Farmers of Cock

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1211917/JAMES-MARTIN-The-Tesla-Roadster-electric-supercar-thats-fast-Ferrari.htm

{q]"Twenty minutes into my test drive I pulled round a leafy bend,
enjoying the birdsong - and spotted those damned Spider-Man cyclists.
Knowing they wouldn't hear me coming, I stepped on the gas, waited until the
split second before I overtook them, then gave them an almighty blast on the
horn at the exact same time I passed them at speed."[/q]

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/397154/celebrity-chef-attracts-wiggins-and-mcewen-s-fury.html

Wouldn't this have been better in Pash's new thread?

Have a look at the rollicking he's getting on the interweb right now. Much deserved. Cockfarmer.

If someone bricked this worthless piece of shit in the face, I would laugh, and shake the hand of the person who did it.

The guy has put up an apology:

"It was never my intention to offend the many cyclists who share our roads across the country. What was intended to be a humorous piece was clearly misjudged. Further more I do not condone any form of reckless driving.

"Once again, I am sincerely sorry for any upset caused in relation to this article."

I seem to remember Matthew Parris pulling the same shit, a variation on the office sexual molestor's excuse "it was just a bit of fun". It does not read very humorously to me, I got to admit. Instead, it sounds kind of dislikeably whiny and obsessive, the spiel of a genuinely horrible person. Fuck this guy, eh.