if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1001/elephant-dong-elephant-demotivational-poster-1263405704.jpg

oh let's not start THAT thread again.

what happens when an ilx beef threatens to take over "when an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here"?!?

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http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/vertigo-experimental.gif

Matt P.'s been in a bad mood ever since that propagandist Neil Armstrong's death was mourned iirc.

man i knew a month's break from this place wasn't long enough, its pretty fucking clear i'm not wanted.

dry your eyes mate, buck up

http://cdn1.beatlesbible.com/wp/media/george-harrison-ding-dong-ding-dong.jpg

^

jon for real tho take a chill pill

http://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/I-Love-Beef.jpg

http://www.zoestrauss.com/photo/gallery4/images/08.jpg

Yeah, jon, you're cool

lol

I'mgoing To BusT youR (ASS)

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sisqo-handwave.jpg

Dong duh-duh-duh-dong

pretty sure chill pills are just sugar

So wait, Owner 357 (that's a gun threat, huh?), I can still just stand around, right?

are you drinking or doing drugs, son?

house/techno ID thread getting a little heated, everyone there should calm down and look at these trees

http://www.traveladventures.org/continents/europe/images/slovak-paradise-national-park10.jpg

I've asked the thread's resident c*nt not to call me out by name anymore, so the rest of you don't grow bored with how much he and I loathe each other.

from [Dr Morbius]

Can we please reinstate our policy of not mentioning each other on that thread, you boring skank?

There was no calling out by name in any thread.

Anyway: bitch, skank, c*nt (sic) -- someone is owning their love of gender slurs.

if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.

I know that people aren't really seeing the roots of my issue with Nicole and some dude here wrt Melissa, perhaps because she posts so rarely that it can easily be missed. But that's what has made this all the more apparent to me. She can't post one two word remark without one of the two of them coming out of the woodwork to say something snide and targeted at her, and it has been going on for years. And I don't get it. Melissa is exceedingly kind and only ever gets bullshit like this in response, and it tests my fucking patience.
I know that perhaps there is this view that she's prone to challops or is some sort of humorless feminist/anti-racist or that she has interests/hobbies that are viewed by certain ilx assholes as inherently easy to make fun of, but it's no reason to continuously be such a fucking jerk to someone who has never done anything to you. I don't want to white knight for her here, because I know she finds it embarrassing and it's not like she can't speak for herself, but I had to finally say something.

Well now I'm going to sound like a crepe but I hadn't heard anything about this and checked a few recent MW posts and couldn't see a single post from the other two posters you mentioned so idgi

feel like balls's dis posts are on such a high level these days that they're going over people's heads and getting slept on - just wanna say I see you workin, balls

feel like melissa can and often does handle herself

Never change, Melissa.

― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, September 28, 2012 12:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but this was a really harsh post, cant believe nicole came out of the wood work on a thread shed been posting on to body melissa with this

what a fucking jerk

There is such a thing as context.

Nah that wasn't that bad.

"body", max?

if some of you young'ns tell me you don't know what "bodied" means I am gonna cry into my fucking Miralax

"balls", aero?

love bodies

and balls!

I'm familiar with Get Me Bodied, but even then, I'm not so sure.

*smells controversy* *poops*

wait are these beefs about tv shows?

who the hell knows

let's say no

btw i never ascribed most/any of those attributes to mel until that "defense" of her.

beef is a construct of one, maybe two posters (if they are in fact two different posters) mind so god only knows what they're about other than having had a difficult time in high school and the world not realizing how special you are despite however many facebook macros you might post letting them know.

As a psychologist, your quack psychology is hilarious to me. But do go on and enlighten me about my neuroses.

"BEEF IS A CONSTRUCT OF ONE" is my new bumper sticker

as a biologist a psychologist taking blind stabs in the dark and expecting ppl to take it seriously is hilarious to me.

Turangalia, you didn't defend Melissa. You accused Nicole of being dangerous.

as a nuclear physicist I declare this thread the bomb

If you don't want people to assume you're out of your gourd, don't announce dramatic assumptions based on the fact that some posters aren't nice to your friend

lmao xp

Okay, I didn't really need that defense Sal, and I don't really need the rest of this thread either. Please just let the thread die. :|