A month to celebrate American action movie actor, producer, writer, director, martial artist, singer-songwriter, victim of FBI harassment and general renassiance man Steven Seagal!
http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 28 August 2008 12:46 (seventeen years ago)
We're going to need inspiration to really get behind this concept. Thankfully, our man Seagal has some inspiring words for all of us:
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 28 August 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)
This month, by the way, is brought to you by STEVEN SEAGAL'S LIGHTNING BOLT ENERGY DRINK:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Seagal_drink.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 28 August 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)
SEAGAL-TEMBER is HERE and it is going to be a RUNAWAY SUCCESS much like that HIJACKED TRAIN in UNDER SIEGE 2 where it wasn't on a SUBMARINE but a TRAIN.
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8159/seagalbq4.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 September 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)
Suggested outfits for SEAGAL-TEMBER:
http://www.famous-people-search.com/steven_seagal/steven_seagal_photo/steven_seagal_002.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 September 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)
And now the fact that ILX is going offline in the FIRST WEEK OF SEAGAL-TEMBER all but confirms the fact that there is a FBI plot to ruin the great man's career!!
http://badazzmofo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/steven-seagal.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
Proof that there is a FBI plot to ruin Steven Seagal:
1) FBI sabotaged his career2) FBI brought down ILX during SEAGAL-TEMBER
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)
Dude once released an album called "MOJO PRIEST" and you people ignore SEGAL-TEMBER?
I guess the FBI plot is working.
― Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)
Look who has a TWITTER much like a ROUNDHOUSE KICK to his PUDGY FACE: http://twitter.com/sseagalofficial
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 November 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)
@jwkelly2. I would love to make another Under Siege movie. Maybe one day. This next film will feature me kicking ass (you know how I do).
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 November 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)
MAYBE UNDER SIEGE 3 COULD BE ON...A BUS??
Is there ever a bad time to pick up a guitar? I don't think so. Keeps the mind at ease and puts the soul at peace.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 November 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)