The Machiavellian Japanese Dude falsely telling the Weird High Pitched Not Gay Dude that The Fembot hated him then calling him out on it and then got in the shit when the cretins found out about the shit hanging is a cautionary tale for all ILX meta types.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 10:05 (seventeen years ago)
Didn't watch it tonight (at footy) but I hear that a) The Machiavellian Japanese Dude got shit hung on him and b) Bisexual Bogan Chick from Dubbo got evicted. Over Academic Big Tits no less!
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)
"Bisexual Bogan Chick from Dubbo"
I love Australia.
― SeekAltRoute, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)
Estie, u a fan of Weird High Pitched Not Gay Dude?
He seems like a total fuckwit?
― wilter, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)
I think you need a more possumistic attitude, son.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)
Weird High Pitched Not Gay Dude is clear favourite to win according to the bookies. Stay possumistic, Australia!
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)
The Single Mum With Fake Norgs got evicted! Who is the Bogan Brickie with Dreadlocks from Geelong gonna root now?
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 15 June 2008 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
Oh no! The Machiavellian Japanese Dude is nominated! He's gone unless teen girls vote for The Fembot or Embarrassing Dad or A Surfer Called Cherry or Canberra Hilton or The Pauline Hanson Voter!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 16 June 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)
Well! They have footage of the recently evicted Single Mum With Fake Norgs giving a handjob to The Bogan Brickie With Dreadlocks From Geelong! A handjob!
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 08:02 (sixteen years ago)
LOL at the producers trying play up the relationship between The Nerd and Prudish Academic Massive Norgs. Like THAT is gonna go anywhere. Not even to the handjob stage.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago)
The Machiavellian Japanese Dude and The Bogan Brickie With Dreadlocks From Geelong both whipped out the cock! In front of The Pauline Hanson Voter! And did The Helicopter! DUAL HELICOPTERS!
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 22 June 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago)
The Machiavellian Japanese Dude got evicted! This country sucks!
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 22 June 2008 11:12 (sixteen years ago)
The Porno Midget is returning on Sunday? I thought she was suing the show?
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 07:45 (sixteen years ago)
She's back and kissed King Kunt Kyle, which was something I didn't need to see in this lifetime.
Oh, and Embarrassing Dad got the arse.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 29 June 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago)
This shit still going?
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 29 June 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
THREE MORE WEEKS!!
Either Weird High Pitched Not Gay Dude or The Real Aussie Pauline Hanson Voter is going to win.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 30 June 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago)
there are people call NOBBI and RIMA???
― sunny successor, Monday, 30 June 2008 02:50 (sixteen years ago)
It's short for NOBUYUKI!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 30 June 2008 07:43 (sixteen years ago)
I know a Rima.
The Real Aussie Pauline Hanson Voter
Is this the grandma?
― energy flash gordon, Monday, 30 June 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago)
Yes and she doesn't like POLITICALLY CORRECT people and couldn't understand why people were upset with her when she went on about how that Japanese dude could "see through those slits". THAT BLOODY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 30 June 2008 09:31 (sixteen years ago)
ha, I saw that on an ad! if I thought there was another person in the house who could construct a sentence I might have paid attention to when it was on.
― energy flash gordon, Monday, 30 June 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago)
They really need to do a Greatest Hits Battle Royale Best Housemates series and retire it. Gay Nathan vs Leftie Tim vs That Bloke Whose Mum Bought His Undies And Read A Book On The Shitter. Plus everyone who gave or got a wristie, forced to sleep in the same bed again.
― energy flash gordon, Monday, 30 June 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago)
THE GREAT DEBATE between Embarrassing Dad and Canberra Hilton's Dad was great in its exposing of the whole Big Brother production.
And wow, The Fembot is actually rootable when she's totally drunk.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:15 (sixteen years ago)
"How can you expose yourself to 20-year-olds??" "I SIGNED A CONTRACT!!"
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:17 (sixteen years ago)
They might have evicted The Academic "Fiery" Italian with Massive Norgs but Pamela Anderson is coming on Wednesday! Pamela Anderson! Wow...remember when she was in that show with ironic cult figure David Hasselhoff??
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 7 July 2008 10:09 (sixteen years ago)
PAMELA ANDERSON WOW I DON'T REALLY CARE BUT LOL AT HER BEING A MEMBER OF PETA GOING ON A TV SHOW SPONSORED BY KFC
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago)
WHY AM I WATCHING KYLE SANDILANDS EXPLAIN AUSTRALIAN SLANG TO PAMELA ANDERSON???
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago)
OH GOD THIS IS DRAGGING SO LONG
SOMEBODY KILL ME NOW
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 10:29 (sixteen years ago)
She went in, after a few hours of pissfarting around. Love how BB said with immense gravitas 'THIS... is the REAL... Pamela Anderson!!' and the dreadlock dude said 'yeah I know.' Sums up how shit this whole year has been, really.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 July 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
is this shit still on
― electricsound, Thursday, 10 July 2008 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
"yeah I know, we rooted at the beach once"
― energy flash gordon, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago)
Two things ya gotta know:
1. The Racist Granny is going to win and will be beloved by Australia until she runs for One Nation at the next NSW State Election.
2. Weird High Pitched Not Gay Dude is going to be on Children's Television FOREVER.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago)
That KBP magic works again! First year I throw my flamethrower on proceedings...and it gets cancelled! Big Brother won't be renewed for 2009!
Ask me how you can get your least favourite show off the air!
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 13 July 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago)
GOOD
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 13 July 2008 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY WHO SOUNDS LIKE BEAKER
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 July 2008 10:21 (sixteen years ago)
That is Weird High Pitched Not Gay Dude!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
Racist Grandma (coming to a One Nation state ticket near you) won THE LAST EVER Big Brother, but who gives a shit about that? I'm all about the wrap-up party drama: apparently The 18-Year-Old Fiery Italian Academic with Massive Norgs told The Nerd that she wanted a relationship with - but The Nerd was getting massive action from a bunch of blonde Gold Coast sluts and told her to push off before going back to the hotel room with one of ver blondes.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:48 (sixteen years ago)
ALLEGEDLY it turns out that The Nerd fucked the sister of Single Mum With Fake Norgs Who Gave The Handjob, leading to a foursome of The Nerd, The Sister of The Single Mum With Fake Norgs Who Gave The Handjob, Single Mum With Fake Norgs Who Gave The Handjob and The Bogan Brickie From Geelong Who Got The Handjob.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 25 July 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago)