R-M-D-E @ YALL
― thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
is there a thread where this bullshit moderhating originated
I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die
― max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
disgusting
sickening
what happened to free speech
smdh
― oh, winklevoss (crüt), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
fmiteh
― thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
^^^fuck mods in the ear hole
1st worthwhile ilx meme in ages & some humorless dbags have 2 ruin it for all of us
― thank you based mod (deej), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
im quitting ilx over this
― max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
idgi
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
^^
― markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
whaappen
― goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
― the great finnish ball-licking kids (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
:(
rollin my damn eyes
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
ahh ok
lol
here
― RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
― goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die @ http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
fucking seriously
― RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
phttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGtional copy
embarassing
― markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
wow
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― markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
The commercial towing spaceship Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is on a return trip from Thedus to Earth, hauling a refinery and twenty million tons of mineral ore and carrying its seven-member crew in stasis. Upon receiving a transmission of unknown origin from a nearby planetoid, the ship's computer awakens the crew.[11] Acting on orders from their corporate employers, the crew detaches the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG from the refinery and lands on the planetoid, resulting in some damage to the ship. Captain Dallas (Tom Skerritt), Executive Officer Kane (John Hurt), and Navigator Lambert (Veronica Cartwright) set out to investigate the signal's source while Warrant Officer Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Science Officer Ash (Ian Holm), and Engineers Brett (Harry Dean Stanton) and Parker (Yaphet Kotto) stay behind to monitor their progress and make repairs.
Dallas, Kane, and Lambert discover that the signal is coming from a derelict alien spacecraft. Inside it they find the remains of a large alien creature whose ribs appear to have been exploded outward from the inside. Meanwhile, the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's computer partially deciphers the signal transmission, which Ripley determines to be some type of warning. Kane discovers a vast chamber containing numerous eggs, one of which releases a creature that attaches itself to his face. Dallas and Lambert carry the unconscious Kane back to the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG, where Ash allows them inside against Ripley's orders to follow the ship's quarantine protocol. They unsuccessfully attempt to remove the creature from Kane's face, discovering that its blood is an extremely corrosive acid. Eventually the creature detaches on its own and is found dead. With the ship repaired, the crew resume their trip back to Earth.
Kane awakens seemingly unharmed, but during a meal before re-entering stasis he begins to choke and convulse until an alien creature bursts from his chest, killing him and escaping into the ship. Lacking conventional weapons, the crew attempt to locate and capture the creature by fashioning motion trackers, electric prods, and flamethrowers. Brett follows the crew's cat into a large room where the now-fully-grown Alien attacks him and disappears with his body into the ship's air shafts. Dallas enters the shafts intending to force the Alien into an airlock where it can be expelled into space, but it ambushes him. Lambert implores the remaining crew members to escape in the ship's shuttle, but Ripley, now in command, explains that the shuttle will not support four people.
Accessing the ship's computer, Ripley discovers that Ash has been ordered to return the Alien to the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's corporate employers even at the expense of the crew. Ash attacks her, but Parker intervenes and decapitates him with a blow from a fire extinguisher, revealing Ash to be an android. Before Parker incinerates him, Ash predicts that the other crew members will not survive. The remaining three crew members plan to arm the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's self-destruct mechanism and escape in the shuttle, but Parker and Lambert are killed by the Alien while gathering the necessary supplies. Ripley initiates the self-destruct sequence and heads for the shuttle with the cat, but finds the Alien blocking her way. She unsuccessfully attempts to abort the self-destruct, then returns to find the Alien gone and narrowly escapes in the shuttle as the Nosthttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG explodes.
As she prepares to enter stasis, Ripley discovers that the Alien is aboard the shuttle. She puts on a space suit and opens the hatch, causing explosive decompression which forces the Alien to the open doorway. She shoots it with a grappling gun which propels it out, but the gun is caught in the closing door, tethering the Alien to the shuttle. It attempts to crawl into one of the engines, but Ripley activates them and blasts the Alien into space. Ripley puts herself and the cat into stasis for the return trip to Earth.
― goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
yesterday I read a post that was so bad I was I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die , and then when I got home I thought about it some more which had me I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die again. I decided to stop I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt I had the right to start I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die anytime I damn well pleased. So now I'm I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die ...at the system!
― it takes a nation of will.i.ams to hold us back (San Te), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
we'll always have smh
― goole, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die @ ^
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFF842sxMFI
― RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://sentense.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/If_a_man_insisted_always_on_being_serious_and_never_allowed_himself_a_bit_of_fun_and_relaxation_he_would_go_mad_or_become_unstable_without_knowing_it-Herodotus-480x360-20100104.png
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
what the hell, people?
http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG ?????????????????
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
radamus ???????????????????????
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
smh
― markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
how do you get the cat to pop up
is this an ilnfl thing
http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG
r m d e
― RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die1
r m d e @ fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
― RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE RMDE (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1985481&boardid=40&threadid=83362
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aNrla.png
― markers, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
rmde
― dangobro (D-40), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
u bastards
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 October 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61k1xpiKwEU
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 October 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)
real cool, guys.
'...'
― goya.fr (Lamp), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r
― buzza, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:25 (thirteen years ago)
poor gentle grady
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:25 (thirteen years ago)
do i even want to know
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)
oh boy DO YOU
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)
r.i.p. http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago)
plz u bastards
― instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago)
is that http://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259 ?
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago)
ah well then. god's in his heaven.
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago)
restore gangsta grillz u bastards
― wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago)
lol, 2010
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)
huh
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
*strokes mustache*
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
good night sweet bastards
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
very interested
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
pottery
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)
much pottery
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)
weedery
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)
lol pottery still works?
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)
yeah, just put it on a wheel, fire it, eat your cereal out of it
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)
yum!
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
abebe
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 7 August 2014 15:56 (ten years ago)
gesundheit
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 03:22 (ten years ago)
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:01 (ten years ago)
DUMPLINGS!
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:00 (ten years ago)
classic thread
― The Reverend, Thursday, 11 September 2014 02:27 (ten years ago)
http://i53.tinypic.com/eslve0.jpg
― markers, Thursday, 11 September 2014 02:27 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkO0g0ZDCSQ
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:56 (ten years ago)
romo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:04 (ten years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:06 (ten years ago)
👀
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:38 (ten years ago)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 July 2016 14:40 (eight years ago)
U bastards
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 06:39 (eight years ago)
restore "I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die" you bastards.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:56 (eight years ago)
plz
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:44 (eight years ago)
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:12 (four years ago)
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:14 (four years ago)
shawgc (sighing heavily and with great consternation)
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:28 (four years ago)
ilx needs more comedy autoreplacements, imo
― emil.y, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:31 (four years ago)
We'll always have DUMPLINGS!
― emil.y, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 17:32 (four years ago)
Still, http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2021 08:07 (four years ago)
C'MON
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 02:41 (four years ago)
Plz
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 January 2021 03:29 (four years ago)
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 April 2024 05:57 (one year ago)