Tebow goes to...

I'm taking Jacksonville with 90% probability.

Miami or backing up Manning, I think.

I'm voting JAX too but honestly, who knows with this league

taking his talent...elsewhere. anywhere, plz. (and i will watch, because it is compelling and lol).

obv i want him gone, but externalities aside, would he be a great backup to manning? no backup will be able to run mannings offense really, and here you have a dude who loves the ball in his hands, trusts his feet, and will go out there and run around and through ppl.

I think Manning might not be too thrilled about having Tebow hanging around, and ultimately if that's the case then Tebow is gone or else Manning wouldn't have agreed.

solid poll, frogbs

think he goes in a cave now, for three days? so oakland?

jacksonville seems.... too obvious, i feel like things just never work out exactly as they would seem.

i feel like maybe the dolphins would have interest but i also think they're aware that they'd be seen as utterly desperate if they traded for him, and as such they may just lay off of him

so i voted cleveland... which makes very little sense but he's not too dissimilar to mccoy? feel like they'd just draft another QB instead, but i don't know.

staying to back up manning makes some sense cuz you'd have to be a complete fool not to have a serious back up for a guy coming off of SPINAL FUSION SURGERY, but i don't think they would want to deal w/ the controversy, even tho you know tebow would be a foot soldier

contemplating tebow's future always involves some magical thinking poly xpost

if jacksonville can get him for a four or something, they should do it -- aside from the ramifications of tebow going back to north florida, gabbert was an absolute utter disaster last year

gabbert SUUUUUX, i have to magically think jax is the place

well we've seen what happens when you put Tebow in a regular offense built around a good passer. what's interesting about this (and bad for Tebow, obviously) is that you kinda have to change your whole offense to accomodate his "skills", which is why I don't think he'd be a good backup for Manning at all

gabbert is the worst rookie qb i've ever seen outside of jimmy clausen

granted jax's WRs last year would've embarrassed an arena football team but....

well i think the thing w/ tebow is that everyone in denver is a holdover from last year, so i guess they could probably go back to something resembling the tebow offense in a pinch

miami imo

I don't really see Denver practicing two offenses, but you never know. If he stays I'd think he would get used in some TE sets or occasionally be used as a fullback? I dunno Denver really has the possibility to do some goofy things offensively now but I'm not sure if they'll want to, especially if Jacksonville is going to offer them a 3rd or 4th for him

broncos line already has big enough challenge learning how to pass block tbh

i think they'll trade him just bcuz the media frenzy of having tebow AND peyton at the same training camp would be totally suffocating

miami's the best possible destination because you get to enjoy a full season of tebowmania but also get that #1 pick at the end of it to draft barkley.

denver already calling around, supposedly

Why does everyone think Matt Barkley is the obvy #1 qb pick in 2013? I mean, I get why. But WHY?

because QB is the most important position and matt barkley is the best college nfl-style QB

Barkley put up big numbers in a shitty year for the Pac-10, but then again so did Luck.

Oakland would be fucking hilarious.

seems a lot more likely if Al Davis were alive, but yeah I can see it

there's literally 0% chance he goes to oakland -- b/w palmer and pryor they've already given up three high draft picks for QBs, there's no way they're giving up anything for tebow

i think they have the least amount of draft picks in the league over the next two seasons

Oakland would be fucking hilarious.

Tebow going to the Jets would be only slightly less hilarious ... should that happen, though, and if you hear of a large explosion somewhere in northern NJ that day it will be exploding in rage.

can we talk more about tim tebow going to the JETS

is there anything more ripe for comedy than a sanchize + tebow combo?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Turner_and_hooch_poster.jpg/220px-Turner_and_hooch_poster.jpg

Yeah, its gotta be the Jets. That would be incredible. This could rival the Kotite years for hilarity.

Breaking news: Ny Jets have just traded a 4th round pick for Tim Tebow

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^^^^^^^^

*eisbaer commits seppaku*

thank you football gods

omg amazing

i didn't include New York on the list because they just re-signed the Sanchize, but holy hell!??!

two-headed monster offense imo; let's get imaginative

oh woowwwwwww this is so fucked

THIS IS INSANE.

Also, John Elway must really HATE Tim Tebow.

maybe tebow will room with me

ny media sharpening knives, fans freaking, christians weeping, oh the depravity of it all

well, guess I screwed up the poll

btw I bet the Jets are pissed about not having Randy Moss right now. Ochocinco's probably available

don't forget TO
also antoine walker

my head hurts my feet stink and i hate tim tebow.

god this is going to be THE BEST :)

this is the greatest thing ever

That could just be that red Crimson Tide neck coming out of Namath (inbetween cocktails) too.

true

sometimes I think Namath doesn't want anybody to play QB in NY

though arguably nobody has in several decades anyway....

i was just pleased to hear that namath had been consulted by the media

rip ken o'brien

vinnie and chad were a gas for a short while, anyway.

don't forget Ray Lucas' short substitute run!

and now Browning Nagle has some real competition for Worst Jets Quarterback Ever.

lol @ this list for multiple reasons:

List of New York Jets starting quarterbacks
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
These quarterbacks have started for the National Football League's New York Jets. They are listed in order of the date of each player's first start at quarterback for the Jets.
[edit]Regular season

List of all New York Jets starting quarterbacks The number of games they started during the season is listed to the right:

Season(s) Quarterback(s)

2012 Tim Tebow (N/A)
2011 Mark Sanchez (12)
2010 Mark Sanchez (16)
2009 Mark Sanchez (15) / Kellen Clemens (1)
2008 Brett Favre (16)
2007 Chad Pennington (8) / Kellen Clemens (8)
2006 Chad Pennington (16)
2005 Brooks Bollinger (9) / Vinny Testaverde (4) / Chad Pennington (3)
2004 Chad Pennington (13) / Quincy Carter (3)
2003 Chad Pennington (9) / Vinny Testaverde (7)
2002 Chad Pennington (12) / Vinny Testaverde (4)
2001 Vinny Testaverde (16)
2000 Vinny Testaverde (16)
1999 Ray Lucas (9) / Rick Mirer (6) / Vinny Testaverde (1)
1998 Vinny Testaverde (13) / Glenn Foley (3)
1997 Neil O'Donnell (14) / Glenn Foley (2)
1996 Frank Reich (7) / Neil O'Donnell (6) / Glenn Foley (3)
1995 Boomer Esiason (12) / Bubby Brister (4)
1994 Boomer Esiason (14) / Jack Trudeau (2)
1993 Boomer Esiason (16)
1992 Browning Nagle (13) / Ken O'Brien (3)

lol, starting 2012

o shit i almost forgot that we had Bubby Brister and Glenn "Toilet Bowl" Foley at one point.

never forget browning 'version' nagle

lol i didn't even know walter 'bubby' brister was ever a jet

i remember wesley walker on 3-2-1 contact tho

well, the jets shafted Chad Pennington in a similar manner too ... threw him overboard for 2008's shiny off-season object Bret Favre ... although in Chad's case his career really WAS near an end.

so this is SOP for the Jets. dunno why Sanchez expected any better.

Jenny Vrentas ‏
Tebow said he "didn't have any" power to decide where he went. #nyj

oh

yeah but brett favre is a hall of fame qb

i mean i welcome the shafting of mark sanchez, but for this?

mark sanchez sucks, also the jets have an irrational belief in him per their extension of him, so they're not shafting him

sanchez must feel like he's watching his wife flirt w/the new gardener

albeit a gardener missing a few thumbs and part of his head

mark sanchez sucks, but he's 'led his team' to two afc championships, which is a good bit more than tebow has done

championship games, of course

sanchez is never going to be a top nfl qb, tebow is never gonna be an nfl qb

ESPN will still find ways to attribute victories to Tebow even if he doesn't take a snap or appear on the field at all next year

while i'm not blown away by sanchez at this point, i'd be willing to give him another year or two before totally throwing him to the wolves. that, of course, depended on the Jets not being a Mickey Mouse operation and as the day's events have clearly shown (shit, as the past several decades have shown) the Jets are just a Mickey Mouse operation.

so did the nfl engineer tebowmania to run wild on the very same day that bounty punishments were issued y/n

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=dw-wetzel_tim_tebow_good_fit_jets_032112

“Tony likes to use the wildcat, and Rex is a big proponent because of how hard it is to defend a good one,” a source said.

“[Why] bring Tebow in when we need to bring in more weapons for Mark Sanchez?” cornerback Antonio Cromartie tweeted after news of the trade broke on Wednesday. “Let’s build the team around him.”

Where else would a defensive back feel comfortable blasting a fresh-off-the-presses trade? Cromartie didn’t realize that Tebow is every bit another weapon for Sanchez, even if it means he’s taking some snaps when Sanchez isn’t on the field.

A change-of-pace offensive package, and a 6-4, 240-pound bull to run it, shakes up the Jets offense and makes it easier for Sanchez to operate. It also should help put points on the board.

“What we’ve become is a diverse, dynamic offense that’s going to make it more difficult for opposing defenses to defend,” Tannenbaum said Wednesday night.

And if Tebow’s arrival, complete with his nation of devotees, puts a little pressure on Sanchez, maybe makes him look over his shoulder a bit, then that’s a positive, too. Tebow wasn’t acquired to be the starter in New York, but his presence creates the illusion of a contest.

The jury remains out on the USC product. He has done some great things – winning four road playoff games, showing poise beyond his years and displaying a canny ability to lead late-game comebacks.

Tebow may not fit into the “let’s get a [expletive] snack” franchise at first glance, but that’s mostly because he is unlikely to seek out the spotlight. Even during his magical run as a starter in Denver he rarely did more than one media session per week and spent his time concentrating on game plans, not sideshows.

"let's get a shit snack"

i just sort of like the idea of a poised mark sanchez and a humble, not-gonna-draw-attention-to-myself tim tebow playing selflessly together, this could be a pretty good match. #newdynasty

Drew Stanton is looking to get out of there, it appears. Claims he was PROMISED a #2 status!

yeah, the unexpected butthurt drew stanton layer is really the cherry on top

1. Double-headed Tebow/Sanchez beast
2. Drew Stanton

What's the problem?

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Tebow-Time-Tattoo.jpg

lol!

that's a... leg?

Alex Rodriguez must be so aroused right now

Pretty sure I just heard Rex Ryan on ESPN say "opponents will have to spend a lot of time preparing for our wildcat packages which will give them less time to prepare for our based offense, if you will"

jesus on my dick like i'm tebow

based god as OC is 1 of the only ways i could possibly envision being a jets fan

I definitely do like the fact that the Jets are bound to try some crazy shenanigans with Tebow but ultimately I feel like Tebowmania is dead

it's not even in dsm-v any more

On Ryan’s rough language:

“How did I know I was going to get asked about this? I have so much respect for Coach Ryan.” (chuckling even louder). Read more…

The guy has been around locker rooms and played football forever. If you think Rex Ryan is the only guy in football that swears....

tbf to tebow, the reports are that the guy is seen as likeable and a good "team player" -- which in his case probably means that he probably doesn't get all preachy when his team-mates and coaches get all potty-mouthed and he probably doesn't shove Chick Tracts into his team-mates' lockers.

w/ that said, lol @ tebow trying to preach the word to rex:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/0021_08.gif

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http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets/post/_/id/11311/carnegie-deli-to-introduce-jetbow

pretty funny that its the only sandwich to use white bread