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why god why

the solution:

http://www.bikesportmichigan.com/shop/images/P/04-DSCF0106.jpg

― cutty, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bagbalm.com/images/side_can.jpg

― ddb, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stansbie.co.uk/blog/BumCream.jpg

― ledge, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

A word of warning - that Assos cream eats holes in your shorts if you get it on the lycra. You end up with a sort of see-through effect on your arse - not a good look.

― NickB, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

All about the bumgrease:

http://www.sudocrem.co.uk/assets/logo.gif

― Ed, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Admittedly I pack that for long hiking trips to prevent incovenient chaffing more tha for cycling but it does the trick.

Also, wash at a high enough temperature to kill any yeasts and bacteria.

― Ed, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

oh it hurts

― cutty, Monday, 19 November 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

there was an amazing pic of, um i think it was frankie andreu's saddle on which he finished one of his TdFs basically, one half had been cut away/drilled out.

im sure you know, the first thing any non fred does after getting off the bike is get those shorts off. maybe with food in other hand.

― Hunt3r, Monday, 19 November 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

people hanging round the cars in their shorts, slike, what kind of festering wound you trynna incubate?

― Hunt3r, Monday, 19 November 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

maybe with food in other hand.

otm

― cutty, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes i don't know whether to stretch, eat, or rip my tights off first

― cutty, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

that line seems to have so much potential comic value

― Hunt3r, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

tonight i

took off shoes
made dinner
am still in tights

― gbx, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

Hot.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

Smelly.

― gbx, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

can i put udder balm on a chammy? or is it only for when things get dire?

― gbx, Sunday, 25 November 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe i just applied cattle teat ointment to my nether regions :-/

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Bag balm is good for everything.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

ILRMB SCIENCE CORNER

someone repack their bottom bracket with bag balm, give report

extra credit available!

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

OMG IF ONLY

I need a can of grease. Do I have to go to Bike Habitat to get it?

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, wrong thread.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

did you know I had absolutely nothing to do with the shit you're throwing another tantrum about?

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100131/ap_on_re_us/us_bag_balm

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:49 (sixteen years ago)


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