worst part is once a year american streets are awash in vomit and sunburn
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
smh at the privilege, smdh
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
cant help it i was born this way
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
do u consider leopold bloom a fellow countryman? xp
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Too late, it's past six pm
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
Gene Wilder's not Irish (xp)
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
in this thread the jews and the irish get along GREAT
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
i stand with darragh
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
mordy what do you think of my facebook friends current status update
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not sure tbh. i guess there are similarities. juggalos and chassidim are both insulated communities w/ specific styles of dress + worship.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, Catholics get on great with Jews, always have
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
but it's more like being a non-practicing juggalo than just being cousins w/ a juggalo while u like idk phoenix
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
i'm changing my religious status to 'non-practicing juggalo'
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
i have strong opinions about the future of jewishness in america - i think the different denomination thing is a historical anomaly and we're trending towards the pre-war model, aka everyone is jewish and ppl make private decisions about their levels of observance. you see this with chabad a lot - people who are otherwise non practicing but identify + participate in an orthodox community. u see this reflected in demographic statistics where orthodox schools + synagogues are growing and conservative/reform schools and synagogues are losing members (mostly to assimilation) and closing.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
i should say "everyone is *just* jewish" i don't mean to suggest that pre-war all those irish were actually jews
Tom d, fresh from telling an irishman he has no business having an opinion on the government occupying derry, slanders the entire country as being catholic
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Unreal
catholicsplaining
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
It'll be the dirty protest next
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
I'm more the emigrating, drinking type tbrr
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
do u like U2?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
Ive only met the edge tbh
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
He seemed nice but awful proddy, later i learned that it was more likely dublin middle class that i mistook
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
i really like drinking too
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
great thread
― flopson, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
thx brah
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
i really like yossi benayoun but it dont make me ger toshav
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
Erin go brah (xxxp)
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
u have to live in israel to be a ger toshav iirc?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
i give it a 6.8 overall (too much persecutionsplaining) but lagoon clowning forks was a definite high point xps
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
It was jewsplaining iirc, mordy claiming to hold all the cards talking down the rest of us
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
roosplaining australians
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeluzD_hxk
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
nice post
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
if only i were as good as you
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
is that avril covering a nickelback song??
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
indeed
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
markers, u're pretty cool i'm sorry i was mean to u when u first started posting to ilx. i'm glad you visited my temp-ban thread.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
no worries, i don't even remember that
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
i was going to start a thread a week ago for crazy things i learned in Talmud tractate Sotah but i got lazy. anyway, here's a cool list:
Twelve Princes of Ishmael
NebaiothKedarAdbeelMibsamMishmaDumahMassaHadadTemaJeturNaphishKedmah
Twenty-three Chiefs of EsauTemanOmarZephoKenazKorah (A)GatamAmalekNahathZerahShammahMizzahJeushJalamKorah (B)TimnaAlvahJethethOholibamahElahPinonMibzarMagdielIram
All of them ^ plus Joseph threw their crowns on Jacob's coffin in Egypt out of respect acc to the Talmud. Fun facts.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
oops, I made a mistake, not in Egypt, they did this in Caanan.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
is that canon?
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
some level of canon. Rashi writes the list and gets most of it from various passages in the Tanakh but there is some debate about exactly how accurate the list is. a lot of it comes from Chronicles I 1:43-54, which lists some rulers who didn't rule until after the funeral, and Rashi doesn't account for any princes of Keturah (even tho the Talmud says they were present as well) so different commentators (Tosofos Shantz, Maharsha, Tosofos Rosh) give slightly different lists.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
another fun fact: Potiphar bought Joseph originally for illicit sexual relations, so the angel Gabriel came and turned him into a Eunuch. That's why his name is originally written in the Torah as Potiphar and then later as Potiphera. Later on Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with him, thus giving us the famous song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaand off this goes to IMP
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
liked, starred, favourited, bookmarked
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
oh cool it's back!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
still weird glitchy - got an error when posting but it posted anyway
banner day for ilx modding
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link