if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.

IT TOTALLY WORKS PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY THE BEEF THREAD

;_;

i mean BEEF THREAD popping up at the top of new answers is gonna get some attention no matter what, i'm not sure there's any way around that as long as this thread exists. not that i'm sure this thread is a great idea, but it seems like maybe an acceptable compromise for not derailing threads afaict.

my god... you're right

xps

otb

every ilx beef ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juS3wJ9xlr0

yo Turangalila I think you're a quality poster but I also think you owe a few people an apology

signed, musical luminary j0ny2 gl33nw00t

beef typhoon

you inhale it

beef: good
more beef: good
derailing threads: good
derailing threads whose purpose is to un-derail threads derailed by beef: good
beefing in threads whose purpose is to un-derail threads derailed by beef: good

as a nuclear physicist I declare this thread the bomb

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, September 28, 2012 2:54 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like i now have beef about beef

request a tempban for this fucking worthless piece of shit pulling the real name shit in his quest for knighthood

I think if forks keeps on posting more forks-type youtubes in the ilx beef thread we won't need to lock the ilxbeef thread

yes people will scatter

autotune the beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7BEYQewjys

ban Ówen P.

lol xxp

aero, take it to Mod request if you're serious and new beef can be ground

brb checking wikipedia

goddammit

I'm sorry for posting in anger and using someone's real name just to get in a dig at them, I'm sorry to Melissa for both my initial post and for continuing to post when I know it's not what she wanted, and I'm sorry for a lot of my tone in this thread. I'm not sorry for the content of my initial post as I still believe all of that to be true, but perhaps it was not the time or the place to say it.

I should say that I'm sorry to aero, not just nebulous "someone".

maybe take a walk. in a nice way! you know, go outside and look at a tree.

this tree. it is nice.

dunno why you keep realnaming Melissa

oh, shit

"hey guys sorry for my meltdown fyi i still think another poster is dangerous even though i'm the one that completely lost my shit"

I will always think of you as Melissa H.

xp

yeah whatever dude. I didn't do shit to you and you realnamed. Go fuck yourself today, and tomorrow, and forever. Literally everybody on this board knows that's a bullshit move and you should be at the very least tempbanned for it. You are an asshole; fuck you.

1) Please keep beef thread why because it keeps shitty beef out of other threads.
2) ILXors who use real names in anger should be punched in the dick as a matter of policy.

things are not going well itt

alternatively things are going very well itt

At least this isn't happening in the fall 2012 TV thread anymore! Yay!

3) the punching of the dick will be recorded and uploaded to youtube

yeah maybe things ARE going well

hmm

my brane hurts

well, this sucks

nothing's happening on the Fall 2012 TV thread anymore. anyone watching "Grimm" tonight?

I will be taping it, I have to shop for baby gifts for my nieces tonight

yeah i appreciate the apology and i'm sure it is earnest, but i am tempbanning you for this.

Can we have a breath mint thread for when we've finished with beef and need a refreshment

thought that meant you will be taping the punching of Turangalila's dick xp

how about the rule is, we just temporarily punch you in the dick?

now there's some ilx beef amirite

that also means that yall should drop it as well in the interest of fairness.

calling out a musical luminary when shit gets heated has been rewritten in the eyes of the lord

yeah i appreciate the apology and i'm sure it is earnest, but i am tempbanning you for this.

by this logic, I should have been tempbanned for the last argument I had with Morbius

which, you know, you can tempban me now for it I guess but I think it's maybe a bad move in general?

maybe we need a 'look at a tree thread'

hey everyone let's look at a tree

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Socotra_dragon_tree.JPG

"you realnamed, go fuck yourself forever" is a hilarious sentiment

http://www.designzzz.com/trees/oak-tree.jpg

start a tree thread