American things

corndogs
chex mix
half n half
tri-tip
outdated plumbing
shower valves (seriously i HATE this)

cool whip

miracle whip

Garrett's Chicago Mix Popcorn

shower valves (seriously i HATE this)

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, February 12, 2018 1:55 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What do other countries have instead?

shower valves (seriously i HATE this)

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, February 12, 2018 1:55 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What do other countries have instead?

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:09 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Buckets

Manifest Destiny
Fruit Roll Ups.

Reese's peanut butter cups
peanut butter m&ms
peanut butter and jelly
peanut butter an marshmallow fluff

actually I'm not sure what you mean by a shower valve, do you mean the fact that there is a single control for both pressure and temp?

shower valves

is this a home-owner thing or a UI thing?

x-post

that reminds me though,

104. toilets that are so full of water and also weirdly short that you have to lower yourself carefully, tensing your quads as you pause several times a second, calculating whether it's going to be safe to sit down or you'll have to fish your dong out of the way and hold it someway out of the drink for the duration

especially bad if the loo is so small that [deleted for propriety]

only an east coast problem ime but still American

Tootsie roll
California Roll
Roller Disco
Operation Rolling Thunder

shower valves: in bathtub showers

you have to switch the water between the shower & the bathtub. and there’s only one set of controls for both.
ie raise a lever on the bathtub faucet that switches the water to the shower & then turn on the shower

it’s weird & silly to me

I think I've seen that in other continents too

it's just a "some baths have this, some baths don't" thing. like one spout or two.

only an east coast problem ime but still American

not only an east coast problem, they are like that in LA as well

maybe not the weirdly short thing, but definitely the so full of water it looks like the toilet's blocked thing

I also hate overly full toilets, seems so wasteful

it is weird crapping into a swimming pool, but it’s cleaner in a lot of ways

I've pooped in LA a lot, and only EXCEEDINGLY RARELY, if at all, had to manually cradle my dick or rest it on the seat to avoid reverse-periscoping

Well

only an east coast problem ime but still American

i've once had this problem on the west coast! (while exceedingly jetlagged and it was one of the most scary moments ever)

yeah i’m forever having to rest my giant plonker on things

American things?

-sensible, compact plonkers that don't dangle into the toilet water

I'm not bragging but mine has been known to drag across the poop shelf

chimes with what I've heard

Heh, listen to all these forigeners who sit down to poop.

Oh I didn't say that

900 year old flight attendants

Scriptures in yr airplane lunch basket.

Everything from the tiniest village and hamlet upwards calling itself a city.

one doesn't build villages and hamlets on rock 'n' roll

It takes a city

i actually searched for threads where i could put this but really it comes down to an "only in america" thing

http://rate-driver.com

Ha, holy shit, ∞. That site is great!

https://i.imgur.com/Jkb7jTa.png

Scriptures on yr fast food packaging.

Chick tracts

Chick-Fil-A tracts

NORAID

freedom

about 90% of the menu at the cheesecake factory is dedicated to non-cheesecake items

what kinda factory is this

btw I have a work trip to the usa in just over a month, excited for american things tbh

XP gotta diversify man

You forget what 90% of the C+C Music Factory sounded like.

I ate at Cheesecake factory once, it's not a menu it's a god damn novel!!!!

^^^ I hear that!!!!!

We used to make cheesecake in this country

making cheesecake great again