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to support the general boycott of the washington dc nfl team's current nickname, i propose we institute an autoreplace to prevent accidental usage. please select from this exhaustively compiled list!

Poll Results

Option	Votes
something inferior, detailed below	4
Generals	3

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago)

rhubarbs

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago)

DUMPLINGS!!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

burrito stall

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

hatcats obv

― johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

hatcat

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

lol xpost

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

hatcats is strong! i can't believe i missed that one

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago)

yeah I think it's the best

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago)

huskies

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago)

armenians

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago)

rednecks

― Euler, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago)

ramekins

― johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago)

hatcat

― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago)

hatcat

― polyphonic, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago)

pigskins
histrionic revolutionary peoples

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago)

autochthons

beringia

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago)

homunculi

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago)

washington department of football

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago)

colonial other

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago)

small pox blankets

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago)

hogs

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago)

Bullets

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago)

fatcats

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago)

reagans

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)

obamacare

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago)

syria

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago)

commie pinkos

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpfh764sY1qhccpao1_500.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 13 September 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

HATCAT WINS

right?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago)

i like the obamacares

― sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago)

yeah obamacares is a good contender in a strong field, but it looks like hatcat has it 4-3 over generals. that is a mandate if ever i saw one.

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago)

I honestly thought this poll was going to be five entries for hatcat

― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago)

yea i know, i went stevan ridley on this shit

btw i am just gonna request 'hatcat' the word, as much as we all enjoy the jpg i think that would get almost TOO real at times. if anyone objects, let me know in the next 1 minute, thx

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:11 (eleven years ago)

come on now, "Generals" will forever be remembered as New Jersey's USFL franchise. (by me and maybe 23 other people anyway....)

― 574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago)

just had a great discussion about this with a co-worker. he asked me if i had heard about "all this fuss" about the r******s name, and that he thought it was bogus. there's no reason for anyone to get offended, he can't understand why anyone would, and he doesn't consider the term slanderous or racist. then i asked him about who was leading the effort to change the name, and he said some native american groups were involved. uhh...

he also said

"there was a time when geronimo was on the u.s. nickel - it's an honor."

can't argue with that!

― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago)

There's a Native American on a U.S. coin now! What the hell is his point?

― pplains, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago)

he is completely insane.

― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago)

i vote for Redskin Peanuts

― 574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago)

the washington white black red yellow polka dot skins no matter what i will still love you

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago)

how about the Washington Longpigs?

― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago)

the washington taxations without representations

― how's life, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)

do people still call the wizards the bullets for nostalgia? would the NRA have protested that name change if they'd tried it in 2013? QUESTIONS

― Euler, Friday, 13 September 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

hatcat

― fresh (crüt), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago)

i sure do love the washington dc football club known as the washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago)

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

― sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago)

you know what team I am starting to appreciate, is the Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4et4pLQ.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago)

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local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team

aww I kinda like it

"Senators" is a solid name too

idk the best team names are non-threatening and dumb. the worst ones are the ones that try to appear macho. animals + alliteration are always good - "Seattle Seahawks" is one of the best. idk if "Commanders" is worse than Browns, Bills, or Patriots, but it does have a very Arena Football feel to it, if I were an announcer I'd struggle to say it

― frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:07 (three years ago)

also lmao that this is dropping right as the NFL is embroiled in another racism scandal

― frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:07 (three years ago)

browns is great cmon

― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:41 (three years ago)

and the bills! buffalo bill! it’s brilliant

like naming your team the oakland annies or something

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (three years ago)

lol

― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (three years ago)

Chicago Sitting Bulls

― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (three years ago)

the boston stranglers

― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (three years ago)

there should be a football team called The Ice

like Miami has The Heat

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:13 (three years ago)

it is weird there isn't a hockey team called the ice

― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:19 (three years ago)

The Miami Floe

― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:25 (three years ago)

On a Bills tip they should've gone with the Washington Irvings

― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:27 (three years ago)

the georges

― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:32 (three years ago)

Commanders has a NJ Generals vibe. dbag owner should sell to you know, to show how that shit is really done. It would be nice.

― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:42 (three years ago)

three months pass...

lol okay

The blue dot is about 2 blocks from the US Capitol. The red dot is Dumfries VA, where @john_keim reports the Commanders have spent $100M on new land for a possible stadium. pic.twitter.com/RmoLTwgLEg
— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) May 23, 2022

― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 19:18 (three years ago)

Works for me.

― peace, man, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:15 (three years ago)

I would rather them move to NFL Europe.

I'm aware the league doesn't exist anymore.

still want it to happen.

― Abe Kayfabe (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:25 (three years ago)

The Washington Ombudsmen.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:27 (three years ago)

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

assuming that anyone can afford what they'll charge for licenses/tix

― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:30 (three years ago)

Yeah but traffic around dc is a real piece of cake, it’s always fun to drive

― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:51 (three years ago)

Yeah that’s nuts I95 south of DC is a parking lot even on weekends, although maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium.

― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:45 (three years ago)

The Washington Roadblocks

― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:51 (three years ago)

maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium

won't happen unless snyder gets a cut that would make up for lost parking revenue. and people will still drive because they wanna tailgate

― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 21:58 (three years ago)

I have a feeling the Governor is just gonna shovel money to Snyder anyway might as well get a train station out of the deal.

― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:08 (three years ago)

The Washington Roadblocks

The Washington Curiosity Slowdown

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:34 (three years ago)

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

Lol at "create."

At minimum, it would exacerbate the existing ones.

Which could be - in the long term - a good thing. At this point I do not give a fuck. Make the whole enterprise utterly untenable. Teach the fan base an expensive and unpleasant lesson. Make it suck, for everyone forever. Maybe then people will rethink how it could be done differently.

― Doris Day and the Time (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:54 (three years ago)

oh narrator voice where art thou

― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (three years ago)

Do they really need a fxxxing new stadium?

― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 29 May 2022 05:54 (three years ago)

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
Billionaires gotta swindle
Cancers gotta multiply

― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Sunday, 29 May 2022 05:59 (three years ago)

four months pass...

this is a pretty remarkable report, produced by one of the NFL's partners no less, discussing how daniel snyder is one of the truly preeminent assholes in america

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34778123/washington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-claims-dirt-nfl-owners-roger-goodell

― mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2022 06:02 (two years ago)

The whole thing is pretty curious considering how the whole Gruden thing happened and the leak that Sheffter was pretty much on speed dial with Allen and the league office as a mouthpiece. Add in the whole debacle in Mississippi with Favre and really the whole mafia line is probably not far from the truth.

NFL world is just a microcosm of the sleazy world of American corporate and political governance.

― earlnash, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:15 (two years ago)

American hero: steals from the poor to give to the rich
American villain: kneels during some idiot song

― omar little, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:41 (two years ago)

dan snyder seems nice

― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 October 2022 20:24 (two years ago)

i doubt that any NFL owner has the moral standing to call for daniel snyder's ouster, but god knows jim irsay doesn't

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 05:22 (two years ago)

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10052990-commanders-fan-says-14k-check-from-5050-raffle-bounced-team-cites-bank-error.amp.html

This is literally a bit from the Will Ferrell movie Semi Pro

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10052990-commanders-fan-says-14k-check-from-5050-raffle-bounced-team-cites-bank-error.amp.html

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:39 (two years ago)

LOL I remember that bit from the movie.

that and the mugs with Washington state emblazoned on them rather than DC = Washington is Spinal Tap atm

― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:40 (two years ago)

Haha I'll have to Google the mugs

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:50 (two years ago)

"Don't worry Jackie, the beer company will pay for it."

"they're not even a sponsor, I just thought it sounded professional."

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:51 (two years ago)

i'm imagining Dan Snyder telling this guy to ask for the "big check department" at his bank

― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:57 (two years ago)

haha that movie is the underrated of the ferrell era imo

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:02 (two years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FctRmj0XEAUI67U?format=jpg&name=900x900

― earlnash, Friday, 21 October 2022 01:17 (two years ago)

Hahaha amazing

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 October 2022 00:05 (two years ago)

This was an interesting segment. I never knew about the whole thing with trying to get Papa John to go after Goodell thing. Kinda interesting considering what happened to him and considering Kraft got busted and was able to walk away from getting busted on camera at a rub and tug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mvCytwf_8

Some sleazy mfers, that is for sure.

― earlnash, Sunday, 23 October 2022 23:48 (two years ago)

two months pass...

The @Commanders unveil their new mascot 'Major Tuddy' 🐷 pic.twitter.com/HS0vYKIHJ3
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 1, 2023

― symsymsym, Monday, 2 January 2023 18:43 (two years ago)

i like how the commanders are incorporating real war imagery like fiery explosions in their public relations. soon there will be orphans in the background, crying and holding the football

― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 January 2023 18:46 (two years ago)

snyder planting landmines all over the field

― symsymsym, Monday, 2 January 2023 20:28 (two years ago)

football men that i command, let me tell you - this is not a game. this is a war. this is not a playing field. this is a battlefield. we will fight to the death for every single yard, and we may not return home. we might die out there as heroes who will never be forgotten. they'll make statues of you, those of you who are willing to sacrifice, at least. we will take the fight to the enemy and punish them. then i will run for senate

― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 January 2023 20:35 (two years ago)

you'd think a war pig would be a bit on the nose but no

― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 06:15 (two years ago)

six months pass...

🫡

After 24 years, 27 starting quarterbacks, and two playoff wins, the Dan Snyder era is mercifully over.

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 01:18 (one year ago)

"Major Tuddy"? WTF?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 July 2023 01:21 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

that's what she said

Digging deeper into Sam Howell’s debut in the new offensive system.

“I think my comfortability showed tonight.”https://t.co/C5sMcpYpYS
— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) August 12, 2023

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 03:44 (one year ago)

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