i stand with darragh
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)
mordy what do you think of my facebook friends current status update
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)
i'm not sure tbh. i guess there are similarities. juggalos and chassidim are both insulated communities w/ specific styles of dress + worship.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, Catholics get on great with Jews, always have
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)
but it's more like being a non-practicing juggalo than just being cousins w/ a juggalo while u like idk phoenix
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)
haha
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
i'm changing my religious status to 'non-practicing juggalo'
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:22 (twelve years ago)
i have strong opinions about the future of jewishness in america - i think the different denomination thing is a historical anomaly and we're trending towards the pre-war model, aka everyone is jewish and ppl make private decisions about their levels of observance. you see this with chabad a lot - people who are otherwise non practicing but identify + participate in an orthodox community. u see this reflected in demographic statistics where orthodox schools + synagogues are growing and conservative/reform schools and synagogues are losing members (mostly to assimilation) and closing.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)
i should say "everyone is *just* jewish" i don't mean to suggest that pre-war all those irish were actually jews
Tom d, fresh from telling an irishman he has no business having an opinion on the government occupying derry, slanders the entire country as being catholic
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)
Unreal
catholicsplaining
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)
It'll be the dirty protest next
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)
I'm more the emigrating, drinking type tbrr
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)
do u like U2?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)
Ive only met the edge tbh
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)
He seemed nice but awful proddy, later i learned that it was more likely dublin middle class that i mistook
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
i really like drinking too
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
great thread
― flopson, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
thx brah
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)
i really like yossi benayoun but it dont make me ger toshav
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)
Erin go brah (xxxp)
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)
u have to live in israel to be a ger toshav iirc?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)
i give it a 6.8 overall (too much persecutionsplaining) but lagoon clowning forks was a definite high point xps
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)
It was jewsplaining iirc, mordy claiming to hold all the cards talking down the rest of us
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)
roosplaining australians
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeluzD_hxk
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)
nice post
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)
if only i were as good as you
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)
is that avril covering a nickelback song??
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)
indeed
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)
markers, u're pretty cool i'm sorry i was mean to u when u first started posting to ilx. i'm glad you visited my temp-ban thread.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)
no worries, i don't even remember that
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)
i was going to start a thread a week ago for crazy things i learned in Talmud tractate Sotah but i got lazy. anyway, here's a cool list:
Twelve Princes of Ishmael
NebaiothKedarAdbeelMibsamMishmaDumahMassaHadadTemaJeturNaphishKedmah
Twenty-three Chiefs of EsauTemanOmarZephoKenazKorah (A)GatamAmalekNahathZerahShammahMizzahJeushJalamKorah (B)TimnaAlvahJethethOholibamahElahPinonMibzarMagdielIram
All of them ^ plus Joseph threw their crowns on Jacob's coffin in Egypt out of respect acc to the Talmud. Fun facts.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
oops, I made a mistake, not in Egypt, they did this in Caanan.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
is that canon?
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)
some level of canon. Rashi writes the list and gets most of it from various passages in the Tanakh but there is some debate about exactly how accurate the list is. a lot of it comes from Chronicles I 1:43-54, which lists some rulers who didn't rule until after the funeral, and Rashi doesn't account for any princes of Keturah (even tho the Talmud says they were present as well) so different commentators (Tosofos Shantz, Maharsha, Tosofos Rosh) give slightly different lists.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
another fun fact: Potiphar bought Joseph originally for illicit sexual relations, so the angel Gabriel came and turned him into a Eunuch. That's why his name is originally written in the Torah as Potiphar and then later as Potiphera. Later on Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with him, thus giving us the famous song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)
aaaaand off this goes to IMP
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)
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liked, starred, favourited, bookmarked
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)
oh cool it's back!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)
still weird glitchy - got an error when posting but it posted anyway
banner day for ilx modding
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)
hahaha
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4024/animatedgiflolwutphotos.gif
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)
seriously, trolling people who are happy in an RIP thread is just as lame as trolling people who are sad in some other RIP thread.
i mean lol no it isnt
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)
when did mordy go from being a chill stoner dad to ilx's #1 devil's advocate troll
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago)
i feel like this happened recently
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago)
btw mordy, you're allright in my book
think it was when I started the rolling race and racism thread
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago)