discus
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago)
cons: beautiful sublime defensive lineman Phil Taylor out for the yearpros: Frostee Rucker, Super Bowl victory
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago)
cons: Browns are in the AFC North, cannot stop the runpros: half the staff consists of disgraced ex-head coaches that are striving to redeem themselves
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago)
pros: phenomenal uniforms
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago)
cons: the weight of history
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago)
otm
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago)
cons: unproven receiverspros: kosar fathead back in stock
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago)
kosar = poor man's sipe
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago)
cons: right side of the O-Line is sketchypros: middle linebacker D'Qwell Jackson turns 25 yard runs into 15 yard gains via his excellent pursuit skills
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago)
lmao your display name... im lovin it!!!
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago)
hahaha i just glanced and thought those posts were cankles'
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago)
0-:
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago)
this is pretty brutal -- ozzie is basically the only hof player to make a significant contribution to the brownies in my lifetime
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago)
yeah, ozzie was a shoe-in but tellingly no defensive player for the Browns ever made it into the hall (well no long term player). last time the browns had a HOF defensive player was 1959.
i dunno if this is normal throughout the league
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago)
clay matthews was pretty damn good
i feel like there was another lb alongside him who was also good, but can't recall/care enough to search
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago)
chip banks are u thinking of?
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 10:43 (twelve years ago)
but yeah, Matthews was a HOF semi-finalist last year, along with Donnie Shell and Steve Atwater so he's in good company and probably should make it. he had 12 sacks in '84! and lol the team went 5-11 that year but was in every game except for two blowouts.
and that's the deal with recent Browns D history, when tight games need a playmaker to turn a loss into a victory they don't show up. this was a sad case and set their defense back years:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Rogers_%28safety%29
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago)
HOF semi-finalist last year
*this year
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago)
Brandon Weeden is officially the Browns' starting quarterback!
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago)
2012 Browns thread
http://i.imgur.com/g67mE.jpg
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kkt5h.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago)
lol.
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago)
http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/throw-penalty-flag1.jpg
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)
lulz all around tho
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago)
welp, LB Chris Gocong is out for the year
He wasn't anything special but the run defense I fear is going to suck again with Philthy Phil Taylor gone for most of the season and the Browns having to rely on a 4th round rookie from Nevada (linebacker U) to take CG's place.
So the Browns have a new a owner and unbelievably some local sports talkers have called for new uniforms. If this happens I will be angrier than Big Dawg at an a la carte restaurant.
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/big-dawg-john-thompsonjpg-06a32b6d2b221ce1_large.jpg
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago)
indeed so
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:40 (twelve years ago)
i feel like its time to repost this creepy thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhhi3tEbNQ
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago)
Whatever the Browns’ medical staff saw on Richardson’s MRI, they’re worried enough that they’re sending him to see the renowned sports surgeon Dr. James Andrews, who performed arthroscopic surgery on the same knee in February.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)
it's all going to hell
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago)
;_;
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago)
Joe Haden tested positive for adderal- could miss four gamesTrent Richardson out for the preseason, most likely
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:10 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/93AgD.gif
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago)
browns beat reporter on the trophy:
The barge was heavy and expensive, reportedly created at the cost of $10,000. Alas, the teams stopped handing over the barge after Policy split to build a winery in Napa Valley, Calif., in 2005. It was last seen collecting dust in a broom closet in Browns headquarters.
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago)
oh to be a fly on the wall in that broom closet!
― Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago)
worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VUF5EnhaY6A/ThNvqB08vJI/AAAAAAAAA8w/e9iUPmSJZlw/s1600/StartOver.jpg
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago)
http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/sports_impact/photo/fire-brad-childress-2f7d64b1e47eb8ad.jpg
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago)
aww
― mookieproof, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago)
bit early isn't it? You've got 15 more weeks to get all this out your system
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago)
no
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago)
heads must roll by the time i finish dinner
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago)
http://emol.org/azrenfest/images/azrenking.gif
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago)
worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, September 9, 2012 9:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, September 9, 2012 9:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^ OTM x1000
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 10 September 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago)
hay brownie, did u watch that Browns ep of A Football Life on ESPN?
it was kinda 'Browns: The Bill Belichick Story' but still it made me v teary in a few places, esp the players saying goodbye to the fans at the end of the final game.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago)
ew
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago)
?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago)
and i say that because there are any number of things to celebrate about the brownies that don't involve bill belichick, for sipe's sake
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago)
oh yeah troo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago)
no, i didn't see it. i think Kosar was the subject on 30/30 tho? y/n?
― ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:39 (twelve years ago)
yeah he's one of 3 subjects - I haven't watched the 30/30 yet
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago)
so proud of you man, congrats on your day
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:17 (eight years ago)
http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Screen-Shot-2016-12-01-at-9.26.12-AM-696x725.jpg
― brownie, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:23 (eight years ago)
I'm cool with 0-16. They shouldn't even try to win until San Fran wins another one. Flopson for Watson? Garbage for Garrett?
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:47 (eight years ago)
it's always darkest before Deshaun
― brownie, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:57 (eight years ago)
0-16 definitely better than 1-15
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:04 (eight years ago)
that said i wouldve felt better about 0-16 had the indians won the WS
https://twitter.com/MeninistTweet/status/811265480203923456
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:08 (eight years ago)
lol. oh dear.
can the browns get their 1 at home vs san diego? it's not impossible but...
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:28 (eight years ago)
And lose the Myles Garrett sweepstakes? No thank you!
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:09 (eight years ago)
sure that'll fix everything
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:32 (eight years ago)
Ben Roethlisberger now has more wins in Cleveland (11) than any Browns' QB has since the team returned to the NFL in 1999.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 11, 2017
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 September 2017 15:00 (seven years ago)
#Browns Hue Jackson: "DeShone Kizer's on our team, Deshaun Watson's on their team. We can't all the sudden flip 'em."— Keith Britton (@KeithBritton86) October 11, 2017
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)
browns
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)
― brownie, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:54 (seven years ago)
:(
― marcos, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)
http://i43.tinypic.com/20f7n6p.png
never forget
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 November 2017 14:08 (seven years ago)
LOL! I've never seen that before.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 3 November 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/6yvxjrY.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:48 (seven years ago)
i don't want to fall afowl of the "P.C. Police" but art modell might be history's greatest monster
just my 2 cents
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:53 (seven years ago)
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2017/12/ohio-mans-obituary-lists-cleveland-browns-for-leading-to-his-death/
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 31 December 2017 03:23 (seven years ago)
browns offensive points per play:
2009: 29th2010: 28th2011: 30th2012: 24th2013: 30th2014: 28th2015: 31st2016: 30th2017: 32nd
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)
oh for the boom times of 2012
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)
I was checking out the glory years of 2012 and Indy went 11-5 with a point differential of -30
o_0
― bean soup is calling my name (brownie), Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)
last 2 QBs to win games for the browns ain't even in the league anymore. that is WILD— charles mcdonald (@FourVerts) February 16, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 February 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXoWd1SU8AA8rHq.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)
I still can’t believe Hue Jackson still has a job but Sashi Brown got fired.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)
.@joethomas73 is calling it a career.See you in Canton, Joe.📰 » https://t.co/BoYpcxVcIg#ThankYou73 pic.twitter.com/gzEa8Z6tPK— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) March 14, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)
Every QB @joethomas73 blocked for:J. ManzielR. Griffin IIIJ. DelhommeD. AndersonB. WeedenC. McCoyB. HoyerJ. McCownB. QuinnJ. CampbellC. KesslerS. WallaceD. KizerK. HoganA. DavisK. DorseyT. LewisC. ShawC. WhitehurstB. GradkowskiC. Frye👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/wJPTn8NwrF— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) March 14, 2018
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)
wau
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:21 (seven years ago)
how many of those first names do you know without looking
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:06 (seven years ago)
All of them.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)
she lost in extremely Browns fashion pic.twitter.com/yMPsB4UqrB— DL (@davelozo) April 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 15:22 (seven years ago)
Will become official later today: Browns selected to be featured team on this summer’s Hard Knocks, per source.Bonus Browns, more Mayfield.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 17, 2018
must see tv
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 May 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)
Everyone meet Barker Mayfield, a nine-week old spaniel mix!Always been considered the underdog - she’s looking to find her furrrever home in Cleveland 🧡Find her and more puppies up for adoption at our #BrownsCamp Puppy Pound! pic.twitter.com/tSzeKECCpM— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) July 26, 2018
looks like nine weeks around the browns has already taken its toll
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:38 (six years ago)
lolll
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:34 (six years ago)
Defnitely cooking meth in there https://t.co/RPV2OZUgoV— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) July 26, 2018
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/08/03/johnny-manziels-first-half-of-cfl-action-is-a-complete-disaster/amp/#referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 August 2018 05:21 (six years ago)
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-browns-suckiness-defies-math-and-reason/
― earlnash, Friday, 24 August 2018 00:14 (six years ago)
Did Tyrod Taylor just break his wrist on a 4th an goal scramble in preseason
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:47 (six years ago)
Tyrip Taylor
― brownie, Friday, 24 August 2018 00:55 (six years ago)
Good Lord that 538 article has a lot of hyperlinks.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 01:39 (six years ago)
lmao i had no idea this thread existed, fun fact m1ke p3ttine3 is my uncle
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:50 (six years ago)
Are you kidding?? That’s awesome!!
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:04 (six years ago)
ya idk i mean i guess it's p cool but i care SO little abt football that it doesn't faze me muchfrom what i understand he took them from really shitty to kinda-eh but then they got shitty again and they sacked him?how do football coaches work?? was he an ok one or did he deserve to be fired? what's the point of quickly firing someone w/o giving them a chance to build up the team? this confuses me so much
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 02:07 (six years ago)
he had a rough deal, is a good defensive coach. he'll do well in GB
― guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:51 (six years ago)
Updated Browns win-loss records after their win over the Eagles:Browns record in their last 7 preseason games: 6-1 Browns record in their last 56 regular season games: 6-50— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) August 24, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 August 2018 14:15 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmkhQcxXoAA9JOj.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:41 (six years ago)
Going 0-16 will do that to you.
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:30 (six years ago)
So is the losing streak done or does it have an asterix now?
― earlnash, Sunday, 9 September 2018 23:57 (six years ago)
rough
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25797430/inside-cleveland-browns-front-office-where-hope-history-collide
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:47 (six years ago)