American things

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the amount of time this adds to everyone's transaction, if someone wishes to pay in cash, is enormous.

ime waiting for people to use their debit card takes longer than paying with cash.

micromanaging fellow patrons time, just fuck off

lifehackers must die

if you stock 500 of a successful item, then you're taking the time to figure out the retail cost 500 times at the check out, as opposed to once, at shelving.

Think about where ever the price is printed though. On the shelf. In advertising. On the board in the window. Oh, and the city held a special election last month to expand the marina and now every single one of those items has to be ticked up half a percent.

Good news though. The sales tax is only temporary which means you'll have to reverse the process in 18 months.

pp you are not effectively arguing for the sensible convenience of the current system

I didn't say it made any sense!

A few years ago, our governor wanted to drop the sales tax on food. The ruckus that was raised from concerned retailers about how they would manage to charge one tax for one item and another tax for another item during the same transaction was bonkers. Especially when you showed them how items like beer and wine were already being taxed at different rates than everything else.

But it was like a commerce group filled with George HW Bushes: How will the computer know if someone's buying a plum or plum-flavored candy?

https://i.imgur.com/Ozi8L3I.jpg

The law passed. Food is charged a 2% tax while everything else is more like 9%. Except for beer and wine which are more like 10.5% - Depending on what side of the county you're shopping in.

So again, I'm not saying it can't be done, just listing the "finished" price on the shelf in the first place. But retailers have their reasons.

https://i.imgur.com/PXfKfuN.png

I'm sure you've seen these. Sometimes, retailers just want to let you know how much you're getting screwed.

LOL 'recovery fee'

I am 100% pro the sweetened beverage tax except that the other day I was hit with it on a bottle of kombucha with 3g of non-added sugar

tax the poor, yeah great idea

It's awful I can't believe we passed this dumbass regressive shit tax

tax the poor

are you saying Warhol lied to me

'Scooter' as a nickname

Dinner at 6pm and cellphones, apparently?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/28/world/americas/french-waiter-rude.html?emc=edit_mbau_20180328&nl=&nlid=7629057220180328&te=1

I’m a proud American whom eats them dinners at 6pm

In the Central time zone, we eat dinners at 5!

getting a free t-shirt at a basketball game and wearing that t-shirt because that's in a preferred colour of your team and looks good on tv

even more american things: getting that free t-shirt via the delivery mechanism of a t-shirt cannon

high level american thing: hot dogs shot out of a t-shirt cannon

getting a free t-shirt at a basketball game and wearing that t-shirt because that's in a preferred colour of your team and looks good on tv

gotta stand up for the anthem, hand on your heart because... uh, something about the troops

turkmenbashi things

well we lost vietnam bc ppl didnt sing the natl anthem loud enough at the super bowls

18 packages of ketchup and 30 napkins in bag from drive thru

This is a free country so stand the fuck up and put your hand over your heart or else

Toilet/shower situations that do not make me wish I was in a different country

Clarify please

ha... maybe amenities is a better word

can't believe that you are made to stand up in the "bathroom" if the anthem is somehow played in there

Sometimes I eat too many tacos and wind up playing the National Anthem all night.

hope you're sitting down

We had 5th grade graduation for my kid a couple of weeks ago. Two baller kids refused to stand for the pledge and the anthem. THEY ARE 11 YEAR OLDS. I was so proud.

Me, not even being American, wussed out and stood but I didn’t put my hand on my heart nor did I recite the pledge or sing the anthem (mostly because I don’t know the words to either.)

this is my pledge policy at work ^^^
non-participation, but not making a show of not standing

i dont put my hand over my heart bcz i think it’s weird

i would participate if i were wearing a hat, because having to take off the hat makes it exciting

Disgraceful that @nyjets owner will pay fines for players who kneel for National Anthem. Encouraging a movement premised on lies vs. police. Would he support all player protests? Would he pay fines of players giving Nazi salutes or spew racism? It’s time to say goodbye to Jets!

— Rep. Pete King (@RepPeteKing) May 26, 2018

not standing up for the anthem is the new nazi salute!!!!

The Cub Scouts not only didn't take their caps off, but the fact they were all wearing them IN A CHURCH in the first place blew my mind.

In other words, people already picking and choosing which ways to conduct themselves during all that carrying on. Taking a knee seems downright respectable.

If I understand correctly, the first NFL player who refused to stand for the anthem (since the NFL started bringing players out before it) was Colin Kaepernick, who took a knee after consulting with an actual veteran who suggested that it was an act of protest yet still reverent.

I as an actual American don't understand why every sporting event has to begin with the National Anthem and a military flyover and a "salute to our troops" and all that shit. Every fucking member of the United States Military joined by choice. A lot of them don't even see actual combat. They get paid a relatively generous wage. After leaving their service, they get free college. They get preference in hiring. They get discounts on everything for life. Many domestic civilian jobs are far more dangerous and far less rewarding. We Americans need to stop fellating our troops so much.

not fellating the troops is the equivalent of a nazi salute, pal

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As an American, most WTF thing about this photo is the guy's sandals.

It is common knowledge that the national anthem playing is the equivalent of lights being dimmed for a stage performance. People at concessions or the bathroom gotta hustle.

Unless the Blue Jays are in town. Then you know you've got at least 10 minutes before things start happening.

It's terrible opinions about the national anthem that makes me wish we had that Black Mirror social media rating system for people.

yoghurt pots that are narrower at the top than the bottom, with a lip at the top to make it even harder to eat from

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This...

There are two basic methods for eating with a knife and fork. The "American" involves having your fork in your left and your knife in your right when cutting your food, then putting the knife down and switching your fork to your right hand to eat, tines facing upwards. (If you're right-handed, that is.)

lol i did that until probably last year. it took approx 15 years of living outside the Uk to effect that change.

xxposts sic gah I hate those stupid containers

TREMAYNE
Lucy, may I ask you something? Do you find it odd
that I don't switch my fork when I eat, that I bring it to
my mouth with my left hand?

LUCY
My mother called it "piling."

TREMAYNE
Actually, it's not odd at all, it's the European way.

eat everything with a single large spoon tightly clenched in either fist

problem solved