Well yeah but... UREGHERGEHRGEHRGEHRG
― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah yeah
― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Come on Trayce, how can you resist this:
http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/11/10/1225950/687986-warne-burger.jpg
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Not sure which of the two is coming off worse tbh.
― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
bahaha
soz everyone I get a bit teary-eyed thinking of Warne's bowling. he deserved a draw in the 2005 Ashes on his own, pretty poetic that his dropped catch ultimately prevented this
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Had a quick look at the buzz on the Fairfax website re: Warney hosting Elizabeth Hurley...and I discovered a rather interesting insight from a former ILXor:
Warnie is a natural with women because he represents evolutionary attraction to women. He is high ranking.He is naturally a dominant without being malign, he has social proof all over the world, he has a history of dating attractive women which effectively preselects him 'if he's good enough for this gorgeous girl he must be worthwhile'.Women instinctively, primally, see this sort of man as an ideal gene donor; his genes give there offspring the best chance of being fit and attractive.Of course reproduction is presumably not on Hurley's mind but the same imperatives are at work.
Go Warnie!
Momus - February 09, 2011, 2:37PM
― Whineyoming, The 51st State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/15n2bh1.jpg
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 24 June 2011 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/2cfbc0i.jpg
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 24 June 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link
is he trying to be bradman or "slats" there
― Not quite as sociopathic as Dom Passantino (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
What do they know of Warne who only Warne know? https://twitter.com/warniecomments
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link
Placing this here for LJ tbh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVW0RuxYjFc
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link
708 test wickets and here we are now
― imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link
pete doherty all starring in a kwik fit ad in which he's about to shoot up but oh shit, just remembered i've got to get new tyres
― imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
sad fucken thing is, australia needs one or two like him now, every youth prospect seems to be a fucken glenn maxwell slog idiot or has a stupid name like 'jhye'
― imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
i say that, two days ago a young thing called arjun nair made his u19s debut and ripped england a new one
― imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
australian test team of 2025 will consist entirely of lads called 'jayden', 'jaxxson', 'jordayne' or 'mitch'
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link
here was my personal contribution to warnie comments btw, yes I did post this on instagram: https://twitter.com/WarnieComments/status/617575383894855681
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link
"Bruce Springsteen and myself just chilling in the corner, having a drink. Springsteen's got a cricket ball in his hands so he's just sorta... asking me questions about cricket."
http://www.youtube.com/v/2IEhXqfXdPY&fs=1&hl=en
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:35 (nine years ago) link
"Two of my closest friends, Chris Martin and Michael Clarke."
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:36 (nine years ago) link
waht
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:39 (nine years ago) link
so many questions
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 09:40 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMsG8Y7UYAAXhLv.png
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:21 (nine years ago) link
Jack Nicholson carrying a carton of VB. Let that one sink in.
guy on the right in violet-shirt: Vince Vaughanguy in pink shirt: David CameronYul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link
loooool
― imago, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link
fingers crossed that the Melbourne Stars comeback is a real thing
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:17 (nine years ago) link
it's happened, he's on the Australian version of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here"
now let us pray for our souls
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2016 11:38 (eight years ago) link
Former Australian cricketer Shane Warne has cast doubt on the theory of evolution, observing that if all humans really did evolve from monkeys, “then why haven’t those ones [monkeys today] evolved?”
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/15/im-saying-we-started-from-aliens-shane-warne-casts-doubt-on-evolution
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:08 (eight years ago) link
he's like the bobby fischer of cricket
― odysseus (imago), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:11 (eight years ago) link
omg yes
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:11 (eight years ago) link
seems to be a diversionary tactic to stop people talking about his dodgy dealings http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/12/shane-warnes-former-personal-assistant-won-raffle-held-by-cricketers-charity
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:12 (eight years ago) link
or alternatively perhaps he has just gone insane
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:13 (eight years ago) link
okay there's that but I thought last week's Steve Waugh sledge was the false flag
this is a good rundown of all the shady charity dealings: http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-real-story-of-how-the-shane-warne-foundation-fell-apart-20160211-gmrbjs.html
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:16 (eight years ago) link
I am currently watching Warnie get highly upset at the revelation that some high-profile DJs don't mix live
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:26 (eight years ago) link
Warney going full Icke would be tremendous
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 February 2016 09:27 (eight years ago) link
Tonight, before Warnie engages in a Tug-of-War challenge: "I'm gonna give it my best tug!" (winks at camera)
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 09:10 (eight years ago) link
Shane Warne tells charity critics to 'get stuffed'
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link
I note that Warney only came fifth in "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". First place was a former Australian rules footballer who once pissed on the window of a nightclub, had an affair with one of Michael Clarke's exes and punched an Irish barman.
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:20 (eight years ago) link
Oh, and first place's choice of charity... a little organisation known as The Shane Warne Foundation.
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:21 (eight years ago) link
@ShaneWarneI know I've said this before, but I love "Stiffler" !! The "Stiffmeister" is such a tool, but so good Hahahah
https://twitter.com/ShaneWarne/status/719989341351763968
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
Excited for me to devour u?
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:27 (eight years ago) link
pap smear
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ShaneWarne/status/744640522594172928
huh
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 June 2016 21:57 (eight years ago) link
lovely first response
― imago, Sunday, 19 June 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
big beat areas, SK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q96hUU8X8X0
― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 January 2018 10:33 (six years ago) link
amazed to learn that Trump stole Warnie's aesthetic
oh my god, it's hanging in the white house pic.twitter.com/wrq8eo7Bvx— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 15, 2018
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 October 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
one's a large orange-skinned man with poor taste in art etc. etc.
― Neil S, Monday, 15 October 2018 10:23 (five years ago) link
only a home test loss away from MAKE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET GREAT AGAIN hats, I can feel it
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 October 2018 10:31 (five years ago) link
his autobiography is out soon too, should be some rich pickings there
― Neil S, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
of all the revelations from the book that have hit the news so far, my favourite was Warnie correctly pointing out that Steve Waugh making the team wear baggy greens to Wimbledon was fucking embarrassing
also something about him being on the job on the night before a Test
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link
Can't fuck with the Advanced Hair marketing department.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 December 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
Flat Cap is back for a run-of-the-mill BBL game, reckon Advanced Hair must be at DEFCON 3 now.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 09:34 (three years ago) link
dude he's such a dude
Don’t think I can do top 5. Let’s do Top 10 hahaha Shawshank Redemption Top GunSilence of the LambsFew good Men Usual SuspectsGladiatorRushGoodfellasFord V Ferrari Divinci Code— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) January 29, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:18 (three years ago) link
Looool
― imago, Monday, 1 February 2021 11:29 (three years ago) link
"Divinci Code" is the wildcard
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:37 (three years ago) link
Ah, it was a wildly successful phenomena amongst members of Australia's bogan community when it was released.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:41 (three years ago) link
Rush...does he mean The Olden Days?
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:41 (three years ago) link
...does he mean The Olden Days?
I picture Warnie more of a 'Bargearse' man myself.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:54 (three years ago) link
Hang tough mate !!!!!!! Your family and friends are all with you 👍 https://t.co/j7n4xyHxkM— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) July 16, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 July 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/HgHVtaJ.png
unfort i didn't remember :(
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 18 July 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link
got COVID :(
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 1 August 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link
Embarrass it like Daryll Cullinan, Warnie.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2021 09:48 (three years ago) link
I was less interested in Toby’s attempts to spice up his colleague’s pornographic screenplay, for example, than in one of the most fun ideas The Speechwriter introduces—a federal plan to install tobacconists and bakeries at every cricket academy in the country in order to re-create the conditions that produced Shane Warne.
they should actually try this imo
― 2 Markov Chainz (haitch), Saturday, 2 October 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link
Watched the Warnie documentary recently and it was mostly Chris Martin & Ed Sheeran talking about him. Which is, er, what you'd expect from a documentary about Warnie.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 24 February 2022 10:49 (two years ago) link
Green Eyes morelike Great Areas
― imago, Thursday, 24 February 2022 11:05 (two years ago) link
BREAKINGAustralia cricket legend, Shane Warne, dies of ‘suspected heart attack’, aged 52. Details: https://t.co/Q83t5FWzTb pic.twitter.com/YtQkY8Ir8p— Fox Cricket (@FoxCricket) March 4, 2022
Jesus Christ.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 4 March 2022 14:09 (two years ago) link
Ah man
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 14:12 (two years ago) link
The unhealthy choices caught up with him but that's still no age at all. As a Pom I'm half tempted to say that watching Smith and Labuschagne bowling leggies in tandem earlier finished him off but honestly, one of the greatest, watching him at work was a lesson in psychological mastery
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link
wtf
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 4 March 2022 14:25 (two years ago) link
this hurts, too young (even after all the smoking and red bulls and diet pills)
saddest areas
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 March 2022 21:36 (two years ago) link
rip the only cricketer i could name
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:46 (two years ago) link
Pure greatnesspic.twitter.com/I5QOHAdmxF— Rob Moody (@robelinda2) March 4, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 March 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link
Seriously, how good is Stifler in the American pie movies !!!!! He just cracks me up, such a knob, but, you can't not laugh....— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) June 5, 2015
― bad luck banging, or Lorna Doone (sic), Saturday, 5 March 2022 03:38 (two years ago) link
I know I've said this before, but I love "Stiffler" !! The "Stiffmeister" is such a tool, but so good Hahahah— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) April 12, 2016
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 5 March 2022 04:49 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/4XitIZZ.jpg
― bad luck banging, or Lorna Doone (sic), Saturday, 5 March 2022 06:47 (two years ago) link
lmao thats v good, kinda makes me like him more like those Late Show closing gig jokes… Joan Kirner instead of Joan Jett etc
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 March 2022 07:28 (two years ago) link
VB, darts and meat pies left outside the MCG. It’s what Warnie would have wanted. Pic via NCA Newswire pic.twitter.com/dQ4zQFHKax— Lucy Thackray (@LucyThack) March 5, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 5 March 2022 09:37 (two years ago) link
otm
― imago, Saturday, 5 March 2022 10:06 (two years ago) link
Describing the perfect meat pie temperature to "demolish them in 30 seconds" and then demonstrating technique https://t.co/xSFD0pD69A pic.twitter.com/RbY7aFrtZu— Daniel Brettig 🏏 (@danbrettig) March 7, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 01:49 (two years ago) link