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vote based on whatever parameters, statistics, dreaminess factors you desire.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
ryan 4
stafford 4
flynn 2
cassell 1
hasselbeck 0
leinart 0
moore 0
schaub 0


omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.rodneyohebsion.com/nfl-matt.htm

johnny crunch, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

have to vote ryan, hass is the one i'd most want to hang with though

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Stafford.

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.pyromaniac.com/system/images/161/big/matt-hasselbeck.png?1313463819

omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

most matt of these matts: cassell

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Muhammad Hasselbeck is like my dream QB name

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

in full disclosure I voted Matt Flynn because A) I am a homer and B) he is the best QB of the lot and C) he resembles another famous Matt (Damon)

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

really, it didn't even take long to Google this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-sowa9IPRvU/TCTTsWP1OAI/AAAAAAAAAZs/axSAfKHxBM4/s400/Matt+Flynn+Matt+Damon.jpg

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

he does look like unfrozen caveman matt damon

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

cross between matty damon and this dude

http://www.duckydoestv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nup_111711_0201.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

I believe Stafford will be a top 5 QB. I have no explanation for what happened last Sunday.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

Has Matt Ryan kind of peaked? His rookie year you would have thought the guy was the next coming of Peyton Manning. He's not bad...but he hasn't really seemed to get 'that' much better.

earlnash, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah everyone is giving up on the whole Matty Ice thing, with good reason.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 November 2011 12:21 (thirteen years ago)

id like to think the Packers stripped him of that title

frogbs, Friday, 18 November 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

the packers can suck dicks in hell

i never saw matty (or as my friend calls him, shitty lice, or sharty lice) as a future manning. i dont know if hes peaked, remember that eli didnt break out until his fifth season, but its looking less & less likely that hes gonna make a huge leap. i still believe in him but he has struggled this year for a bunch of reasons, some of them his fault and some not. i think the biggest thing holding him back is erratic intermediate accuracy. everything else can be worked on. and i mean, even in a year where he's struggling he's still 10th in DYAR and 11th in DVOA, which is the kind of 'struggling' i'll always be happy to take

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

that AirTran commercial is kinda funny, like how does a teenager take off your shirt in an airplane without you waking up, and why is your first reaction to go to the bathroom and ask the flight attendant as though you may have just "left it in there"

frogbs, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

Matt Flynn should have played both the Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg roles in The Departed imo

virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'm still a matty ice believer

yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

C/ATT	YDS	AVG	TD	INT	NFL RATING
M. Flynn 31/44 480 10.9 6 1 136.4

johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 January 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

rodgers exposed as a system QB

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 2 January 2012 08:33 (thirteen years ago)

dece game

lag∞n, Monday, 2 January 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

So has Matt Moore shown enough to the Dolphins to go with him as the starter for next year?

They seem to have the pieces in place to really turn good quick, as the defense is solid and they have a couple of decent skills players.

earlnash, Monday, 2 January 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

A smart draft day and I think the Fins could be in good shape for next year. I like Matt Moore. I liked him at Carolina, even. He just took some time to get where he is.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 January 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

this is some kind of bizarre plot imo. all of the above Matts remain in play in one way or another, and here are the additional Matt QBs added to the list since this thread was started:

matt barkley (eagles)
matthew mcgloin (raiders)
matt simms (jets)
matt scott (jaguars, practice squad)
matt blanchard (panthers, practice squad)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago)


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