But that's back, my swing's back where I want it to be, so hopefully I can continue crunching India around the park.
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:52 (nine years ago) link
I would've needed a vom and a lie down if watson had hit the winning runs, str8 up
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link
^^ real talk, was hoping even maxwell would get bumped up the order to prevent all possibility of dis
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 March 2015 07:49 (nine years ago) link
just going to bump this because
― never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link
no joe root thread btw tells you something
obstructing the field!! o u foul aussie swines!
(i agree with smith and the umpires ftr)
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link
he's still only 27 wtf
― imago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
SOK is a slightly better bowler than him at the moment, however.
Only chink in the armour.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
all your heroes are nsw now
― imago, Sunday, 26 February 2017 11:08 (seven years ago) link
all twenty wickets taken by the SYDNEY SIXERS pal
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Non-Devereux related, but check out this XI: http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/fattest-athletes-to-ever-play-cricket/news-story/796937bdeba7affca5ac6cc882919e34
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 08:43 (seven years ago) link
I've been waiting for Cornwall to find a bigger audience
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:04 (seven years ago) link
Brilliant move from Devereux, letting the GOAT bowl 8/50 today.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 March 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link
Sri Lanka pissing themselves laughing atm
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (seven years ago) link
Glenn Maxwell?
THE Glenn Maxwell?
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link
This has been a tour for the surreal.
the slightly smaller show
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
thought this'd be where it all fell apart, devereux has instilled grit. just need to sort out swinging english pitches next lol
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link
this is some full bradman runscoring
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
been away from the cricket world for a week, good timing
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKmJCLSIQk
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link
remain shocked at the possibility that david warner is a terrible shit bloke
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link
The Reverend has been defrocked
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:24 (six years ago) link
RIP
― imago, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link
Glenn Maxwell is replacing Steve Smith
I'M DYING
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
Boof lives, much like those cockroaches in a nuclear blast.
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link
THEY'RE OFF TO CRICKET GAOL
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link
some mention of the possibility that Boof is talking to his lawyers before jumping ship/being forced to walk the gangplank. Either way he's a lucky lad
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:58 (six years ago) link
the tim paine era, babey... get excited
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:08 (six years ago) link
Why not Lyon
― imago, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:09 (six years ago) link
not keen on any more line headbutting presumably
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:11 (six years ago) link
well the thing is that Lyon was suggested by some writers for the Vice Captain role back when Smith was made captain, by dint of being a good team guy and not being batshit stupid like Warner
YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOWLER AS CAPTAIN HOWEVER THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link
next person that suggests bringing in George Bailey as some Mike Brearley-esque specialist captain will be shot
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:14 (six years ago) link
next person that suggests Mitch Marsh will be laughed at
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link
Oh, sorry, do you mean Steven Peter Devereux Smith of the Toronto Nationals?
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:32 (six years ago) link
I'm still trying to get my head around The Theory & Practice of Coaching By Justin Langer btw.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:35 (six years ago) link
I assumed that Canada thing was a hilarious Twitter joke, but it's real ffs
― imago, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:39 (six years ago) link
I knew Langer's appointment would deliver on the psychobabble but this is better than I could possible have imagined!
― Neil S, Monday, 4 June 2018 10:06 (six years ago) link
IMPORTANT QUESTION:Should the highly enjoyable activity of enjoying a quiet beer on one's own, especially but not exclusively whilst on holiday, be known as— Frith 🍃 (@pluckyloser) June 28, 2018
― Neil S, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:45 (six years ago) link
Lonely Devereux just thinking baout things
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link
he did well for Toronto, the good people of Toronto can be very proud of their XI
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:19 (six years ago) link
a solid 61
― Neil S, Friday, 29 June 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link
The good burghers of Winnipeg may be questioning the hype around 'The Bull', however.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link
Cam Bancroft, meanwhile, is taking up arms for the Desert Blaze of the Northern Territory T20 Strike League btw.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:30 (six years ago) link