http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2013/08/alabama_opens_2013_season_as_n.html
Excuse me while I just paste the SEC-relevant portion of the article.
"Alabama will open the 2013 season in the USA Today coaches poll where it finished its 2012 campaign.
At the top.
Alabama received 58 of a possible 62 votes to land the top spot in the preseason coaches poll, marking the third time in program history it's been ranked No. 1 to start the year.
Ohio State, which received three first-place votes, is No. 2, Oregon is No. 3, Stanford is No. 4 and Georgia is fifth. Texas A&M, which received one first-place vote, is No. 6.
The SEC has five of the coaches' top 10 teams, as South Carolina ranks seventh and Florida is No. 10."
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-75YEclqg
― Attractive Humas 2013 (a not-necessarily WS thread) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9537999/otl-ncaa-investigating-johnny-manziel-profiting-autographs
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago)
people are treating this seriously...
― Attractive Humas 2013 (a not-necessarily WS thread) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago)
I keep looking for his Heisman on ebay, but no luck yet.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 5 August 2013 06:30 (eleven years ago)
Should trademark Johnny Feverball asap
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 August 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago)
Can't wait to see what tommy rees has in store for us this year
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 August 2013 06:56 (eleven years ago)
@SportsCenter: BREAKING: Johnny Manziel will be suspended for first half against Rice, source tells
Damn way to bring down the hammer
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)
Gives new ife to the word travesty.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago)
http://deadspin.com/a-m-website-tries-to-sell-manziel-photos-while-announci-1217672231
LOL
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago)
there are some p decent games this wk - uga/clem esp
tho u can tell its been too long since the college ftball season was here when im sitting here thinking abt how ohio/louisville seems like a p sick game
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago)
haha
uga/clem looks to be dope, though.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago)
have all you guys who love to clown on lane kiffin been following USC this offseason? if kiffin goes, he's going to go in the most kiffiny way possible, i guarantee you that.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Thursday, 29 August 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago)
I want Kiffen to stay at USC for at least a decade, whittling away at USC's national credibility and undermining its winning tradition, until it is just a has been program living on its memories.
― Aimless, Thursday, 29 August 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago)
otm
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 August 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago)
I can get with that.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago)
i kind of wish pat haden could be the coach instead.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:53 (eleven years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/2013/8/31/4679626/villanova-fake-punt-gif-boston-college
whoa
― k3vin k., Saturday, 31 August 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)
had to watch that like 20 times to figure out how they did that. i guess 22 took the snap, pretended to hike (?!) the ball to another dude, who then pretended to and the imaginary ball to another dude...all the while 22 just broke the other direction
22 comes THIS close to getting tackled in the backfield too
― k3vin k., Saturday, 31 August 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago)
Wow.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 31 August 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago)
Rice!
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 August 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago)
rice!
― balls, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago)
rip elon
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago)
Oh balls
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago)
Can't believe Irish beat temple. also can't believe they'll be national champions this year. Shocking stuff.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)
Tide offense pitiful tonight. Thankfully, Hokie offense was even worse.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)
Yeah man it must be rough. ;_;
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago)
this uga game is so ham
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago)
But let's be clear, I am totally on board with an Alabama dominant narrative if it shut downs the SEC dominant narrative
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago)
Sonny Dykes is a madman.
― polyphonic, Sunday, 1 September 2013 06:42 (eleven years ago)
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/os-mike-bianchi-gators-hurricanes-final-game-0906-20130905,0,2667050.column
With the SEC likely moving to a nine-game conference schedule and the Gators already committed to playing Florida State, this leaves UF with only two remaining games. The Gators want those two games to be played at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, where a UF official says they net about $2.5 million per game."People don't want to hear this, but it's the fact of the matter," UF Athletic Director Jeremy Foley told the Associated Press earlier this week. "When you take a home game out of here, it cost you significant dollars. ... You can't do that every other year and try to run a sports program at the level we're trying to run it. I think everybody thinks that's not a big deal. Well, it is a big deal."
"People don't want to hear this, but it's the fact of the matter," UF Athletic Director Jeremy Foley told the Associated Press earlier this week. "When you take a home game out of here, it cost you significant dollars. ... You can't do that every other year and try to run a sports program at the level we're trying to run it. I think everybody thinks that's not a big deal. Well, it is a big deal."
How about ending the stupid tradition of playing UGA in Jacksonville?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago)
As my fb friend pointed out, UF hasn't played an out-of-state non-conference game since 1991.
22 YEARS!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago)
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, September 5, 2013 5:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Agree
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago)
fucking carpetbaggers
― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago)
http://coachingsearch.com/images/stories/bostoncollege.jpg
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago)
never knew my ex high school health teacher was intojust dude things
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago)
so the Ducks are rolling like usual.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 7 September 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago)
ugh @ Timothy Burke @bubbaprog 2hMunchie Legaux knee injury so bad they won't even show a replay.Expand
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)
yeah that was nasty.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 7 September 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago)
Where the wolverine ilxors at?
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 September 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago)
so it looks like Georgia is going to pull up the upset.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago)
georgia was favored, though by game time the spread was only -3.
― balls, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago)
i was going by ranking.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago)
it would have been interesting if they actually scored there.
To stay with Oregon you need a super-quick athletic defense and your offense needs to stay on the field a long time, grinding out long scoring drives that end in TDs. Unfortunately for the Ducks, this sounds a lot like Alabama.
― Aimless, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago)
the way Stanford played them last year is the way to beat Oregon as well. that being said they are my adapted team this year.
― Bee OK, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago)
Good ole tommy rees
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 8 September 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago)
Brian Kelly is just one of those coaches that's easy to hate, and Brady Hoke is one that's easy to love, so Go Blue.
The qb wearing #98 is messing with my brains, though.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago)
Eh, I get hating Brian Kelly. Brady Hoke is pretty dopey. I guess of you find that lovable.
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago)
I guess if you're looking at saban all season it would melt your heart.
only station coming in is the Matt Millen channel :/
― brownie, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)
rip fun
― brownie, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)
i switched to the coaches rm or w/e i couldnt really deal w herb & musb
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)
n/m this is too real i switched back
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)
what the heck is coaches room
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)
its on espn news its like sumlin addazio idk some other guys they did "call" the fake punt but the whole thing is just them bs'ing and saying w/e so
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)
yeah matt millen is in there too
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)
I really have no beef against Auburn per se, but I'd prefer to see the SEC walloped in as many bowl games as possible. Go FSU!
― Hungry4Sassafrass (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)
i can't believe that herb and musb is the #1 college announcing team
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)
lotsa fumbles itg
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)
marshall has had to throw a little more than is good for auburn
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)
wow
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)
that felt like it was coming
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)
jimbos gonna get a 7x lifetime contract off of the fake punt call & subsequent if they win this
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)
sicc conversion
the fake punt was a great call; credit where it's due
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)
that also felt like it was coming
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)
tre
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)
well, damn
― Hungry4Sassafrass (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)
tre mason is a pretty good rb
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)
aubs coverage was almost disastrous again there
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)
you were saying
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)
welp
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)
damn
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)
commentators sucking the life right out of this game regardless
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)
yeah they're the worst
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)
mahlzan had to use a timeout after the fsu penalty on the center and it was 3rd & 8 or w/e
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)
easy to say in retrospect obv
was musberger ever good, or at least bearable?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)
I'm sad. Not as sad as I'd be if Alabama had played FSU and lost, but still sad. I like Jimbo, though, and winning the title capped off an undefeated season, so good for him.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)
that was a pretty cool football game, it had a lot of different moods
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)
some reading for the offseason - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Football_Playoff
Among the factors that the committee will weigh are strength of schedule, conference championships, team records, and head-to-head results,[7] plus other considerations such as injuries and weather.[22]
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
Were any Division I teams (calling them FBS teams is stupid, imo) besides FSU undefeated this season?
― Hungry4Sassafrass (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)
nope
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)
lol Louisville is really gonna hire Bobby Petrino again. This will be good.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)
johnny fever: it's happening!http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/writer/jeremy-fowler/24403232/lane-kiffin-interviewing-for-alabama-oc-job-this-week
i want this to happen more than i have ever wanted anything in football, including wanting usc to beat texas in 2006.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Thursday, 9 January 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)
I know. My heart, she breaks.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)
i kinda like bama cuz most of my mother's side are bama fans but that is deeply amusing, almost as amusing as louisville hiring petrino again.
― balls, Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)
missed u, bobby petrino photo
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0108/ncf_a_petrinio11_300x300.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 January 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)
it happened! what a way for bama to end the season. loss to auburn, loss to oklahoma, hire kiffin. these things happen in 3s amirite?
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)
My soul hurts.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 January 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)
Lane Kiffin must really be an incredible football mind
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 January 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)
"Blake Bortles"
― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)
I've never seen him play but I am confident he'll be drafted by the Browns.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
I think there's a chance Johnny Football either falls to Clevo or they move up to get him and then Bortles goes to the Vikes. Bridgewater is a wild card.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
Bortles is actually pretty good.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
Is Bridgewater a diva or something
― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)
vikings drafting derek carr surely
― balls, Thursday, 16 January 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)
shit
http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/index.ssf/2014/05/victim_in_assault_allegedly_committed_by_rutgers_qb_philip_nelson_is_fighting_for_his_life.html
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
fucking hell
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 May 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)