Your favourite jokes about bikes

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Which dead wifebeater would be particularly good at making bikes face the opposite direction to the one they're currently in?

Bike (Ike) Turner!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago)

Which member of the USS Enterprise crew is a keen cyclist?

Lieutenant William Biker (Riker)

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

Why did Zanu-PF beat a bike to death?
Because he "spoke" out against President Mugabe (spoke is a part of a bike)!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

Which member of the Saddle Creek roster is a keen cyclist?

Bike (Bright) Eyes!

Free Peace Sweet!, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

Q. Why did the police arrest Lance Armstrong as he was cycling up a hill?

A. He was trying to change gear (gear -- as in drugs)

banriquit, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

Q. Why did the cyclist have abnormally shaped red blood cells?
A. Because he had bicycle cell anaemia (sickle cell anaemia)!

MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

Q. Why is the town bike so popular?
A. Because it makes it easier to get around town!

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

Q. What is a bike's favorite kind of jokes?
A. Bike (Bike) Jokes!

deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

Q. What is the most popular London borough for cycling couples?
A. Camden (Tandem)

banriquit, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

What's a bike's favorite MTV show?
The Wheel (Real) World!

max, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

What did the big bike say to the little bike?
Stop hiding behind that tree!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

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A. Grrnnn Trrnnng!

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

Dom, you are Paul Rose, and I claim my £5.

caek, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago)


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