So, moderators

Well, here you are now.

welcome home

u made ilx

Praise to the Creator and Preserver

REJOICE in Jehovah, O ye righteous:
Praise is comely for the upright.
Give thanks unto Jehovah with the harp:
Sing praises unto him with the psaltery of ten strings.
Sing unto him a new song;
Play skilfully with a loud noise.
For the word of Jehovah is right;
And all his work is done in faithfulness.
He loveth righteousness and justice:
The earth is full of the lovingkindness of Jehovah.
By the word of Jehovah were the heavens made,
And all the host of them by the breath of his mouth.
He gathereth the waters of the sea together as a heap:
He layeth up the deeps in storehouses.
Let all the earth fear Jehovah:
Let all the inhabitants of the world stand in awe of him.
For he spake, and it was done;
He commanded, and it stood fast.
Jehovah bringeth the counsel of the nations to nought;
He maketh the thoughts of the peoples to be of no effect.
The counsel of Jehovah standeth fast for ever,
The thoughts of his heart to all generations.
Blessed is the nation whose God is Jehovah,
The people whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance.
Jehovah looketh from heaven;
He beholdeth all the sons of men;
From the place of his habitation he looketh forth
Upon all the inhabitants of the earth,
He that fashioneth the hearts of them all,
That considereth all their works.
There is no king saved by the multitude of a host:
A mighty man is not delivered by great strength.
A horse is a vain thing for safety;
Neither doth he deliver any by his great power.
Behold, the eye of Jehovah is upon them that fear him,
Upon them that hope in his lovingkindness;
To deliver their soul from death,
And to keep them alive in famine.
Our soul hath waited for Jehovah:
He is our help and our shield.
For our heart shall rejoice in him,
Because we have trusted in his holy name.
Let thy lovingkindness, O Jehovah, be upon us,
According as we have hoped in thee.

This is some bullshit. We need to get back to the values that made Old ILX great, and what better way than to go back to one of the originators of the board, the DGster?

ILX, like hip-hop, is a place where the pioneers don't get their credit.

bros before hos

Pioneers are just crazy-eyed smelly people who kill and eat each other after the first heavy snowfall, right?

no that's ILX mods do you see????????????

Then why do you want to be one?

the other mods look tasty

Hahahahahaha wait, you got banned from ModReq??????????

HERO

is Dan I. still banned from modreq /everyonescramblingtomakejaymc.xls joek

i think they're trying to teach me a lesson but i'm quite enjoying being the ilx badman

i'd be a much better mod than that buttez guy :(

bald men, comb

badman forward badman pull up

anti-semites

!!!

so could i at least be unbanned from the moderator forum?

embrace this place

fine, fuck it, i'll try and usurp the idiot thread repository instead

gree hee hee hee!!!

we at the idiot thread repository wish you only the best of luck!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39066000/jpg/_39066919_dick_270.jpg

none of you cunts are getting a medal