Pro Tour/ Euro/Whatever road thread

ride a straight line
dont dont overlap wheels

^these two things are what you rly need

stay off the brakes
dont speed up when you hit the front of the line, just hold yr speed
try to take yr pulls, make it shorter if you have to
if you can SAFELY point out a hazard well before you get there, do so
if youre in a really big scrum and flat, its nice to put yr hand up, call it, and safely drift over/back to get out of the way
if you have to spit, snotrocket or sneeze, get the hell out of line plz (in races, this is not really feasible, and in result racing can be really gross)

knowing the general rotations and which way to run the lines might help (you pull off on the windward side) (most ppl who get all bent out of shape on this matter in touring rides are total dorks ime)

if yr in line on a hill, and it looks like people are starting to stand on the pedals, give yourself a little extra space. if that guy in front of you stands, he basically moves his bike 1 foot back towards yr front wheel.

if someone doesn't look like they know what theyre doing, get far away from them. squirrelly riders usually dont improve in the course of one ride.

yelling at people, even if theyre insufferable and u r awesomes, is a speedy way to become unpopular, just like in life.

Thanks Hunter as ever.

those are all the good points. standing when the guy in front of you stands is also great. cause if he stands and cause a wheel overlap you are bound to touch his wheel

craigslist. for when yr girlfriends have got smart and dumped yr scrawny asses after realizing you love yr fantasies of cycling greatness more'n them

Belgian super star sprinter, Tom Boonen has allegedly been caught in an out of competition test for cocaine, according to Belgian newspaper HLN.be. The out of competition test allegedly occurred three days before start of the Tour of Belgium, where Boonen won the final stage.

The Belgian paper also reported that the homes of Boonen's parents and girlfriend in Postel and Lore respectively were searched last night. The non-negative test has also not yet been confirmed by the UCI. Boonen's Quick Step team was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press.

This is not the first time that Boonen has been linked to the drug. Last December, his good friend and cyclo-cross star, Tom Vanoppen was caught by the Flemish doping controllers with cocaine. During questioning Vanoppen allegedly named Boonen as his dealer, a claim Boonen later denied. Following the claim, Boonen's parent's house was searched.

lolz

Apparently unlikely he'll get suspended. So now McEwen won't win any stages in the tour.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxWl5f3I_w

apparently i have a crueller sense of lolz than you

haa

that's because you don't race anymore!

i kill on the bike path tho

maybe ill try to shoulder some granny into cherry creek then

Always wondered where they got those small cans of coke on HC mountain passes from.

Oh wait, that was Coca Cola.

The FIX isssss in...

and now the "counter" knows the score.

The reporter asked who is the biggest wheel-sucker, Leipheimer or Cadel Evans?

“Uff, mmm, the truth is, I wouldn’t know what to say …,” Contador said, leaving it with a smile.

kinda of douchey way to say thanks for the memories

Did anybody else watch the Tour of Britain? There's a young rider for the Columbia team called Edvald Boasson Hagen who looks very useful. He won three stages, the most dramatic being his first win which was oddly misreported on the site that Hunter linked to above. They said "...As the remaining nine escapes were about to be caught with around 3km to go, Boasson Hagen jumped, taking Ermeti away with him onto the uphill section leading to Potteries Way, with the peloton in hot pursuit. The two swept down the brief section of by-pass before turning on to the final few hundred meters of uphill to the finish line. As Ermeti led them to the line, Boasson Hagen came the long way round him, pipping him at the line to take his first Tour of Britain stage victory."

It was actually much more exciting than that. It was Ermeti who had leapt clear of the break of 9 with a few miles to go and Lloyd who came with him. These two opened up what looked like a winning gap over the rest of the break. Meanwhile the bunch were bearing down on the break, but were still so far behind the leading two that this wasn't being shown on TV. Ermeti got rid of Lloyd with a kilometre to go and looked absolutely certain to win alone - he had a good 100m lead over Lloyd and the rest were nowhere in sight. Right in the final few seconds Boasson Hagen (who had jumped out of the break just before the break got caught by the bunch) appeared from nowhere, went straight past Lloyd, then caught and passed Ermeti on the final bend about 10m from the line, with the bunch suddenly steaming in and leaving Lloyd in 9th.

lol it's pretty sweet that Armstrong is going to ride the Tour Down Under next year. Even though it's in fucking South Australia..

"I've been off the bike for three years and next summer it will be almost four years. With that is also the fact that I'll be almost 38 years-old at the start of the 2009 Tour, so I don't know," he said about his chances. "I will try and be as prepared as possible. I don't know if that equals victory."

sif he won't be shattered if he doesnt win

Anyone watching the worlds?

I've reading about it. They've been talking up the Australian lad who came third in the u23 tt for a while, good on him.

Emma Pooley could only manage 8th in the TT after and olympic silver and decided not to race cavendish saying he was too tired after the tour of missouri, so British hopes are not great.

Spaniards will prob own everyone again :D

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2008/09/27/NicoleCooke460
Great win for Cooke on Saturday

the only bit of it I saw was the last 10k or so of the women's race and it was awesome. I really good tactical battle with an excellent result at the end of it.

She's a total freak

she is a pro cyclist so of course she is a freak, it is in the job description.

Armstrong looks fit

http://i35.tinypic.com/dwe7fc.jpg

Schumacher pops. Like, one of the least surprising positives of the year.

Piepoli was pretty much a given as well.

Is Frank Schleck going to be next?

i already had piepoli as positive

lol

I didn't pick Schleck to be positive

O_o

Drug Testing Laws bent to allow for Armstrong's Return:

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=3632327&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

I didn't pick Schleck to be positive

well, not that particular schleck.

when they stopped schleck pere in july i figured that there had been a tip-off from the vampires regarding abnormal values of some kind.

of course no schleck has tested positive yet anyway. unless im behind in the news

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/cycling/7668224.stm

Now Old King (of the Mountains) Kohl has been caught too.

wheeeeeee! lets kick cycling out of the olympics.

yeah that tt LOHL pulled was ridiculous in retrospect.

US National Team member Taylor Phinney shattered the American national record in the men's 4,000m individual pursuit on Friday at the UCI Track World Cup in Denmark. Phinney, clocked a time of 4:15.223 in the qualifying round, surpassing the previous mark of 4:19.800 set by Mariano Friedick in 1996.

Currently, the Olympic record stands at 4:15.031, set by Great Britain's Bradley Wiggins last year in Beijing, while the world record is 4:11.114 – a mark set by Great Britain's Chris Boardman in 1996 using an aerodynamic position now banned by the UCI.

how good will he be

A year ago, the kid didn't know the individual pursuit from Trivial Pursuit. But Connie explained it to him -- she's a former world champion in the discipline -- and he decided to give it a whirl. He won the U.S. national championship. In his first race. His fourth race was a World Cup event in Carson, Calif. He won. He qualified for the Olympics, then set a junior world record in the 3,000-meter pursuit.

^^^^^^ O_O

http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/2009/02/019590.html

lance's TT bike got stolen:

http://twitpic.com/1i8t1

http://www.velonews.com/article/87850/lance-armstrong-trek-staffers-report-that-astana-time-trial

looked pretty grim out there today

some more cool photos: http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/2009/02/019642.html

^^^

HI IT'S ME LEVI... LATER BRO!

Kimmage vs Lance

cav again, apparently!

he hung round to help the rest of the team after the road race, too.

saw the last hour or so of lombardy last night - gilbert just destroyed everyone in filthy conditions.

2011 Tour route published, TTT, Galbier Twice

http://road.cc/sites/default/files/images/Tour%20de%20France%202011%20stage%2018.preview_500.jpg

http://road.cc/sites/default/files/images/Tour%20de%20France%202011%20stage%2019.jpg

Stage finish on the Galibier?

Read something about how the Vuelta's influence is leading to a decline in the ITT as a component of le Tour. TTT is always nice though.

No prologue either, with a sprinter unfriendly bump on the run in to the finish of the first stage.

wanna see them copy the giro's weirdo itt from a couple of years ago in cinque terre - a looooooong (1.5 hrs), hilly, dodgy road course for road bikes. cancellara dropped out to avoid- rather than disrupt his preparations BAWK BAWK.

http://velonews.competitor.com/2009/05/news/menchov-wins-stage-12-time-trial-at-cinque-terre-and-takes-lead_92271

Points system for sprints and KoM are radically different this year.

Sprints

45 points for a stage win up from 40
Intermediate sprints now carry 20 points with points down to 15th place and only one intermediate per stage

KoM

Only mountaintop finishes will carry double points not last climb of the day
Only top six get points for HC, 1, 2 and 3 category climbs
Only first rider gets points for 4th cat climbs

Sprints is most interesting its going to shake up the breakaway dynamic on flat stages, either people wont' get away or big names will have to go if they want to wear green.

http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/10/news/jens-voigt-to-join-schleck-brothers-luxembourg-squad_147248?news

JENS

giro '11 route. mt etna!

That is pretty savage. Colle delle Finestre on the penultimate day before a last day time trial is pretty savage. route should make for an interesting race and should dissuade anyone from thinking the Giro is good preparation for the tour.

al capone charged with tax evasion.

I <3 Ivan Basso

http://road.cc/content/news/27304-remember-your-first-bike-ivan-basso-does-and-he-wants-his-back

Mario Cipollini thinks the current peleton is full of girly men.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/cipollini-decries-modern-cyclings-lack-of-machismo