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You seem to get bronchitis a lot.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, December 30, 2005

Hmm.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, February 8, 2006

boxall, Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

isnt a thong sort of a wedgie by design

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

Jaymc with some prescient chin stroking in the beginning of that "leaving work" thread

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

Whoa surprise ending in that 15 min thread.

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

as a man I have to admit that this kind of stuff, this kind of effortless 'oh i'm naked' 'oh i get messed up a lot' 'oh i'm kind of a disaster' thing can be appealing, unfortunately, or it was when I was younger. in fact many years ago at the dawn of the internet I had a half-relationship with a remote person I'd never met that was predicated on exactly these kinds of things. and then I met her in person and she was too much of a disaster and too drunk and too willing to be naked and I was like, "oh no". but this kind of thing can strike an emotional chord in certain types of men, particularly if they're lonely. and you know, it's usually fine, unless real deceit and money gets involved, as it did here.

akm, Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

All of a sudden, I want to throw a birthday party. For whom, I have no idea. A kid's party.

boxall, Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

and then I met her in person and she was too much of a disaster and too drunk and too willing to be naked and I was like, "oh no".

~lyfe~

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

When I Was Young

buzza, Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Easton is a virgin

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Jaymc=Lundy
Luna=Dexter

terrell sug (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

jeremy I flirted with and I think he was sweet on me, but I never went beyond flirting with him, but he did ask me to go to Michigan once, and

Can I just say that this is categorically untrue, unless it is re: kingfish? Also, Michigan?

formerly r. bean (soda), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

Come with me Luna

O but where

MICHIGAN

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

When I Was Young

― buzza, Saturday, October 20, 2012 12:41 PM

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 03:10

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

This is the thread where I say:

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

Word, yo.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, May 18, 2003 3:14 AM

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

I don;'t know whether to cry or scream or cry

I just had a conversation with our accountant at work. Apparently, my ex-husband owes around $7,000 to the IRS for several years of back income taxes (which I thought he had paid), and isn't responding to anything they're sending him. Since those years were filed jointly (fuck fuck FUCK how could I have been so stupid?), he's not working, and I am, they're garnishing my paycheck. Yep, 25% of every check comes out and goes to them. I'm barely making it as it is right now (he doesn't pay child support) and honestly, I don't know what the FUCK I'm going to do. I can't afford this, I can't get a second job right now and I want to fucking cry. Or scream. Or scream and cry.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, May 5, 2003 1:32 PM

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Will he still owe the IRS money if he's found dead? Maybe there's a clause where they waive back taxes in case of sudden, possibly very violent, death. Have you ever considered what a common claw hammer can do to the human head?
< /psycho >

― Kenan Hebert (kenan)

buzza, Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Jaymc=Lundy
Luna=Dexter

Would watch a Jaymc: PI detective show.

Sug ban (Nicole), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

This is the thread where I say (Pt. 4)

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

<marquee><psycho>< /psycho ></marquee>

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

Who Stepped on the Bitchy Button?

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Who's Your Daddy? A Family thread

My mom: she's amazing. One of my best friends. She'll give you the shirt off her back and bend over backwards to do whatever she can for you. Was a single mom of 3 kids and worked her ass off to raise us as best she could and to provide not only the things we needed, but also many of the things we wanted, too. She drinks too much, but we try to let her alone with that. She was a great mom as a kid because she always indulged the silliness and delight that come with being a wee child. She grabbed hold of my son the day he was born and has never looked back.
My dad: chose to move to NZ a few years ago - it was where he'd met my mom originally while he was stationed there in the Navy, and he loved it so much that after he and my stepmom divorced, he went back. He's difficult to get to know, taciturn and stubborn, but has a good heart underneath the gruff exterior. Also a great dad as a kid - he loves little kids and gets along better with them than anyone. I remember that he used to always sing the 'three little fishies and the mama fishy too' song to me. He's got Parkinson's now, and one of my biggest fears is that he'll die alone.

My sister: She's a bitch. Plain and simple. Takes no shit and makes no apologies. Good person to have on your side in an argument, an emergency or a bar fight. She was trained as a nurse/anesthetic technician, but gave it up several years ago to stay home and raise her kids. She's pregnant with no. 3 now - this one's a girl. Not a good idea to wake her up in the morning, just put a cup of coffee by her head and RUN. I love her immensely.

My brother: He's a great guy - everyone who knows him says so. Affable, an easy smile, always a ready joke and if anything happens to your car, he can fix it in a hot minute. We used to fight like cats and dogs when we were younger now, but things have calmed down as we've gotten older, and he's not too big a man to tell his little sister he loves her. Aww.

My son: The sun rises and sets over this kid - you all know it, and I know it, too. He's got my father's eyes, and a killer smile and is always ready to laugh at things and be goofy. He's an aficionado of hotwheels and spiderman, and would eat corndogs until he threw up, if I let him.

Best friend No. 1: Known her since I was 12. She's gregarious and hilarious, has known more pain than most people I know, but still manages to have a good time in her life. She's getting married next year, and we're going to take a last, single-girl roadtrip right before the wedding. Always ready to listen, would do anything she could to help the ones she loves, and has such a sweet and pure heart.

Best friend No. 2: Stubborn as his birthsign Taurus, has beautiful eyes, the world's best laugh and gives amazing backrubs. Has a musical spirit and radiates love and strength. Is equally good with kids, animals and the elderly - partially because he's a big kid himself. Loves his mama and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or anyone else. Champion of the underdog, but has such a gentle soul I've been brought to tears more than once.

(Further updates coming)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, November 23, 2004 2:13 PM

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

I never make false pie promises... next time you're in LA...
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, February 26, 2005

buzza, Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Y'all just made me spit water at my monitor.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, January 30, 2004 6:47 PM

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

x-post - OMG was she talking about House of Pies?

three boobed space princess (ENBB), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'm listening to Big Head Todd & the Monsters' "Bittersweet" and I'm remembering how much it reminds me of how I felt when I was married.

terrell sug (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

These Luna threads are cute, everybody's talking so sweet and wide-eyed, L'il ILXors

sharp-looking tux for rent (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

HI I AM THE AMAZING RANDY
― Amazing Randy, Sunday, September 21, 2003 12:20 PM (9 years ago)

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

prot-nigel

zvookster, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

*proto-nigel

zvookster, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

thread is depressing me irl

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

I'm way behind here but did I seriously get called out upthread for describing this sociopath's fictional construct as "content free"?

Matt DC, Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

i thought it was quoted in 'hah that's true & otm' tbh, rather than a negative callimg out?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it was a good observation

terrell sug (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that's true upon re-reading.

Matt DC, Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

how dare u

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

burrito stall?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

I just had a conversation with our accountant at work. Apparently, my ex-husband owes around $7,000 to the IRS for several years of back income taxes (which I thought he had paid), and isn't responding to anything they're sending him. Since those years were filed jointly (fuck fuck FUCK how could I have been so stupid?), he's not working, and I am, they're garnishing my paycheck. Yep, 25% of every check comes out and goes to them. I'm barely making it as it is right now (he doesn't pay child support) and honestly, I don't know what the FUCK I'm going to do. I can't afford this, I can't get a second job right now and I want to fucking cry. Or scream. Or scream and cry.

I sure do hate those ex-husbands

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Easton is a virgin

― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Saturday, October 20, 2012 5:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exquisite

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

thread is depressing me irl

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak)

otm

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

i genuinely do hope she gets help. wonder how much of this has been absorbed by her son

http://sacvs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/la-luna-1.jpg

buzza, Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

<marquee><psycho>< /psycho ></marquee>

― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:31 AM (4 hours ago)

looool

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

Did she ever post about music? What music did she "like"? I'm just... I dunno, obviously things were different back then, hell, I posted really differently, but... her posting style is just really unappealing to me, and it does make me wonder how she suckered people in so easily...

― emil.y, Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:39 AM (6 hours ago)

She sent me a mix CD. I forget what the track listing was (and have no idea what happened to the disc), but it was mostly classic rock IIRC.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

but she was a groupie for some band, right? what were they like?

With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaM6lTmhnak

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

you sure you're not thinking of BurmaKitty, gb?

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

ctrl+f "groupie'

With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

A quick shout out tI C9 Nation...Due to Stacy being under the weather we are having to cancel tonight's show at Big Als...

Sounds like her type of music

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

big lols

estela, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link


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