''If you're going to go to the face, come with some knuckles, not an open slap,'' NFL 2013-14 WEEK TWO.

Jets @ Patriots
Panthers @ Bills
Browns @ Ravens
Vikings @ Bears
Cowboys @ Chiefs
Redskins @ Packers
Titans @ Texans
Dolphins @ Colts
Chargers @ Eagles
Rams @ Falcons
Lions @ Cardinals
Saints @ Bucs
Broncos @ Giants
Jaguars @ Raiders
49ers @ Seahawks
Steelers @ Bengals

Redskins

1:00 PM (ET)

Packers

Titans

1:00 PM (ET)

Texans

Dolphins

1:00 PM (ET)

Colts

Chargers

1:00 PM (ET)

Eagles

Rams

1:00 PM (ET)

Falcons

Lions

4:05 PM (ET)

Cardinals

Saints

4:05 PM (ET)

Buccaneers

Broncos

4:25 PM (ET)

Giants

Jaguars

4:25 PM (ET)

Raiders

49ers

8:30 PM (ET)

Seahawks

Monday, September 16

Steelers

8:40 PM (ET)

Bengals

gawd I only picked 5 last weekend, lol week one

10-6 week one

Jets @ Patriots - Got to go Pats, that's a sucker's bet taking the Jets off that win. NE would have to do like last week and turn over the ball for the Jets to win.
Panthers @ Bills - Panthers (I suppose)
Browns @ Ravens - Ravens got more firepower on offense, I'll take B-more.
Vikings @ Bears - These are generally good games either way. I'll take the Bears, but of course curious to see how Petersen runs against this year's Chicago D.
Cowboys @ Chiefs - Andy Reid probably has a couple of game plans for the Cowboys. I got to think Dallas getting Monte Kiffin and Rod Marinelli to work that defense could make this a pretty darn tough team to play. Those old guys know how to play tackle football. Dallas and I would curiously watch this game if available, as I haven't seen the Chiefs play in a while, so it is a total new club to me.
Washington @ Packers - Packers at home but this could be a good game.
Titans @ Texans - I still don't quite know what to make of that Titan/Steeler game last week. Probably not going to know how to read those 2 clubs for a couple more games. Loook at the playoff moxie the Texans showed pulling a big deficit comeback on the road. Probably hasn't happened too many times for Houston or Matt Schaub. Texans are kind of a mini-Atlanta in the AFC where they have had success, but still haven't won it as much when it counts. Hopefully Houston didn't print up any team suits for this week.
Dolphins @ Colts - Haven't seen either game, so I don't know if I should be impressed by the Dolphins kind of pounding Cleveland a bit or worried that the Colts got run on a ton by Oaktown and really kind of scraped out a win. Either way it's an old school AFC East rivalry game. I'm kind of feeling the Dolphins in an upset right now. Prove me wrong Indy.

Chargers @ Eagles - It seems the Eagles moved the ball a bunch. I got wonder about this Oregon fast break football working in the NFL. Oregon most games would really be much better athletes than their competition, that isn't going to happen in the NFL. Secondly, how is this going to work if some injuries pile up? Are the backups going to be able to get the job done? Also, if you run the plays that fast and it's a 3 and out, I could see it having a similar draw back to the old run and shoot where your defense gets tired because they keep going back on the field. I could see a possession game team being able to just keep Philly off the field if they can stop them quick. Eagles at home.

Rams @ Falcons- Falcons
Lions @ Cardinals- Cards at home, but possible good game.
Saints @ Bucs- Saints, but curious how it turns out.
Broncos @ Giants- Broncos and I don't think it will be close. NYG 0-2!
Jaguars @ Raiders- Raiders?
49ers @ Seahawks- Man, this is a matchup. 49ers looked just punishing on both sides of the ball. I hate the old 80s-90s Niners, but I love the makeup of this club and Harbaugh's coaching style. It's high tech smashmouth football.
Steelers @ Bengals- Bengals only win divisions when they can beat the Steelers. That's it...end of story. Cincy.

pats
bills
baltimore
bears
dallas
gb
txans
phins
sd
atl
det
tampa
denver
oakland
seattle
pitt

Lock of the week is Cincy over Pitt.

Looking like I'm attending rams v falcons.

that should be a good game, probably close enough to stay interesting without the real danger of atlanta actually losing.

more than usually terrified of the jets game, even tho i am quite sure they are still very bad, notwithstanding their week 1 win.

Jets @ Patriots
Panthers @ Bills
Browns @ Ravens - interested in this game, i think browns defense might be good and this will be a solid test of that
Vikings @ Bears
Cowboys @ Chiefs - hopefully kcc will shut down any fears from week 1 that dallas might be good this year
Redskins @ Packers - suspect redskins will either score 3 or 40, and that will tell us a ton about one or both teams
Titans @ Texans
Dolphins @ Colts
Chargers @ Eagles
Rams @ Falcons
Lions @ Cardinals - lions on the road, to the tune of riders on the storm
Saints @ Bucs - bounceback game for tampa
Broncos @ Giants
Jaguars @ Raiders
49ers @ Seahawks
Steelers @ Bengals

Jets played Tampa Bay and would've lost if not for a stupid penalty, so I feel comfortable saying the Pats have this.

yeah i didn't see much of the game but by all accounts no part of the tampa team turned up and they still should've won

i'm starting to buy in to the theory that tampa actually sucks

i think they have way too many legit good players to suck BUT i am not at all sure they have a qb

Josh Freeman is disappointing. Kind of like Sanchez, it seems like he knows less about the position now than he did when he was a rookie.

http://dy.snimg.com/story-image/3/86/4488179/151867-330-0.jpg

time to wheel out the freak

That guy needs a Steve Grogan-esque neck roll.

needs to be playing dueling banjos in a tree

stay in the pocketses, smeagol

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0911/eagles_crazy_g_mp_576.jpg

!!!

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/74191/the-power-of-the-chip-kelly-offense

i thought i was already OD'd on chip kelly talk before the season started but tbf this is fascinating stuff

that is a cool piece!!

That's one of the all time great offensive formations right there.The first half of that game the other night was amazing, one of the more exciting things ive seen in a lifetime of watching football.

im def more jazzed to watch the eagles than any other team rt now; would like to see them vs san fran or seattle

will be most interesting after teams have 3 games of tape on them, and they go a three stretch on the road, denver, nyg and tampa. can they keep up with denver, can a smart defense like nyg figure them out.

wait what
http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/nfl-quarterbacks-with-one-eyebrow-slideshow/

HA! That's nuts.

You can add that Eyebrow art exhibit in with the freaky Phillip Rivers picture in the NFL Outsider art exhibit in about 20 years.

i enjoyed reading this:
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/74191/the-power-of-the-chip-kelly-offense

sorry, didn't realize already posted. anyway.

lol these guys are fucked http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9664746/greg-schiano-tampa-bay-buccaneers-rig-vote-josh-freeman

another vote of confidence

this 'you ain't never had a party until you had a party in my city' opening song is probably the worst song ever

what is the chip kelly team going to do when the chip kelly offense has a few super quick three-and-outs and the chip kelly defense is exhausted and it's still q3

from what i understand chip kelly letting bill davis take the lead on d so i'm not sure it's appropriate to say "chip kelly defense"

i know, i'm just asking really what happens when they can't use up the clock and they need to.. i watched the pats run their fast offense a lot last season and when they couldn't get anything going, they really couldn't get anything going and the defense would end up exhausted

oh hai aaron dobson! welcome to new england!

if the eagles play at the level of the patriots i will have no complaints

double cover edelman and then brady has no one to throw to
not good

NYJ just sent *no one* back to catch a punt

what is the chip kelly team going to do when the chip kelly offense has a few super quick three-and-outs and the chip kelly defense is exhausted and it's still q3

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, September 12, 2013 8:29 PM (1 hour ago)

if what you're saying is they might not win every game, then i agree with you

man, aaron dobson

NYJ just sent *no one* back to catch a punt

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, September 12, 2013 9:31 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This happens all the time when the team is going for a block

this one was just a screwup, rex ryan was yelling his head off on the sidelines

these teams do not seem to be very good

Is Tom Brady the whiniest of the great quarterbacks?

no, not even close. Marino.

pats look like complete dogshit

as everyone knows i never ever ever ever ever ever everrrrrrrrrrr ever ever ever ever root for the jets

but i must admit that after watching brady's neck bulging out as he screams at a hapless rookie WR who had a pass hit the back of his foot, i would find it rather hilarious if the jets won

I'm pretty sure Dobson looks worse than Darrius Heyward-Bey has ever looked

so much bad football tonight

I'm trying to follow the play-by-play on my iPod. As far as I can tell they are basically just punting the ball back and forth to each other?

These Thursday Night Football games are always the worst.

next thursday nite is reid v. philly

nothing was funnier than when he got roasted by the falcons in the playoffs tho

thank u lagoon, i will lol @ that gif forever

love his expression after the sheet comes down

if eyes could murder...

vernon davis tried too hard to catch that pass, thankfully he didn't hurt himself

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 15, 2013 8:59 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's what happens when you hurt your hamstring

the only downside to this is having to see pete carroll so happy

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The 49ers have 207 yards of total offense and 121 yards in penalties.

What a disappointing and gross game.

no bueno

this game has been awesome/hilarious in its own way

http://i44.tinypic.com/2myu8nr.jpg

wtf @ that dude

So the Jaguars are going to literally be murdered on the field next weekend, right? Like, blood all over the place and only a half-full plane back to Jacksonville.

yep

I dunno, the Panthers had a close game with them last week.

Amused by beastmode walk in td

The Panthers are not the Jaguars, and also the Panthers didn't have to play them in Seattle.

I didn't realize until reading about it today how the Jags had gutted their defense this offseason. They are not good.

they are good to bet against in a survival league

I give Jim Harbaugh about two more years before a Dick Vermieil-style flameout. He cant keep this up.

Did he sneeze into his playsheet up there?

divisional powerhouses afc east and afc west have the best records in football after 2 weeks at 6-2. afc east is undefeated outside the division.

Following two pitiful losses to start the 2013 regular season, most Jacksonville Jaguars fans are already looking forward to having the No. 1 overall pick in next spring's 2014 NFL draft.

But one group of Jags supporters isn't ready to give up on 2013—or free-agent quarterback and North Florida product Tim Tebow.

According to a report by Sports Illustrated's John Otano, a collection of Jaguars fans will gather at the parking lot outside EverBank Field on Monday afternoon in an effort to convince the front office to sign Tebow.

Details about the rally come from Jags-Tebow.com, according to the SI report. The website's mission reads as follows: "Make it clear, we the fans, want the Jacksonville Jaguars to bring in Tim Tebow. You know you want to see this happen."

The rally is scheduled to start at 3:16 p.m. ET and last three hours and 16 minutes, playing off the Bible verse John 3:16, which Tebow famously wore on his eyeblack during Florida's win over Oklahoma in the 2009 BCS National Championship Game in Miami.

You know you want to see this happen.

This is some Bill Sommons shit but that's really the long and short of it right now

articles that shd be in the onion

they couldn't be worse with him

Henne had 65.8% and zero interceptions yesterday so actually they could be worse.

sorry: i meant to say they couldn't be worse to watch

What is kind of cool in the current Niner/Seahawk rivalry is that you really have two coaches that generally don't like each other and were rivals before they got to the NFL. Other than ex-asstant/head coach rivals, it's been a while since you had coaches that have beef like Harbaugh and Carroll.

grade A, prime beef

man wtf Dalton

Bengals defense looks awesome, Dalton looks like a fringe starter

jesus christ what a horrible call

I could have lived an entire full, wonderful life without ever hearing the phrase "Gruden Grinder"

gio bernard is speedy

I am loving Randy Moss, analyst: http://msn.foxsports.com/watch/fox-football-daily/video/importance-of-qb-wr-relationships-091613

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/063/942/MegaTronTD_original.gif

incredible

catch, turn, Usain Bolt

<3 megatron

pretty fast

Kenny BrittVerified account
‏@KennyBritt_18
Looks like the Titans pullin that Jared Cook card .. Looking like this the last year ill be sayin #TitanUp .. So lets make it a Great year

not doing himself any favors there

When has Kenny Britt not been a dumbass?

he has definitely had his moments as a player but his off field shenanigans will narrow the market for him i am sure. i expect to see him try out in camp for the pats in 3yrs' time on veteran minimum.

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1238261_10151772984404504_1803867625_n.jpg

that's not really how knock knock jokes work

It fits the format, and it is awesome.

^^^

beard strongly implies that the joke actually took two full weeks to play out

and so it has