thx brah
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
i really like yossi benayoun but it dont make me ger toshav
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
Erin go brah (xxxp)
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
u have to live in israel to be a ger toshav iirc?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
i give it a 6.8 overall (too much persecutionsplaining) but lagoon clowning forks was a definite high point xps
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
It was jewsplaining iirc, mordy claiming to hold all the cards talking down the rest of us
― rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
roosplaining australians
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeluzD_hxk
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
nice post
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
if only i were as good as you
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
is that avril covering a nickelback song??
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
indeed
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
markers, u're pretty cool i'm sorry i was mean to u when u first started posting to ilx. i'm glad you visited my temp-ban thread.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
no worries, i don't even remember that
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
i was going to start a thread a week ago for crazy things i learned in Talmud tractate Sotah but i got lazy. anyway, here's a cool list:
Twelve Princes of Ishmael
NebaiothKedarAdbeelMibsamMishmaDumahMassaHadadTemaJeturNaphishKedmah
Twenty-three Chiefs of EsauTemanOmarZephoKenazKorah (A)GatamAmalekNahathZerahShammahMizzahJeushJalamKorah (B)TimnaAlvahJethethOholibamahElahPinonMibzarMagdielIram
All of them ^ plus Joseph threw their crowns on Jacob's coffin in Egypt out of respect acc to the Talmud. Fun facts.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
oops, I made a mistake, not in Egypt, they did this in Caanan.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
is that canon?
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
some level of canon. Rashi writes the list and gets most of it from various passages in the Tanakh but there is some debate about exactly how accurate the list is. a lot of it comes from Chronicles I 1:43-54, which lists some rulers who didn't rule until after the funeral, and Rashi doesn't account for any princes of Keturah (even tho the Talmud says they were present as well) so different commentators (Tosofos Shantz, Maharsha, Tosofos Rosh) give slightly different lists.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
another fun fact: Potiphar bought Joseph originally for illicit sexual relations, so the angel Gabriel came and turned him into a Eunuch. That's why his name is originally written in the Torah as Potiphar and then later as Potiphera. Later on Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with him, thus giving us the famous song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaand off this goes to IMP
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
liked, starred, favourited, bookmarked
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
oh cool it's back!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
still weird glitchy - got an error when posting but it posted anyway
banner day for ilx modding
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4024/animatedgiflolwutphotos.gif
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
seriously, trolling people who are happy in an RIP thread is just as lame as trolling people who are sad in some other RIP thread.
i mean lol no it isnt
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
when did mordy go from being a chill stoner dad to ilx's #1 devil's advocate troll
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like this happened recently
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
btw mordy, you're allright in my book
think it was when I started the rolling race and racism thread
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
that sounds right to me
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
when i lost dayo to social justice sphere i realized that everything was at stake
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
nah it was prob back around the time when privilege started to take hold/ilx decided that the tregaskin method of screaming down discussion was ok if you cared enough or the other person arguing was swm, i think that was it tbh but i don't want to speak for mordy from a position of christian privilege
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
xp oh shit i overtalked mordy sorry man ;_;
can we start an "I Love Grad School" board srs question
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
you don't get to tell me what i think deems
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
i love privilege
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
when i first started hearing that "you don't get to tell me" formulation was pretty formative too
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
you dont get to tell me what i think you thought mordy
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
i get to tell all of you that you're making ILX suck in '13
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
did morbz really send you an email wishing your kid would kick you in the balls or did you make that up?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
au contraire tbh imo striking back against the priv cru is an attempt to bring ilx back from the lows of 2013
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
obviously he sent it to me xp
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
do you think he should be banned for it?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
no, why?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, September 17, 2013 4:11 PM (45 seconds ago)
your heart is in the right place but your methods are flawed
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
isn't it something ppl have gotten banned for in the past?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
also, what is this priv cru?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
u kno. rolling race + privilege + men's blogs + sexism + complaints about how society discriminates against your particular identity group.
― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 September 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link