"4th and long, and the viewers have chosen 'Strap the Ball to a Rabid Bear'" — NFL WEEK 16

Panthers at Steelers (TNF)
Cowboys at Cardinals (XMAS DAY)
Patriots at Bills
Jets at Bears
Ravens at Browns
Titans at Chiefs
49ers at Rams
Lions at Dolphins
Redskins at Jaguars
Texans at Broncos
Colts at Raiders
Bengals at Chargers
Seahawks at Buccaneers
Giants at Packers
Vikings at Eagles (SNF)
Saints at Falcons (MNF)

An incredibly deflating 7-9 last week, 131-93 on the year. ;_;

Panthers at Steelers (TNF) - Steelers, right? C'MON MAN
Cowboys at Cardinals (XMAS DAY) - Cowboys
Patriots at Bills - Pats
Jets at Bears - Bears
Ravens at Browns - Ravens
Titans at Chiefs - Chiefs
49ers at Rams - Rams
Lions at Dolphins - Lions? I'm goin' for it.
Redskins at Jaguars - Jags
Texans at Broncos - Broncos, I guess.
Colts at Raiders - Colts
Bengals at Chargers - Chargers
Seahawks at Buccaneers - Bucs
Giants at Packers - Giants
Vikings at Eagles (SNF) - Eagles
Saints at Falcons (MNF) - Falcons

9-7 last week, 139-84 on the year

Panthers at Steelers (TNF) - steelers
Cowboys at Cardinals (XMAS DAY) - cowboys : /
Patriots at Bills - pats
Jets at Bears - bears
Ravens at Browns - ravens
Titans at Chiefs - chiefs
49ers at Rams - rams
Lions at Dolphins - dolphins
Redskins at Jaguars - jags
Texans at Broncos - broncos
Colts at Raiders - colts
Bengals at Chargers - chargers
Seahawks at Buccaneers - bucs
Giants at Packers - giants
Vikings at Eagles (SNF) - eagles
Saints at Falcons (MNF) - falcons

lol @ thread title

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforgett-2.jpg

sexy mature MILF feet.avi

Every week's thread title this season has set a new bar of awesome imo

8-8, 134-91

Panthers at Steelers (TNF) - steelers
Cowboys at Cardinals (XMAS DAY) - cowboys
Patriots at Bills - pats
Jets at Bears - jets
Ravens at Browns - ravens
Titans at Chiefs - chiefs
49ers at Rams - rams
Lions at Dolphins - back to back road games in florida in december is nice, LIONS
Redskins at Jaguars - jags
Texans at Broncos - txns
Colts at Raiders - OAKLAND
Bengals at Chargers - chargers
Seahawks at Buccaneers - bucs
Giants at Packers - giants
Vikings at Eagles (SNF) - eagles
Saints at Falcons (MNF) - falcons

J0r alluded to it but since it hasnt been getting any discussion on here:

http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos

rex ryan's wife is a fetish model who goes by "ihaveprettyfeet"

was gonna say--are we too classy to talk about this?

Can we talk about how she's a liar, because her feet seem kind of fugly?

well here's a direction i didn't want this thread to go in

oh okay, just one:
the sgt. hatred = rex ryan line writes itself

btw lol @ Deadspin's full-on dissertation on this ending with "but don't judge or talk about her"

They don't call him Sexy Rexy for nothin'.

lol the 49ers are starting Troy Smith this week.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

i love that the niners could possibly win their division without going over 500 and without having a starting qb

while the raiders could be the first team to go 6-0 in div & miss the playoffs!

;_;

Last week 9-7, for the year 148-76

Panthers at Steelers (TNF) - Steelers
Cowboys at Cardinals (XMAS DAY) - Cowboys
Patriots at Bills - Pats
Jets at Bears - probably a good game, I'll go with the Bears
Ravens at Browns - Ravens, Browns kind of fell off a bit in the second half (QB injuries or play?)
Titans at Chiefs - Chiefs but I don't think the Titans will lay down at all.
49ers at Rams - Hopefully the Rams
Lions at Dolphins - can't take Detroit to win 2 in a row on the road, give me the Phins.
Redskins at Jaguars - Jags but man overall they have given up a crap load of points for the year.
Texans at Broncos - who knows about either of these clubs...I'd think the Texans.
Colts at Raiders - Colts. Indy rarely if ever plays the Raiders. I can only remembering them playing them once back the year Gannon won the MVP. Probably has happened again, but I don't remember it.
Bengals at Chargers - Chargers, but I kind of hope the Bengals knock 'em off now that TO is done for the year.
Seahawks at Buccaneers - Bucs had a huge let down last week. Seahawks have gotten absolutely clobbered a few times and I could believe it is going to happen again this week.
Giants at Packers - damn hard game to pick. I'll take the Pack working on the idea that Rogers is starting.
Vikings at Eagles (SNF) - Eagles should prevail.
Saints at Falcons (MNF) - rough game to pick. Falcons are good and tough at home, but give me the Saints to muss up their hair and knock em off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVRXFPsA3T

http://pd.patriots.com/20101222_pt2_download.mp4

there is a little bit of footage at the end of this of NE practicing squib kick returns with dan connolly. it seems crazy to me that they can have enough time in training to practice this kind of niche thing.

some thoughts on austin collie's series of concussions
http://theconcussionblog.com/2010/12/19/austin-collie-debrief/#more-1550

NY Media can't get enough of this
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/footlickerrex.jpg

KERNING PLEASE!

I was gonna say

"I'd be interested in seeing my wife's feet if I couldn't see my own" - the standard in Rex Ryan jokes atm.

cue all footlong jokes NOW

Tom Waddle of the NFL Network and former Bear's career was cut short by concussions. That dude was pretty fearless going across the middle and took some massive hits.

ban carolina

daria otm. this franchise should be revoked.

fucking massacre

steve smith to a better team plz

theisman: "he bought a refrigerator for the OL room like you all have in your kitchen - that's unheard of! thats what marcus pouncey brings"

this game is terrible i am working myself into a furious rage just for something to do. FUCK THE FUCKING NFL FOR PUTTING THIS CUNTING FECES ON GODDAMN FUCKING TV ON GODDAMN THURSDAY NIGHT AT FUCKING CHRISTMAS WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY SANTAS BAD LIST FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I AM COMING FOR YOU AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL CUT YOU OPEN WITH MY CAR KEYS AND TEAR OUT YOUR SHIT FILLED INTESTINES AND DECORATE MY FUCKING TREE WITH THEM

j/k i don't drive

attack of the the carolina panthers

THEY JUST DON'T CARE

you'll just ruin your tree, roberto

GET EM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/shakes_no.gif

140-84 on the season, 8-8 last week
Panthers at Steelers (TNF) - steelers
Cowboys at Cardinals (XMAS DAY) - cowboys
Patriots at Bills - pats
Jets at Bears - Bears
Ravens at Browns - ravens
Titans at Chiefs - chiefs
49ers at Rams - rams
Lions at Dolphins - back to back road games in florida in december is nice, LIONS
Redskins at Jaguars - jags
Texans at Broncos - txns
Colts at Raiders - OAKLAND
Bengals at Chargers - chargers
Seahawks at Buccaneers - bucs
Giants at Packers - giants
Vikings at Eagles (SNF) - eagles
Saints at Falcons (MNF) - falcons

paging r spiralli: are you in the area on the 26th? feels like a good day to watch some football.

Cowboys v. Cardinals is going to be a brutal Christmas game, ugh.

LMAO http://deadspin.com/5716038/the-greatest-letter-ever-printed-on-nfl-team-letterhead

cad - unfortunately i'm on long island, i.e. deep in enemy territory, but playoff watching will be a must.

that is the greatest letter ever.

i wish i had authored it tbh.

so cowboys and cardinals huh

I'm watching Florida high school finals (Plant vs. Aquinas). Better football imo.

Just looked at the score. What the hell is goin on in Arizona?

jon kitna is playing qb for the other team

this game is obama's fault imo

look, Jackson is out -- Reid is ready to win it

vick is getting beat up, damn

brent celek show

go for it lets go

whew

shady is the only superstar showing up tonight

i swear we must lead the league in 1st & goals from the 10 yd line

hooooo shit what a cut!!!!!

that was absurd

philly fans freaking out in iggles chatroom on philly.com but you know if iggles win tonight everyone will remember the 10 yard QB draw TD and not the 3 other quarters of poor play

man when i was like 10-11 yrs old my favorite thing to do was chat on AOL nfl chatrooms

wtf akers

on sundays i mean

lol at an 11 year old k3vin

hanging out on philly.com sports chatrooms is like shooting poison into your veins

omg rofl @ brett favre montage over "the wrestler"

let us have no more springsteen montage stuff ok

xp lol

me too kevin but i was chilling in DBZ chat rooms

i don't know late period boss for dick, is that what the song was?? christ

i really like that song actually haha

x_x @ reid_confused_face.jpg after the defensive timeout

"thought i was supposed to waste those?"

joe
webb

damn nice pass

can they stop giving peterson the outside, fuck

a pete is still so thrilling at times

"boy... *pistol sound*"

welp

just really disappointing

what the hell was the umpire doing there

sorry am late to thread with this but RARRR they play Brooce over Favre montage? I was yelling at the TV saying to Mr Veg "GODDAMMIT IS THAT THE WRESTLER" and Mr Veg is all "I dunno, I couldn't hear over the yelling at the TV" ;_;

guess who's not winning mvp

punting???

heartbreaking

hey we've been stopping the run so well

nothing is working tnite

except shady really

excellent spot retard

some timeouts would be p handy right now andy

^

DIE FUCK YOU

oh he was down anyway

good job, eagirls

okay I didn't watch this game but lol

I don't love Joe Webb as much as Collinsworth does (he wants to have his babies), but it's clear the dude was the Vikes' best qb asset all season and barely saw any playing time until the other LOLQBS were knocked out. Good job, Minnesota!

(guilty feminist laugh at EAGIRLS)

haha totally

lol TamTam

Again, shared 'the internet' with Madre re Eagirls - she laughed, cigarette fell out of her mouth.

Joe Webb had one good game, guys.

how did nobody comment on jaws tentative attempt to christen "Joe Webb... Spiderman"

found this kind of amusing:

http://www.zap2it.com/tv/ratings/zap-weekly-ratings,0,7508066.htmlstory

ppl like their football, even if it is http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png/Rams