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DEAR BIKE

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Fuck your front inner tube in the ass, you jerk.

caek, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

p.s. I owe you a sponge bath from the weekend.

caek, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

sexy

cutty, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

tuff luv

W4LTER, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck your front inner tube in the ass, you jerk.

-- caek, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:02 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

cosign, 'cept for the rear

esp irritating at 11pm last night, in the rain, when i didn't have any kit with me. luckily was at a metal show attended primarily by gutterpunk bike fags, so was able to recruit all the materiel i needed. cost me about five beers, tho :-/

river wolf, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Are you a cab ride home wouldn't have been cheaper?? Ouuch.

Let that be a lesson to me to pick up a patch kit tonight and make it standard in my bag along with the light & stuff.

Laurel, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't have a bag with me, and taking a cab would have required either abandoning the bike in front of the club or getting the wheels off, which would have required at least one of the tools i had to borrow anyway. plus i am not a pussy.

river wolf, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

cab would've been about $5 cheaper, is my guess. WHAT IS THE PRICE OF DIGNITY

river wolf, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Bike,

That's the last time I carry you home, you fat fuck.

caek, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Gutterpunk bike fags: Good for something.

Laurel, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)


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