... and then collapsed and fell to the ground after the finish and blearily didn't talk to reporters for several minutes despite their microphones jammed into his face.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude was zombified.
I still think it was weird. I can totally understand why he would be zombified, but he seemed to give up precisely at the moment that victory was assured.
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe he was on a heavy bike
― LDDDDLWLDDLDLWDYLL? a small club (cozen), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link
That would explain a lot
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
:\
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i'll go out on a limb, DI LUCA (booooo) for the win tomorrow, favourites to stay together.
it's a pretty short stage!
― hootch (haitch), Friday, 13 May 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, compare Petacchi's sprint today to Cav's sprint...
Oh wait, Cav was shelled OTB in the gruppeto on a relatively flat stage...
No credit to Movistar.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
he just looks like he cooked himself to me, idk
― hootch (haitch), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
heavy bike, I'm calling it. will place a call to my contact at UCI
― LDDDDLWLDDLDLWDYLL? a small club (cozen), Friday, 13 May 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Doesn't he know he's only supposed to *train* on a heavy bike?
(I was reading Cav's bike is a kilo heavier than the minimum because he needs it strong)
― Mark C, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Significant LULZ:
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/13052011/58/tour-de-france-uci-angry-doping-index-leaked.html
If Basso is a three, doens't that mean everyone further up the list is 100% deffo on PCP and miaow miaow?
― Mark C, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link
God knows why Geraint Thomas is considered such a high risk
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link
schleck 3armstrong 4contador 5
looooool were barredo & popovych gurning all the way to paris?
― LDDDDLWLDDLDLWDYLL? a small club (cozen), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link
cancellara 0
yes but what about the engines-in-bikes index eh
― LDDDDLWLDDLDLWDYLL? a small club (cozen), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Are there any former dopers in the 0 category? I reckon they should each start on a minimum of 5 whatever their passports say.
― Mark C, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
today's Giro winner de Clerq was a UCI elite 2 last year:
http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/05/news/who-is-giro-stage-winner-bart-de-clercq_172960
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 14 May 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
that was brilliant
supreme from bertie
― princess otmotm (cozen), Sunday, 15 May 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Yep, the race has finally burst into life.
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 15 May 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Rumors around the peloton is that the race for 2nd is quite significant as Contador's results could be officially erased when verdict is made next month.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 May 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I have deliberately avoided picking Contador in my fantasy cycling team in case he suddenly gets disqualified.
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 15 May 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
It's snowing heavy in Lake Tahoe right now for start of Tour of California.
Journalists are leaking that the riders will protest the opening stage due to ice/snow conditions.
No Passo di Gavia parallel it seems.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
wait... was andy schleck not just riding the giro?
― princess otmotm (cozen), Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Nope
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
apologies, scratch that. crossed wiresxp
― princess otmotm (cozen), Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
dug the rapha amgen tour of california vids; UK coverage is on tonight on eurosport at 10pm
― princess otmotm (cozen), Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Current conditions gallery:http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/05/road/2011-amgen-tour-of-california-pre-race-a-casey-b-gibson-gallery-2_173366
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
It looks like a go. Abbreviated route today, they took 1 of the 3 KOMs out of the mix, should be cold, wet and slippery.
Leopard-Trek neutral 1km rollout to honor WW#108.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 May 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
And with that, they cancel the stage LOL.
impressed with rujano's epic sufferation trying to hold contador's wheel.
less impressed with getting out of bed for a cancelled stage!
― hootch (haitch), Monday, 16 May 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Just watched a couple of videos of the descent of Crostis. Absolutely, comPletely and utterly ridiculous, safety nets or not.
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 16 May 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
link?
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
impeccable from sky
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
indeed.
crostis vid that i haven't watched yet: http://youtu.be/Zv-j9c7dmzg
― jackin' for beets (haitch), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
crostis descent is gonna own
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
why is cav even riding this giro? hardly any hunting ground for him at all
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm guessing sponsorship obligations but would have made more sense for him to ride the ToC IMO.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
hehe
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/jobhosle/100_0357.jpg
― zappi, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link
The news on Saturday was that Cav avoided being time cut by just 30 seconds on stage 9...
But now the rumors are that he was holding onto the team car more than a few times during the final 5km.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
zappi, your pic isn't working for me.
aww, its just a pic from the live coverage today - Italian shop called SEXY SHOP gave me childish giggles
― zappi, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
ah okay, it's showing up now! thanks!
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
MarkCavendish Mark Cavendish http://twitgoo.com/2a2hj7 Look! Look! Oh! Oh! Oh! Look! Look! A sprint! A real sprint! For sprinters!
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
also: egg on my face
Movistar's Ventoso calling Cav out (in Spanish w/ Italian subs):http://bit.ly/kEKTZU
HTC not making friends across the globe in the ToC either:http://bicycling.com/blogs/thehub/2011/05/17/mike-friedman’s-tour-of-california-stage-2/
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
way 2 go ilx coders! :-/
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda seems like, y'know, when it gets shitty and someone has tbrr and pull that break back, guess whose gonna have turn themselves inside out? those eight sorry protour bastards.
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
uk protip: ITV4 are showing the ToC live if you don't have eurosport
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Question for britishers/aussies, does this work?
http://tracker.amgentourofcalifornia.com/
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I am on ipad :(
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link