mason is ageless

ha, I thought Mason's foot got hit, but he just jumped right out of his own shoe

lol @ chucky <3 the U

that was hilarious & kinda bizarre -- tirico sorta made a crack about him being "up on his canes history"

THIS GUY CUNDIFF

even cundiff gets a THIS GUY

dam @

B. Jacobs 14 116 8.3
A. Bradshaw 11 103 9.4

That drop by Ford in the end zone... bring that shit in, dont wait for it to bounce off yr numbers, dude

haha chuckie's opinion on challenges has been so funny recently

"ah what the hell, just overturn it. give it to em."

god the texans are such garbage

wow

ok they are actually showing some heart and getting back into this thing

O_O houston

CMON MAN

double wow

this game!

wow wow wow

C'MON MAN

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2194/happy44tirico.jpg

go texans!

ahahahaaha WAHT

brutal

C'MON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god why do texans fans exist

Oh shit..

omg Favre is wearing a camo ballcap with a camo "4" on the front.

http://www.officialbrettfavre.com/fan_store/category_vikings_memorabilia/product_e7a41674c1fe/

Would I ever wear a Snuggie? Yes ... but never in public. - Jerome Bettis

Rot in hell, Joe Buck.

Is this about something in particular, or just a general (and widely shared) sentiment?

lolz @ chargers punt kicker taking a hit & seeming to hang 4ever perfectly vertical on his head