2011 NFL PREDICTATRON

- michael vick will break his leg

you dick, why would you say "you can start the thread if you like", then start it yourself one minute later

lol idk

predict: i will long for the days of the lockout the way the league falls over itself 2 commemorate 9/11 week 1

The New York Giants will visit the Washington Redskins on September 11, 2011—the first Sunday of the regular season—to commemorate the tenth anniversary of the September 11 attacks (both Washington, D.C. and New York City were targeted in the attacks), as well as the first such anniversary since the killing of Osama bin Laden.[35] Due to the close proximity of Baltimore with Washington, D.C. as well as the close proximity of Pittsburgh with the site where United Airlines Flight 93 crashed on 9/11, the Pittsburgh Steelers will play the archrival Baltimore Ravens at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. It marks the first time the two teams played in a season-opening game since 2000, as their heated rivalry usually prompts their games to be scheduled later in the season. There had been some speculation that the Giants and their same-city rival, the New York Jets, could have played each other that day, since the two were scheduled to play each other in 2011; the Jets will be the designated home team at the New Meadowlands Stadium in the match-up which has been predetermined due to the NFL's scheduling formula.[36] However, the Jets will instead host the Dallas Cowboys (the team most commonly associated with the nickname "America's Team") on Sunday Night Football.[37]

"bin laden's head will be painted onto the football and every field goal will be accompanied by a burning of the koran"

- michael vick will break his leg

― J0rdan S., Friday, August 5, 2011 2:14 PM (7 hours ago)

fuck you