ALL HAIL NEW AUSTRALIAN (TEMPORARY) TEST CRICKET CAPTAIN STEVEN PETER DEVEREUX "STEVE" SMITH
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― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:49 (ten years ago)
was thinking of starting this thread just earlier
― imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:50 (ten years ago)
why are australia so damn likeable nowadays
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― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:50 (ten years ago)
I am thinking of getting a #DEVEREUX t-shirt printed so I can wear it to the World Cup game that I am going to.
That's if he is selected for the ODI team and he bloody well should be.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:51 (ten years ago)
he's maybe like third name on the ODI teamsheet now, confirmed beyond all doubt whatsoever
― imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:53 (ten years ago)
his batting style is really good - positive and unorthodox but so compact, like a more aggressive steve waugh
― imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:54 (ten years ago)
Never underestimate the bizarre CA selection policy.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:56 (ten years ago)
shaun marsh and ed cowan in form i hear
― imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:58 (ten years ago)
Ed Cowan is going great guns! But he's far too indie for the XI.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:59 (ten years ago)
he's this generation's macgill, way too intellectual for his own good
― imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 09:05 (ten years ago)
I'm trying to imagine a conversation between Ed Cowan and Dave Warner.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 10:59 (ten years ago)
this guy
― imago, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:54 (ten years ago)
the BEST
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 December 2014 07:38 (ten years ago)
er could be a little more aggressive with his declarations
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:02 (ten years ago)
basically throwing a test match so shaun marsh could score a ton and the daft prick runs himself out for 99
― imago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:04 (ten years ago)
worse crimes have been committed in the sport
in other news, Chappelli's scathing commentary finally claims the Test career of MS Dhoni
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:07 (ten years ago)
and ashton agar might be back! swear they're picking him on looks
― imago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:22 (ten years ago)
fresh faced healthy young people are the ideal poster boys and girls for a fine product like KFC
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:31 (ten years ago)
VERSUS SPIDERCAM
― London's Left-Wing Utopian Non-League Ultras Are Reclaiming Football (imago), Thursday, 8 January 2015 09:16 (ten years ago)
They didn't make Devereux the World Cup Captain! And no Rhino or Lyon! THIS COUNTRY WANTS TO LOSE.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 January 2015 07:31 (ten years ago)
Steve Smith ✔ @stevesmith49It was an absolute honour to meet my favourite athlete of all time tonight. Thanks @rogerfederer and best of luck in the Australian open.
awwww
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 11:22 (ten years ago)
Dave Warner was there with his kid and QGP was all like "gee Dave Warner is one of those annoying people that has to take his baby everywhere!"
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)
I'll also note that QGP is the biggest fan of Devereux ever.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:04 (ten years ago)
✔
― NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:11 (ten years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/michael-clarke-on-a-collision-course-with-cricket-australia-as-his-teammates-move-on-20150126-12y7wd.html
this is an exciting development, things have been going too smoothly imo
― larks' tongues in ass (haitch), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:27 (ten years ago)
Shocked and saddened that Devereux was a pointless answer on hit BBC television show "Pointless".
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 February 2015 13:05 (ten years ago)
But that's back, my swing's back where I want it to be, so hopefully I can continue crunching India around the park.
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:52 (ten years ago)
I would've needed a vom and a lie down if watson had hit the winning runs, str8 up
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:03 (ten years ago)
^^ real talk, was hoping even maxwell would get bumped up the order to prevent all possibility of dis
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 March 2015 07:49 (ten years ago)
just going to bump this because
― never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (nine years ago)
no joe root thread btw tells you something
obstructing the field!! o u foul aussie swines!
(i agree with smith and the umpires ftr)
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:47 (nine years ago)
he's still only 27 wtf
― imago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)
SOK is a slightly better bowler than him at the moment, however.
Only chink in the armour.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)
all your heroes are nsw now
― imago, Sunday, 26 February 2017 11:08 (eight years ago)
all twenty wickets taken by the SYDNEY SIXERS pal
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)
Non-Devereux related, but check out this XI: http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/fattest-athletes-to-ever-play-cricket/news-story/796937bdeba7affca5ac6cc882919e34
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 08:43 (eight years ago)
I've been waiting for Cornwall to find a bigger audience
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)
Brilliant move from Devereux, letting the GOAT bowl 8/50 today.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 March 2017 11:41 (eight years ago)
Sri Lanka pissing themselves laughing atm
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)
Glenn Maxwell?
THE Glenn Maxwell?
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)
This has been a tour for the surreal.
the slightly smaller show
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)
thought this'd be where it all fell apart, devereux has instilled grit. just need to sort out swinging english pitches next lol
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:35 (eight years ago)
this is some full bradman runscoring
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:23 (eight years ago)
been away from the cricket world for a week, good timing
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:04 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKmJCLSIQk
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:12 (seven years ago)
remain shocked at the possibility that david warner is a terrible shit bloke
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:15 (seven years ago)
The Reverend has been defrocked
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:24 (seven years ago)
RIP
― imago, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 10:35 (seven years ago)
Glenn Maxwell is replacing Steve Smith
I'M DYING
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)
Boof lives, much like those cockroaches in a nuclear blast.
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)
THEY'RE OFF TO CRICKET GAOL
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:55 (seven years ago)
some mention of the possibility that Boof is talking to his lawyers before jumping ship/being forced to walk the gangplank. Either way he's a lucky lad
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:58 (seven years ago)
the tim paine era, babey... get excited
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:08 (seven years ago)
Why not Lyon
― imago, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:09 (seven years ago)
not keen on any more line headbutting presumably
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:11 (seven years ago)
well the thing is that Lyon was suggested by some writers for the Vice Captain role back when Smith was made captain, by dint of being a good team guy and not being batshit stupid like Warner
YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOWLER AS CAPTAIN HOWEVER THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:12 (seven years ago)
next person that suggests bringing in George Bailey as some Mike Brearley-esque specialist captain will be shot
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:14 (seven years ago)
next person that suggests Mitch Marsh will be laughed at
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:15 (seven years ago)
Oh, sorry, do you mean Steven Peter Devereux Smith of the Toronto Nationals?
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:32 (seven years ago)
I'm still trying to get my head around The Theory & Practice of Coaching By Justin Langer btw.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:35 (seven years ago)
I assumed that Canada thing was a hilarious Twitter joke, but it's real ffs
― imago, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:39 (seven years ago)
I knew Langer's appointment would deliver on the psychobabble but this is better than I could possible have imagined!
― Neil S, Monday, 4 June 2018 10:06 (seven years ago)
IMPORTANT QUESTION:Should the highly enjoyable activity of enjoying a quiet beer on one's own, especially but not exclusively whilst on holiday, be known as— Frith 🍃 (@pluckyloser) June 28, 2018
― Neil S, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:45 (six years ago)
Lonely Devereux just thinking baout things
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:18 (six years ago)
he did well for Toronto, the good people of Toronto can be very proud of their XI
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:19 (six years ago)
a solid 61
― Neil S, Friday, 29 June 2018 12:48 (six years ago)
The good burghers of Winnipeg may be questioning the hype around 'The Bull', however.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:28 (six years ago)
Cam Bancroft, meanwhile, is taking up arms for the Desert Blaze of the Northern Territory T20 Strike League btw.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:30 (six years ago)