Which dead wifebeater would be particularly good at making bikes face the opposite direction to the one they're currently in?
Bike (Ike) Turner!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 09:26 (seventeen years ago)
Which member of the USS Enterprise crew is a keen cyclist?
Lieutenant William Biker (Riker)
― Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
Why did Zanu-PF beat a bike to death? Because he "spoke" out against President Mugabe (spoke is a part of a bike)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:17 (seventeen years ago)
Which member of the Saddle Creek roster is a keen cyclist?
Bike (Bright) Eyes!
― Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
Q. Why did the police arrest Lance Armstrong as he was cycling up a hill?
A. He was trying to change gear (gear -- as in drugs)
― banriquit, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)
Q. Why did the cyclist have abnormally shaped red blood cells? A. Because he had bicycle cell anaemia (sickle cell anaemia)!
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
Q. Why is the town bike so popular? A. Because it makes it easier to get around town!
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
Q. What is a bike's favorite kind of jokes? A. Bike (Bike) Jokes!
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)
Q. What is the most popular London borough for cycling couples? A. Camden (Tandem)
― banriquit, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
What's a bike's favorite MTV show? The Wheel (Real) World!
― max, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)
What did the big bike say to the little bike? Stop hiding behind that tree!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
Q. Wrrz knng gr bnne gnn't yrr rrrg? A. Grrnnn Trrnnng!
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)
Dom, you are Paul Rose, and I claim my £5.
― caek, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)