if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.

aero, take it to Mod request if you're serious and new beef can be ground

brb checking wikipedia

goddammit

I'm sorry for posting in anger and using someone's real name just to get in a dig at them, I'm sorry to Melissa for both my initial post and for continuing to post when I know it's not what she wanted, and I'm sorry for a lot of my tone in this thread. I'm not sorry for the content of my initial post as I still believe all of that to be true, but perhaps it was not the time or the place to say it.

I should say that I'm sorry to aero, not just nebulous "someone".

maybe take a walk. in a nice way! you know, go outside and look at a tree.

this tree. it is nice.

dunno why you keep realnaming Melissa

oh, shit

"hey guys sorry for my meltdown fyi i still think another poster is dangerous even though i'm the one that completely lost my shit"

I will always think of you as Melissa H.

xp

yeah whatever dude. I didn't do shit to you and you realnamed. Go fuck yourself today, and tomorrow, and forever. Literally everybody on this board knows that's a bullshit move and you should be at the very least tempbanned for it. You are an asshole; fuck you.

1) Please keep beef thread why because it keeps shitty beef out of other threads.
2) ILXors who use real names in anger should be punched in the dick as a matter of policy.

things are not going well itt

alternatively things are going very well itt

At least this isn't happening in the fall 2012 TV thread anymore! Yay!

3) the punching of the dick will be recorded and uploaded to youtube

yeah maybe things ARE going well

hmm

my brane hurts

well, this sucks

nothing's happening on the Fall 2012 TV thread anymore. anyone watching "Grimm" tonight?

I will be taping it, I have to shop for baby gifts for my nieces tonight

yeah i appreciate the apology and i'm sure it is earnest, but i am tempbanning you for this.

Can we have a breath mint thread for when we've finished with beef and need a refreshment

thought that meant you will be taping the punching of Turangalila's dick xp

how about the rule is, we just temporarily punch you in the dick?

now there's some ilx beef amirite

that also means that yall should drop it as well in the interest of fairness.

calling out a musical luminary when shit gets heated has been rewritten in the eyes of the lord

yeah i appreciate the apology and i'm sure it is earnest, but i am tempbanning you for this.

by this logic, I should have been tempbanned for the last argument I had with Morbius

which, you know, you can tempban me now for it I guess but I think it's maybe a bad move in general?

maybe we need a 'look at a tree thread'

hey everyone let's look at a tree

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Socotra_dragon_tree.JPG

"you realnamed, go fuck yourself forever" is a hilarious sentiment

http://www.designzzz.com/trees/oak-tree.jpg

start a tree thread

yo is it true vordul got realnamed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc

this beef thread got a little pink slimey

if an ilx beef gets out of hand on the beef thread come here to look at trees

by this logic, I should have been tempbanned for the last argument I had with Morbius

which, you know, you can tempban me now for it I guess but I think it's maybe a bad move in general?

― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, September 28, 2012 3:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u only get tempbanned if the person u realnamed is man enough to request u be tempbanned

one beef, two parody threads. that's gotta be a record

are you strong enough to temp my ban

i see what you are saying djp but pretty much everyone on the board knows that aero has particularly strong feelings abt real name use which he has made abundantly clear, so i see it as a more specific attack/fuck you vibe.

haha iirc Morbius requested pretty incessantly that DJP be banned (xposts)

anyway I agree w/jjjusten that we drop this.

maybe we should just acknowledge that the rules are different for some people

the object of issue has been edited, offending poster is taking a brief timeout
soylent green is beef
go look at trees

I am sorry if anything I have ever posted caused this, I feel bad about this whole thing and I'm still not sure why this happened.

*waits for k3v k to show up*

lol

http://rlv.zcache.com/img/imt-prd/pd-137299890145917137/isz-m/at-238560305421145726/realview.jpg?urbanimage_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fproducts.image.php%3Fdefid%3D1140745%26greeting_card_outside%3D1&urbaninside_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fproducts.image.php%3Fdefid%3D1140745%26greeting_card_inside%3D1&urbanword_txt=Picking+Fruit+Off+The+Beef+Tree

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/tyler.jpg

i'm surprised because i've never seen turangilia act like this. he always seems really mellow on ilx but maybe i've missed things. i enjoy his facebook posts a great deal. i feel bad about the whole thing. having said that, i flagposted his restraining order post and i've flagged about 2 posts the whole time that thing as existed. not acceptable at all in my opinion.

u only get tempbanned if the person u realnamed is man enough to request u be tempbanned

I do consider my willingness to demand a tempban an expression of my profound virility