His love for Jack In The Box, 2L of coke, donuts and costco muffins is the stuff of legends.
what a bro, i'm with him.
― Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link
he is a fat mantis in an actual mantis' body!
Horner is a crit monkey at heart, the fact that he can climb makes it pretty amazing.
His suspicion level on the UCI chart was lower than Wiggins, Gerant, and the other top Britishers iirc.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
(lower than Andy and Levi as well?)
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, and famous steak lover Contador.....
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
having fun with search:Pro Tour/ Euro/Whatever road thread
and then this is great and pretty timely:your daily bicycle log
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i had thought id written an appreciation of horner in 2005 after one of my favorite stage finishes that featured him. i found that one but it is not quite on point. kind of fun wayback machine trip tho.
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
“I’ve been a criterium rider my whole life, more than anything. If you grow up racing bikes in the States, that’s what you are. If you can’t ride a crit then you can’t make a living.”Horner
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Lance getting it from all ends now: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504803_162-20064406-10391709.html
Hamilton is like a Sean Penn character study in this.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
ruhroh
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
good advice here:http://twitter.com/#!/lancearmstrong/status/28823058835
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
welcome back to the shitshow th
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"Tour de France"
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
weekend's giro is going to be ~obscene~
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Friday, 20 May 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
obscenely.... over? this thing is dunzo.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
it is kinda funny how the race for 2nd kinda ignores Bert with his verdict looming in a couple weeks.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
enjoyed seeing pink DidiAlberto kinda murdered them there without seeming to make too much effort
― zappi, Friday, 20 May 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
it is kinda funny how the race for 2nd kinda ignores Bert with his verdict looming in a couple weeks
^ this
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
ATOC TT starting now in former Danish colony of Solvang.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
cunty was imperious
rujano's little look behind at the finish was cute
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link
no crostis...
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty much alberto flying off a cliff was the only game changer, so i guess im done following this charade.
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
No Crostis, but the Zoncolan is a hell of a climb. Not that anything's going to happen beyond another Contador win.
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 20 May 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Riding ATOC Stage 4 tomorrow - in reverse, though, so we'll have the big climb early on.
― lukas, Friday, 20 May 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
wouldnt you just go down sierra rd then? i like that kind of ride!
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha.
good luck out there lukas. Hamilton is very easy compared to Sierra.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
the backside descent is really fast and technical, take it easy.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Back on topic:
DZ killed it. Insane time for the amount of wind out there today.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
wow van garderen
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit, Big George coming clean now:
CBS release re 60 Minutes: George Hincapie testified that he and Armstrong supplied each other with EPO, testosterone
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
boom
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CYC_ARMSTRONG_DOPING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-05-20-18-44-02
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like a big coming out party
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Work sent me up to a morning meeting in Santa Barbara, so I took the rest of the day off and cruised up to solvang to watch the TT stage. DZ looked so smooth and fast IRL. Wish I'd heard about Hincapie's spilling the beans before now, I'd have cheered him harder. There are still loads and loads of fans wearing LA gear. SMH
― sous les paves, Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Well now George is claiming that he never spoke with 60 minutes, still a firm "No Comment".
He keeps stating that he wishes people would talk about the future of cycling instead of the past.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
(stoked for you SLP, how's the c-bone?)
what the hell is that?http://cdn0.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net//2011/05/21/1/gyi0064833974_600.jpg
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
It's DZ's son.
― sous les paves, Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
It is a danish delicacy called "petrified cow patty".
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/05/news/scott-mercier-former-postal-rider-says-hamiltons-charges-ring-true_174876
i couldn't and cant keep mercer and mercier apart.
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda looks like 'i' is the only thing doing just that imo
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
ha but they were both domestic 90s pros. i think mercier is the guy from telluride. in my first year of racing there was a stage race there and he was sorta the hometown hero. i ended up talking with him for a bit and thought he was v. nice. then i cheered him on during the crit while i got shitty at a restaurant along the course that did mammoth paulaner beers.
also, i met a beautiful girl from boston there that weekend whom i left colorado in part to pursue...that was a _really_ dumb thing to do :(
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
could've been badhttp://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3784/denifl.jpg
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa!
― the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
the basque country's finest is looking good for a stage win here
megalol @ the card who was dangling meat on a fishing line in front of contador!
― Tyler the Accuser (haitch), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
fans taunting contador with beef on the zoncolan is pretty LOL
xpost
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
booing was funny too
― taylor, the creator (cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
just catching up on Giro now, Zoncolan is fucking brutal, doubt I could walk up it tbh.
Looking forward to ITV4 coverage of ToC for Boulting & Rendell in studio (long time Lance averse) vs Liggett and Sherwen (Armstrong street team) on location.....
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
My stupid fucking skybox inexplicably failed to record today's Giro stage, despite the fact I've got it on series link and it's recorded every single stage prior to today and has tomorrow's stage cued up to record. Grrrrrrrr! I couldn't watch it live as I was racing (except I wasn't even doing that for long because of a puncture).
― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Blimey, US coverage mixing in a teeny bit of road noise. Or maybe it is just the noise next to the commentary booth.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Watching the zonocolan without crown noise must be rubbish